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Secret Agent Clank menu transcript comprises the full verbal transcript of the menu screens and descriptions in Secret Agent Clank.

See Secret Agent Clank script for the verbal transcript of in-game dialogue.

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Inventory

Clank

Tie-A-Rang

No suave superspy is ready for the field without a tidy bowtie setting off a dapper suit. With the Tia-A-Rang, however, an Agency superspy can keep his most deadly weapon tucked right beneath his chin. Thrown Tie-A-Rangs contain rudimentary A.I.s that seek multiple targets as long as their servos continue to operate.

Cufflink Bomb

The debonair folds in Clank's sleeves hide a deadly bomb launcher. The gem shaped bombs are made of an explosive piezoelectric element, Volitanium, that can be used as regular bombs or proximity mines.

Tanglevine Carnation

To the untrained eye, what appears as a lapel decoration hides one of the most vicious flowers from the galaxy of Sunitrope 7. This ravenous blossom has an unquenchable hunger for robots and aliens alike.

Blackout Pen

This stylish gadget modeled after the legendary Montiblu fountain pen has a crystal nib perfect for the secret agent in your life. The special transmagnetic ink it dispenses is perfect for calligraphy and disabling security lasers and cameras alike.

Holo-Kunckles

These light-generating gloves wouldn't look out of place at a fashion show, but the images they project pack the wallop of a sixteen-wheeler. When you need to end a duel the moment you declare it, look no further than the Holo-Knuckles.

Agency PDA

The Agency PDA allows access to remote ammo anywhere in the galaxy! Equip and then activate it for all your stealthy needs. Note: Direct matter transport necessarily increases the cost of all supplies.

Jet Boots

These Cougar Jet Signature Series shoes have been banned from all the Roboball tournaments from 0x4d47 and on because the powerful rockets were augmenting robo-athlete's performance unfairly.

Omni-Key

The Omni-Key 5000 uses hard-light holographic technology to map out and then spontaneously decrpyt electronic locks of all sorts. The newest keys in this line are guaranteed to work even on locks composed of quantum bits, superstring remnants, and parallel universe technology.

Download Clank Fu Kick

Clank knows Kung Fu! This combat logic mod allows Clank to string on a super kick at the end of all his melee combos.

Ratchet

Shard Gun

The Shard Gun achieves its extraordinary freezing power through quantum-tunneled heat sink into nearby deep space. Opponents struck by the gun often report slowed reaction time, inferior movement speeds, and a strange freezer-burn sensation.

Icy Halo Mod (Shard Gun)

The Icy Halo Mod creates a ring of frost around the Shard Gun every time the gun is fired. This ring slows down nearby enemies.

Lightning Speed Mod (Walloper)

The Lightning Speed Mod speeds up the Walloper strike, while reducing windup time. The user also travels much farther. It has to be seen to be believed!

Walloper

The Walloper is the only known wearable device capable of sending objects into orbit. An unfortunate marketing campaign aimed at the youth model rocket crowd resulted in massive lawsuits, but the subsequent promotion for prison-based license-plate stamping has so far met with success. What could possibly go wrong?

Dual Lacerators

The Dual Lacerators are durable blaster pistols that also pack a punch. Firing super-heated plasma slugs that strike enemies like a laser, the Dual Lacerators are great for mowing down enemies one by one.

Seeker Mod (Lacerators)

The Seeker Mod allows Lacerator shots that have struck an opponent to refract and target other nearby enemies.

Hunter Mod (Lacerators)

The Hunter Mod allows the Lacerators to enter a super-targeting mode as long as the firing trigger is held down that automatically tracks the current target.

Mine Launcher

This Mine Launcher was most likely bought in the asset auction of the now defunct Dreadzone television series. Civilian uses for the launcher include asteroid gardening, professional sports, and marriage counseling.

Ordnance Mod (Mine Launcher)

The Ordnance Mod attaches patented Bouncer bombs to each Launcher Mine that emerge after the initial impact and strike anything nearby.

Help

Clank

Agent Flip

Clank can use the Jet Boots to perform a flip in the air by pressing X a second time. Like Ratchet, the flip allows him to get higher and farther than a regular jump.

Glide

Clank's jet boots let him glide as well. After a jump or in the air after an Agent Flip, hold X to glide and descend slowly back to solid ground.

Strafe

Using the directional buttons, Clank can move side to side and forward and back without changing his facing. This movement is perfect for shooting at enemies while dodging their attacks.

Ledge Grab

Trained secret agnets like Clank will automatically grab a ledge if you jump up to it. Clank will move left and right if you press the left or right buttons. He will jump onto the ledge if you press X and drop down with a tap of Triangle.

Clank Fu

Clank will unleash a quick judo chop when you press Square. You can press Square up to three times to unleash a quick combination attack.

Agent Air Strike

With the Jet Boots, jump in the air and press Square to unleash a barrage of bomblets that damage enemies beneath you.

Clank Fu Kick

Once Clank installs the Clank Fu Kick upgrade, he can get four hits out of his melee combo with Square.

