Rift Apart script comprises the full verbal transcript of Rift Apart.
- Notes
- Menu transcriptions are found on Rift Apart menu transcript.
- All scenes are interspersed within missions. Therefore, they scenes are placed non prior to or after their respective mission section.
- Some in-game dialogue is not included in their respective sections if they are not unique to said section. These lines will be placed together in a single section in the § Miscellaneous section.
- However, some dialogue is triggered only once upon introduction, despite technically being able to be triggered elsewhere if the introduction happened there. In these cases, the dialogue is placed in the earliest possible section.
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Intro movie
Nefarious Trooper: Members of the Resistance, report to your nearest intake facility immediately. We promise nothing nefarious will befall you. We promise.
Nefarious Trooper: Resistance members, report to the VIP section of your nearest intake facility for cumpolsary behavioral modification. It will be fun. Fun.
Resistance Member: Your suit appears to be working nicely. Blending right in.
Resistance Member: There's the assistant... and there is the infobot.
Rivet: (sighs)
Resistance Member: Masterful work. Now get out of there and decrypt that thing.
Emperor's Assistant: Where is the infobot?!
Distressed Civilian: (screams)
Resistance Member: Go, go, go, your ship is up ahead!
Resistance Member: Where are you going?!
Distressed Civilian: (screams)
Nefarious Trooper: (laughs)
Rivet: (grunts)
Rivet: Hey, it's okay, see...? Just me.
Distressed Civilian: Rivet?
Rivet: Shhh. Gotta go. Here—it'll help you get home. I designed it to be one-size-fits-all, so it should...
Distressed Civilian: Thank you.
Megalopolis 1
Captain Qwark: Yes, it is a fine day for the Festival of Heroes here in Megalopolis!
Ratchet: Don't you think it's weird to throw a celebration for us? I mean, we haven't done anything heroic in... years. What if everyone thinks we're washed up? What if we are washed up...? Hm?
Clank: Luckily, we will not need to perform any heroics... (chuckles) Unless you count smiling and waving.
Ratchet: (sighs) Right.
Clank: (chuckles)
Captain Qwark: Give a big welcome to the Grand Marshals of our parade...
Captain Qwark and Skidd: Ratchet and Clank!
Ratchet: (chuckles)
Captain Qwark: I, Captain Copernicus Leslie Qwark, will be your host!
Skidd: With me! Skidd McMarx!
Rusty Pete: And (hiccup) Rusty Pete!
Ratchet: Wow, haven't seen these guys in ages!
On-screen: Lua error in Module:Icon at line 13: attempt to index field '?' (a nil value). to View Character Bios in Gallery
(After waiting by the crowd near the parade entrance.)
Ratchet: Hey, this is a pretty big turnout!
Clank: Even after all of these years. It is... exciting.
Ratchet: Yeah, it is, huh?
Civilian: We love you!
(After waiting near the pedestal before grabbing the wrench.)
Captain Qwark: Our heroes will now join us on their pedestal!
Skidd: Yeah, let's get this party started!
(Upon picking up the wrench.)
Skidd: Give it up for our heroes!
Captain Qwark: Yes, folks, we have a momentous day in store for you! Starting with me, and ending with a surprise gift from Clank to Ratchet!
Clank: Oh dear... Must he tell the entire galaxy?
Ratchet: Wait, a gift? For what?
Clank: Oh, you will see. It is awaiting us at the front of the parade route.
Ratchet: Well, we'd better get moving, then!
Captain Qwark: It all started on planet Veldin, with Ratchet, a restless tinkerer, hungry for adventure!
(Upon crossing the bridge on the Veldin re-enactment.)
Captain Qwark: That night, Clank's ship came crashing from the night sky! Ratchet rescued the defective warbot... and the rest is intergalactic history.
On-screen: 
to Jump
(Upon reaching the button at the end of the Veldin re-enactment.)
On-screen: and in the air to Double Jump
On-screen: then 
to Wrench Slam
(Upon hitting the button at the end of the Veldin re-enactment.)
Captain Qwark: And the crowd goes wild!
(Upon stepping on the pedestal to the Kerwan re-enactment.)
Captain Qwark: And now, our heroes will clear this festive barricade!
On-screen: Hold 
and to Throw Wrench
(Upon destroying the festive barricade.)
Captain Qwark: Who could forget the blarg invasion of Kerwan?!
(Upon picking up the Burst Pistol.)
Captain Qwark: Show the crowd some of those world-class sharpshooting skills!
Captain Qwark: Well, once he grabs some ammo of course!
On-screen: 
to Shoot Blarg Ships
(Upon destroying the blarg ships.)
Captain Qwark: At last, the Hall of Heroes is safe!
Goon-4-Less: Hey! I think I found the lombax!
Captain Qwark: What is this supposed to be a re-enactment of?
Goon-4-Less: You've got a sweet bounty on your head, lombax! And we want it!
Clank: Ratchet, I do not believe this is part of the show.
(Upon stepping on the pedestal to the Kalebo III re-enactment.)
Ratchet: Someone put a bounty on us?
Ratchet and Clank: (screams)
Clank: I hope this is not about your gift... Hurry, we must get to the front of the parade route!
(Upon reaching the mag surface on the Kalebo III re-enactment.)
Clank: Oh dear!
Ratchet: Activating Magneboots!
On-screen: Hold and move 
to Aim
On-screen: to Shoot
(Upon defeating the goon on the Kalebo III re-enactment surface.)
Skidd: C'mon, let's keep this show goin'! Catch a ride!
On-screen: 
to Tethershot
(Upon Tethershotting onto Skidd's pedestal.)
Ratchet: So much for smiling and waving, huh?!
Clank: I would bet the blargs are behind this, or the cragmites, or... oh. Dr. Nefarious.
Ratchet: Ha! No way! Nefarious has been retired longer than we have!
Captain Qwark: And now our heroes traverse this intentionally laid path of balloons!
(After the balloon explodes when Ratchet bounces on it.)
Ratchet and Clank: (screams)
Rusty Pete: Welcome to (hiccups) Ardolis! Watch out for swashbuckling marauders...!
Goons-4-Less: Robomutts, attack!
Rusty Pete': Really brings you back to the good old days, don't it?
(Upon defeating the goons on the Ardolis re-enactment.)
Rusty Pete: Our heroes vanqu—(hiccups)—ished the enemy! Now ye must walk the dangerous plank of doom!
Clank: There, we can glide over!
On-screen: Hold to Glide Down
(Upon gliding to the Great Clock re-enactment.)
Captain Qwark: Ah, the mysteries of the Great Clock...
Goons-4-Less: C'mon bros, get him surrounded!
Captain Qwark: Again with the fighting?! I had an emotional monologue prepared for this one!
Goons-4-Less: Hold up, bros. We just want the lombax, then you can go back to whatever this sick party is.
(Upon defeating the first set of goons on the Great Clock re-enactment.)
Clank: More goons incoming!
Clank: Oh no! They are landing on the back of the float!
Goons-4-Less: There he is! Let's get that sweet bounty cash!
(Upon defeating the second set of goons on the Great Clock re-enactment.)
Ratchet: Let's take out that dropship and end this!
(Upon defeating the Goon Dropship.)
Ratchet: A little rusty, but not too bad!
Captain Qwark: Are they gone? (coughs)
Captain Qwark: And now, we reach the present of our heroes' story. Ratchet, the last known lombax, whose kind is lost in another dimension, will receive a mysterious gift from Clank.
(Upon reaching the front of the parade route.)
Clank: I had a speech prepared, but considering that our event seems to be under assault, I will cut to the chase.
Clank: Ratchet, I do not know where I would be without you. You are my closest friend, my teammate, and you have given up a lot too... I have repaired the Dimensionator. So you can travel through dimensions and find your family.
Ratchet: Oh, pal, I...
Ratchet: What...? Dr. Nefarious?!
Dr. Nefarious: Ratchet and Clank! What a wonderful surprise! I didn't expect to see you here—considering my goons were meant to annihilate you eight minutes ago!