Clank Fu Hot Foot

With the Clank Fu Hot Foot upgrade, Clank can add a finishing blow to the end of his melee combo. When Clank is kicking during the last hit, press X to unleash a torrent of flame from his jet boots.

Special

Case files

Ratchet

I should check up on Ratchet and make sure he's all right...

Max-Security Cells

The Maximum Security Cellblocks are actually bored down into the crust of the prison planet, stacked in a giant tower.

The Mess Hall

After the last wait staff quit, the planetary prison switched to delivering cafeteria food via pneumatic tubes. Not exactly sanitary.

Clank

Let's take a look at your case files, Agent Clank.

Boltaire Museum

The Boltaire Museum boasts the largest collection of robot artifacts and precious stones in the galaxy. They also offer an excellent Galactic Hero discount.

Asyanica Rooftops

The rooftops of Asyanica are patrolled by ruthless ninja gangs that answer only to Number Woo. Don't get distracted by the neon; it's a long fall...

Azcotal Alley

Azcotal Alley on Rionosis is known for its grand New Year celebrations. Of course, given the planet's rotation, the New Year occurs every 4.2 seconds.

Gadgebots

Our specialized Gadgebot infiltrators can circumvent any prison and any lock.

Rooftop Deathtrap

Beneath the neon sky of Asyanica, it's amazing what one Gadgebot can do by just chewing through some wires.

Qwark

I hear Qwark is writing his autobiography...

Larger Than Life

In which our hero learns the two-fisted language of giant robot lizards, and also discovers the true meaning of Christmas.

Suck and Jive

In which our hero learns to count cards, juggle hats, and what it really means to clean house.

Secret Missions

You can't plan every mission ahead of time.

Boltaire Gem Wing

Clank must infiltrate the high-security gem wing of the Boltaire Museum with nothing but his wing-tips and impeccable sense of rhythm.

Countess's Villa

Clank must dance the night away with the Countess. Can he get her to lose her heart before he loses his head?

Glaciara, Ski Slopes

The ski slopes of Glaciara are unforgiving, but a built-in snowboard and a fistful of Cufflink Bombs goes a long way.

Mission descriptions

Boltaire Museum

(Listed as "Outside, Boltaire" for the first three missions, and "Main Halls, Boltaire" for the last.)

Escape the Ravine

Escape the notice of the museum security droids and make your way to the side of the museum.

Get Inside the Museum

Find a way to get inside the museum; all the entrances on the ground floor are locked-down because of the break in.

Not The Guided Tour

Reach the scene of the crime in the Precious Gems Wing at the opposite end of the museum.

The Night Fox

The only question left is how will you get by the laser field in the great hall? Well...if you do, they'll say you're the best.

Max-Security Cell

(Listed as "Camera #12: Max-Security Cellblocks, Prison Planet".)

Life In Prison

Ratchet's stuck in prison, along with 32,767 of his least favorite friends. Time to dust off the old wrench...

Consecutive Life Sentences

Looks like Ratchet might be earning his keep in prison. Complete all challenges in the prison cellblock.

Asyanica

(Listed as "Skyline Rooftops, Asyanica" for all except Qwark's mission, listed as "Chapter 2: Larger Than Life, Asyanica".)

Get A Clue

The fortune you found was manufactured on Asyanica. It's the only lead we've got, so...

Free Agent Clank!

Agent Clank has been captured! Gadgebots, it's up to you to free him!

The Halls of Asyanica

Complete all Gadgebot challenges.

Number Woo works for...?

Who does Number Woo work for? Track him down, and find out what he knows!

Qwarkography, Ch. 1

Qwark spins the tale of his various exploits on Asyanica. How did the city get in ruins, again...?

Glaciara

(First is listed "Countesses Villa, Glaciara", while others are listed as "Ski Slopes, Glaciara".)

Tango of 100 Sorrows

Find this mysterious Ivana Lottabolts, and ask her nicely where the Eye of Infinity is.

Black Diamond of Doom!

Escape the villa, and out-ski the Countess's guards to get back to your ship with the information you've gained.

Pro Boarding

Complete all the snowboarding challenges.

Mess Hall

(Listed as "Camera #23: Mess Hall, Prison Planet".)

No Time for Seconds

Agency scanners report that Ratchet has gotten into some trouble in the prison cafeteria. A Lombax has got to eat, even if there are a hundred inmates looking to spoil his lunch...

The Lunch Menu Forever

Prison life is the same gruelling food every day, for the rest of your days. Oh, and old enemies trying to beat you up. Beat all the Cafeteria challenges.

Rionosis

(Listed as "Azcotal Alley, Rionosis" for the first two missions, and "Mountainside Ascent, Rionosis" for the last two.)

The Kingpin

The countess pointed you to someone named The Kingpin on the planet Rionosis.

All The Kingpin's Men

Tail the Kingpin through the streets of Rionosis and eliminate his henchmen without being spotted.

Get A Lift

Stay with the Kingpin and Jack as they escape to the gondolas and ride them up the side of the mountain.

Qwarkography, The Gamblin' Years

Qwark retells the story of his epic battle with the nefarious space criminal, the Jack of all Trades. This hyperbole has been modified to fit your screen.

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