Clank: Oh. What do you want, Nefarious?!
Dr. Nefarious: This!
Dr. Nefarious: (laughs)
Dr. Nefarious: Can't anyone print instruction manuals anymore?!
Dr. Nefarious: (screams)
Dr. Nefarious: (laughs)
(Upon latching onto the grind rail while pursuing Dr. Nefarious.)
Ratchet: We have to get the Dimensionator away from Dr. Nefarious!
On-screen: 
and to Switch Grind Rail
Clank: Yes, and quickly! Whatever he has planned, it can not be good!
(Upon reaching the end of the grind rail while pursuing Dr. Nefarious.)
Ratchet: (screams)
Goon-4-Less: Here to turn yourself in, lombax?!
(Upon defeating the goons while pursuing Dr. Nefarious.)
Dr. Nefarious: You're still here?! Of course you are, why wouldn't you be?!
Clank: Wait! Perhaps we can put Qwark's pyrotechnics to use!
Ratchet: Let's light him up!
(Upon hitting the button to activate the fireworks.)
Dr. Nefarious: (screams)
Ratchet: (screams)
Civilians: (gasp, scream)
Clank: I should have known Nefarious would try something like this.
Ratchet: Don't beat yourself up. This'll be just like old times! Come on, it looks like Nefarious landed somewhere near the train station.
Ratchet: Oh, Mrs. Zurkon! We should grab a weapon.
Mrs. Zurkon: Need a weapon? Mrs. Zurkon has it all.
On-screen: Use bolts to buy weapons from Mrs. Zurkon
(When Mrs. Zurkon approaches Ratchet during challenge mode.)
Mrs. Zurkon: Ratchet, my favorite customer. You now have access to the omega line of weapons. ‘’Very’’ exciting. Enjoy omega destruction.
(After purchasing a weapon from Mrs. Zurkon.)
Ratchet: More goons incoming!
(When only one goon remains at the train station.)
Ratchet: Last one!
(Upon defeating all goons at the train station.)
Ratchet: The train's pulling away, let's go!
(After running through the station.)
Ratchet: Put down the Dimensionator, Nefarious!
Dr. Nefarious: "Put down the Dimensionator!" Yeah. Right. Today, you will see what losing feels like! Spoiler: it's exhausting! As soon as I figure out these stupid coordinates...
Dr. Nefarious: Say goodbye!
Dr. Nefarious: (screams) What did you do?!
Ratchet: Whoa! What just happened?
Clank: We may have a slight problem.
Ratchet: The bridge is shot... there has to be another way across.
Clank: Hm... the rifts are reacting to the phase quartz in your glove. Try pointing it at one of them.
On-screen: to Rift Tether
(Upon using the first Rift Tether).
Ratchet: Yeah, this is definitely gonna come in handy.
Goon-4-Less: Riding the train to Bountyville!
(After jumping off the train and proceeding forward.)
Civilian: Oh no, here they come!
Civilian: Go, go!
Goon-4-Less: Release the robomutts!
Ratchet: I wonder how much Nefarious is paying these guys?
Clank: Not nearly enough.
(Upon entering the train station building.)
'On-screen: Train Station
Ratchet: Whoa, watch your head!
Clank: This is worse than I had imagined!
Civilian: What is going on?
Clank: Sandsharks, from above!
Civilian: Nice sandshark, nice sandshark!
(After defeating the sandshark the civilian is cowering from.)
Civilian: My heroes!
(Upon reaching the kraken portal at the end of the station.)
Goon-4-Less: Might as well give— (screams)
Ratchet: Was that—a kraken?!
Clank: Or at least a very large octopus.
(Upon crossing the bridge at the end of the station.)
Ratchet: (screams)
Ratchet: Nefarious's ship! We've gotta find a way up there!
Clank: The taxis leaving from that stand are driving right by him!
Ratchet: Then we'd better not miss our ride!
(While approaching the path towards the taxis.)
Ratchet: Hey, uh—when did you rebuild the Dimensionator?!
Clank: I have hobbies! And I know that finding the lombaxes has always been important to you. I thought perhaps we could go... together.
Ratchet: Wow. That's really thoughtful, but I—Why don't we get it back from Nefarious first?
(At the building next to the taxi stand.)
On-screen: 
to Sprint
Goon-4-Less: Uh, so... we lost the lombax at the taxi stand.
Dr. Nefarious (hologram): You what?!
Goon-4-Less: Mad respect for hiring us, but we're gonna need, like, a bonus for all this weird stuff.
Dr. Nefarious (hologram): A bonus?! I'm already paying you generously!
(Upon attacking the goons by the taxi stand.)
Goon-4-Less: Yo! The lombax!
(Upon defeating the goons by the taxi stand.)
Ratchet: Our ride's here!
(Upon latching onto a taxi.)
Ratchet: Next stop: Nefarious!
Clank: These rifts are getting out of hand...
Ratchet: Nefarious is in way over his head!
Clank: What is that?!
Ratchet: Whoa, hey!
Civilian: You have my number, okay? So if— (screams)
(Upon engaging the goons in the final building before confronting Dr. Nefarious.)
Clank: Did Dr. Nefarious really resurface after all these years just to try and "take over the universe" again?
Ratchet: Yeah... I kinda wish he was doing a worse job.
(Upon defeating the goons.)
Clank: Nice work, Ratchet!
Ratchet: Couldn't have done it without you, pal.
Ratchet: Alright, now let's get to Nefarious!
(Upon reaching Dr. Nefarious' party crasher.)
Dr. Nefarious: You two?! These goons are useless! This is what I get for giving my assistant paid paternity leave!
Clank: Quickly, we cannot let Nefarious overuse the Dimensionator! We must lower his defenses!
On-screen: + , to Avoid Laser
(Sometimes when Dr. Nefarious hits Ratchet.)
- Dr. Nefarious
- Aw, did that hurt? Good!
- Gotcha!
- Watch your step!
Clank: That looked rather painful.
(Sometimes upon firing at Dr. Nefarious.)
Ratchet: Take that, Nefarious!
(Sometimes when Dr. Nefarious targets lasers.)
Clank: Oh dear! He is targeting us!
(When horned toads arrive through portals.)
Clank: Toads are... so unpleasant.
(When Dr. Nefarious attacks after his health is below 75%.)
Clank: His defenses are weakening!
(When Dr. Nefarious fires a first missile barrage.)
Dr. Nefarious: (laughs) Yes, run from me!
(When amoeboids arrive through portals.)
Clank: Amoeboids! Where did Nefarious find these?
Dr. Nefarious: Today my ultimate plan will come to fruition. It is perfect, flawless... and nothing will stop me!
Ratchet: How many times have we heard that?!
Dr. Nefarious: Probably around eighty... no—it doesn't matter! Today will be the last time!
(Upon defeating Dr. Nefarious' party crasher.)
Dr. Nefarious: You think a crushing defeat is all that it takes to stop me?!
Ratchet: I mean, yeah.
Clank: Yes.
Dr. Nefarious: Well, think again! We're going to a dimension where I always win, so you can finally know how it feels!
Ratchet: (screams)
Ratchet: Whoa!
Dr. Nefarious: (screams)
Clank: The dimensions are weakening considerably!
Ratchet: How bad is it?!
Clank: Well, it is certainly not good!
Ratchet: Great!
Clank: Where are we?
Ratchet: Beats me...
Ratchet and Clank: (screams)
Pirate: Kraken!
Pirate: Back to the depths with ye!
Pirate: How many arms ye got, beast?!
Ratchet: A...hoy?
Pirate: What manner of trickery—?! Get off me ship, foul creature!
(After an explosion on the pirate ship knocks Ratchet and Clank away.) Ratchet and Clank: (screams)
Dr. Nefarious: (screams)
Ratchet and Clank: (screams)
Dr. Nefarious: Did I do it or what?! Is this—what's with all the neon?
Ratchet: This is the part... where you lose.
Clank: Ratchet, the Dimensionator!
Dr. Nefarious: (screams)
Ratchet: Huh?
Clank: Ratchet?
Clank: Oh dear. My arm, and—No. The Dimensionator, it... What have I done?
Rivet: ...what have you done?
Clank: Who are you?
Rivet: Someone with a lot of questions. Let's go for a ride.
Clank: Wait, I have to find my friend—!
Dr. Nefarious: Where am...—oh—...I? It's me? It's me! It worked! (laughs) It worked! I am the winner! (laughs)
Emperor's Assistant: Emperor Nefarious, you have returned early from your conquest!
Dr. Nefarious: Yes... Emperor... (laughs)
Emperor's Assistant: (laughs)
Nefarious City
Find Clank
Ratchet: (grunts)
Ratchet: Clank? Clank?!
Ratchet: A lombax? What is this place?
(Upon gaining control of Ratchet.)
Ratchet: Where are you, Clank?
Ratchet: Maybe someone around here has seen him...
(While near the starting area.)
- Citizen
- No, no, I am late to work... The Emperor is going to kill me.
- Another mandatory shift at the factory? Oh joy.
(Upon passing the citizens by the stairs at the starting area.)
Ratchet: Have any of you seen a little gray robot anywhere? Green eyes, red antenna, very charming?
Citizen: Sorry, all the charming robots I know have blue eyes, haha.
(Upon passing the citizens near the door from the starting area.)
Citizen: Was that a dragon that just flew by? Maybe it is time I laid off the hard oil.
(Upon riding the elevator to the first boltcrank.)
Ratchet: Please let there be good news behind here...
(Upon approaching the boltcrank.)
On-screen: to Attach to Boltcrank
(Upon attaching to the boltcrank.)
On-screen: to Turn Boltcrank
(Upon turning the boltcrank.)
Nefarious City PA: Welcome to the Nefarious City Bazaar! Please remember to thank our marvelous Emperor before, during, and after making your purchase.
Ratchet: Emperor? Does that mean... there are two Nefariouses now?
Ratchet: Clank first, Nefarious later. Maybe he's in this bazaar.
(Upon passing citizens by the door in front of the bazaar.)
Citizen: I love our magnificent ruler.
(Upon reaching the bazaar.)
On-screen: Nefarious City Bazaar
Ms. Zurkon: Hey, lombax!
(Upon approaching Ms. Zurkon.)
Ratchet: Wait a second—
Ms. Zurkon: You forgot your order? Well, come right in.
Ratchet: Huh?
Ms. Zurkon: Ms. Zurkon will sell you weapons, but you gotta be less conspicuous or the Resistance will not last.
Ratchet: The Resistance?
Ms. Zurkon: Ohhhh. Apologies, sugar; Ms. Zurkon is still new to all this... espionage. I—
Nefarious Trooper: Halt! Release the hostage!
Ratchet: Huh?
Ratchet: Clank! (screams)
Clank: (screams)
Ratchet: No...
Ratchet: I need to go after that ship! How can I get off-planet?
Ms. Zurkon: This a test? Only royal starships are allowed to leave. Anything else—Oh, but the Phantom can help! Just follow the beat to Club Nefarious and you will find him.
Ratchet: Club Nefarious, got it. Oh, and... nice work, secret agent Zurkon.
Ms. Zurkon: Ohohoho, this is so excitin'!
Ratchet: What's Club Nefarious gonna sound like...
On-screen: Lua error in Module:Icon at line 13: attempt to index field '?' (a nil value). to Open Map
(While standing near Ms. Zurkon.)
Ms. Zurkon: Just listen for the beat and you will find the Phantom.
(While running around the bazaar.)
- Ratchet
- Gotta keep looking. The sooner I find Club Nefarious and this "Phantom", the sooner I can get to Clank.
- I'm on my way, Clank. I just need to find this Phantom guy first...
On-screen: Press 
to view your objective.
(Upon approaching Club Nefarious.)
Ratchet: That... sounds like a club alright.
(Upon reaching the Club Nefarious entrance.)
Citizen: Remember, drinks are half price with your Club Nefarious membership card!
(Upon entering Club Nefarious.)
On-screen: Club Nefarious
Ratchet: C'mon, Phantom, where are you...
(Upon passing citizens in Club Nefarious.)
- Ratchet: Hi, yeah. Are you the Phantom?
Citizen: Mmm, I am whatever you want me to be, fluffy. - Citizen: It is just like the Emperor said. The tallest tower in the galaxy.
- Citizen: How does the Emperor find time to conquer planets, crush the resistance, and drop such bangers?
- Ratchet: Is there a Phantom around here?
Citizen: Nope, only a dancing machine! Watch out now! - Citizen: Music! Music! Music!
- Citizen: Louder! Louder!
(Upon reaching Phantom in Club Nefarious.)
Nefarious City PA: Resistance alert! Resistance alert!
Citizens: (scream)
Phantom: Can't believe—first mission in forever and my cover's blown...
Ratchet: The Phantom... is Skidd?
Nefarious Trooper: (laughs)
Ratchet: Better take care of these guys or they'll go after Phantom too!
Citizen: This is dangerous!
Ratchet: That had to be Phantom, right? Mysterious dude in a hologuise? Had to be Phantom.
(Sometimes upon encountering Nefarious Troopers while chasing Phantom.)
Nefarious Trooper: There! The Resistance dweeb from the club!
(Sometimes upon passing citizens while chasing Phantom.)
Citizen: The Emperor will not be pleased!
(Upon seeing Phantom after leaving Club Nefarious.)
Ratchet: Phantom, wait!
Phantom: Who are you?! I was just in the middle of a mission!
Ratchet: I'm Ratchet, I heard you were—
Phantom: No names! You gotta be smarter than that if you wanna join the Resistance, new guy!
Ratchet: Why does everyone think I'm with the Resistance?
(After defeating Nefarious Troopers by a patio, before using wall jump up.)
Ratchet: There has to be something around here I can use to reach Phantom.
(Upon reaching the wall jump slot.)
On-screen: against a wall to Wall Jump
Phantom: Up here, new guy! Come on!
(Upon reaching Phantom after using wall jumps.)
Ratchet: Will you please! Stop! Running! Is this some kind of test?! It is, isn't it?!
(Upon chasing Phantom to Nefarious Luxury Tenements.)
On-screen: Nefarious Luxury Tenements
Nefarious Trooper (1): There he is! The fuzzball from the club!
Nefarious Trooper (2): (laughs)
Ratchet: Oh boy... I'll handle this, Phantom! You just get to safety!
Nefarious Trooper: Another Resistance member? Oh, I will make the Emperor proud today!
(Upon defeating the enemies at the Nefarious Luxury Tenements.)
Ratchet: Now where'd you go...
(Upon reaching Phantom at the Nefarious Luxury Tenements door.)
Phantom: Nice work, new guy.
Ratchet: Thanks.
Phantom: Shhhh.
Ratchet: What is this, some kind of secret handshake—hey!
Ratchet: What do I do with it?
Phantom: Alright, new guy; try out your Phantom Dash.
Ratchet: Phantom Dash?
Phantom: The enemy can't catch what doesn't temporarily exist.
(Upon approaching the blue gate by Nefarious Luxury Tenements.)
On-screen: 
to Phantom Dash
(Upon approaching Phantom after Phantom Dashing through the gate.)
Phantom: Jump and Phantom Dash! The glove handles the rest!
On-screen: Scrap Alley
On-screen: then to Phantom Air Dash
(While following the Phantom's path forward using Phantom Dashes.)
Phantom: You're a natural.
Phantom: Don't be scared; use the glove to run along those panels!
On-screen: onto a Panel to Wall Run
Phantom: Come on, that wall's not gonna bite.
Phamtom: You wanna go even further? Jump and Phantom Dash!
Ratchet: I need a royal starship to find my friend! I heard you know where to get one?!
Phantom: Shhhh. It's not safe here. Just stay close.
(Upon reaching Phantom on an eleavtor.)
Ratchet: Can you get a royal starship or not?!
Phantom: Uh... lombaxes. You are just as stubborn as she is.
Ratchet: Wait, you know that other lombax?! Where did she go?!
Phantom: Sargasso. She always goes there after a mission.
Ratchet: Sargasso...
On-screen: Highrise Rooftops
Phantom: I'll make you a deal, you see that blimp? You help me take control of it, and I'll help you get into Nefarious Tower. It's the only place in the city you're gonna find a royal starship.
Ratchet: What's so special about the blimp?
Phantom: Just find a way up to that rooftop. I gotta grab my gear, but I'll meet you up there.
Ratchet: Rooftop... How do I get to that rooftop...
Ratchet: I'm comin', Clank. Just hang on...
(Upon encountering Nefarious Troopers on the way to the rooftop.)
Nefarious Trooper: For Club Nefairous! The Emperor requires your cooperation.
(Upon reaching Ms. Zurkon on the way to the rooftop.)
Ms. Zurkon: Hold on, honey. Are you headed to the roof? You should use that raritanium in your pockets to upgrade your arsenal first!
(Upon unlocking an upgrade on the Tutorializer.)
Ms. Zurkon: O-ho, you are getting it. Upgradin' your loadout is not hard, as long as you've got the raritanium.
(After fully upgrading the Tutorializer.)
Ms. Zurkon: See? Why settle for a good weapon when you can make it magnificent?
(After closing the vendor.)
Ratchet: Thanks again for the help, Secret Agent Zurkon.
Ms. Zurkon: Good luck up there! And Ms. Zurkon was never here.
(Upon taking the elevator up to the Nefarious Day Spa.)
Phantom: So you made it after all. Impressive.
Ratchet: Wait, you can see me? Where are you? You got my starship ready?
Phantom: You'll get it, don't you worry. I just need you to help me with one last threat... The Nefarious Day Spa. If you can distract these Troopers, I'll hack Nefarious's propaganda blimp and give this city a message it'll never forget.
On-screen: The Nefarious Day Spa
Ratchet: Looks easy enough...
(Upon passing citizens by the day spa.)
- Citizen: Ahhh, I do so enoy a scalding hot oil bath... is what I am programmed to say.
- Citizen: The Spa package comes with a show too?!
(Upon engaging enemies in battle.)
On-screen: and to Dodge
(Sometimes while battling troopers at the spa.)
- Nefarious Trooper
- The Resistance is here! First they come for our local music scene, now our spas?!
- Phyislca violence is against Spa rules!
(After defeating all enemies at the spa.)
Phantom: You know what? Forget the Code. Actions speak louder than words.
Ratchet: Finally! Nefarious Tower, here I come...
Phatnom: Wow, where'd you learn how to—
Phantom: Looks like I touched a nerve. Alright, deal's a deal.
Phantom: That's Glitch. She'll help you get onto the Emperor's private shuttle to the tower. Access console's in that huge statue of Nefarious in the center of the city. Just hook her up, and she'll handle the rest.
Ratchet: What are you doing?
Phantom: Tearing this whole rotten world down from the inside.
Phantom: Stay strong, brother!
Ratchet: How'd he expect me to get to the bazaar from here?
(Upon using the boltcrank to create a rail to the bazaar.)
Ratchet: That'll work.
(Upon riding the rail to the bazaar.)
Ratchet: Alright, all I gotta do now—whoa, this is fast—is head to the statue, use Glitch, get a starship, and then... find Clank on Sargasso.
Ratchet: I'm on my way, buddy! Just hang in there for a little bit longer!
(Upon landing at the bazaar.)
Ms. Zurkon: Hey, sugar! I forgot to mention earlier; I hid a spybot in the factory for our Resistance friends. Maybe you could pick it up?
Ratchet: A Resistance Spybot? Sounds useful... Could be worth a look.
(While wandering aimlessly before traveling to the tower.)
Ratchet: Now where’s that statue again?
(Upon crossing the bridge to Nefarious Tower.)
On-screen: Nefarious Plaza
Ratchet: Aha! That has to be the access console!
Nefarious Juggernaut: Cutting in line is against the law.
Ratchet: Where did you even come from?!
(Sometimes upon being hit by the Juggernaut.)
- Ratchet
- Back off already!
- Should've seen that coming!
(When Ratchet is pulled into the first portal of the boss battle.)
Ratchet: What the— Yikes, yikes, yikes!
Ratchet: Oh wow!
Ratchet: Oh no!
Nefarious Juggernaut: I am glad to see you have survived the journey! Now die!
(When Ratchet is pulled into the second portal of the boss battle.)
Ratchet: (screams) Not again! (screams)
Ratchet: At least it was a round trip.
Ratchet: Come on!
Nefarious Juggernaut: I am trying to destroy you as fast as I can!
(After defeating the Nefarious Juggernaut.)
Ratchet: There. Now I can finally plug Glitch into this access console...
(Upon interacting with the console.)
Ratchet: Ah, hi! You must be... Glitch. I'm Ratchet.
Ratchet: Sorry for all jostling around earlier. Things aren't exactly going well and—actually, I think you're the only one who can help me right now.
Ratchet: Thanks.
(Upon entering the console as Glitch.)
Glitch: Ratchet, huh. Seems like a nice guy. I probably just have to delete some files, and then he'll be alllll set.
On-screen: to Move, to Aim
On-screen: Electro-Guns
(Upon encountering Viruses.)
Glitch: Whoa, whoa, there are Viruses here?! I don't have the training for this! Electro-Guns, please don't fail me now!
(Upon encountering a Virus Pod.)
Glitch: That Virus Pod's sucking energy from the computer! Hey, cut it out!
On-screen: Blitz-Infectors
(Upon defeating the Virus Pod.)
Glitch: The infection is starting to clear! Good, good, good; I guess I... can try to take out the rest now.
(Upon encountering a capsule.)
Glitch: Huh, what's with the capsule? Did a Virus make that?
(Upon encountering the fourth Pod.)
Glitch: The Swarmers are coming out of that Pod?! Oh nonononono, I gotta delete them before I'm even more outnumbered!
(Upon destroying the final Pod.)
On-screen: Virus infection cleared. Host computer is back online!
Glitch: I did it! Oh man! In, I really... wow!
Glitch: Anyway, looks like the computer is back online!
Ratchet: You did it, Glitch!
Emperor's Assistant: Welcome back, your most majestic majesty.
Dr. Nefarious: Death traps, warbots, five planet-destroying cannons, and a surveillance state covering the entire city—if only that blasted Dimensionator still worked...
Ratchet: Clank...
Dr. Nefarious: Huh?
Ratchet: Sh.
Dr. Nefarious: (screams)
Dr. Nefarious: After him! Now!
Ratchet: I'm coming, Clank!
Ratchet: Nonononono!
Emperor's Assistant: Welcome, oh master of us all. Password please.
Ratchet: Why do I need a password I'm the emperor how about I obliterator you instead hahahahaha!
Ratchet: Wooooohooooooo!
Dr. Nefarious: Bring me that lombax!
Search the Factory
(Upon entering Nefarious Station.)
On-screen: Nefarious Station
Nefarious Trooper: Did someone just jump the turnstiles?! Fare evasion is a criminal offense!
(While in the station.)
Nefarious City PA: Caution! A Resistance Spybot has been sighted on the loading platform of the factory. Please do not until our greeting squads have located and eradicated this threat to the empire.
Ratchet: Eradicated? I better head to the loading platform fast!
(Upon turning the boltcrank from Nefarious Station to the factory.)
Citizen: Hey! Watch it, Mac; I'm working here! We got a million Emperor Nefarious Commemorative Statuettes to ship out tonight! Plus that missing raritanium shipment to find. Tuesdays, am I right?
Ratchet: Absolutely.
(Upon entering the second factory.) On-screen: Nefarious Business Factory
(While passing citizens in the Nefarious Business Factory.)
- Citizen (1): Is that a lombax in the factory?
Citizen (2): Looks like it.
Citizen (1): Should we do something?
Citizen (2): You finish your work yet? ... That is what I thought. - Citizen: Wait a second, is that... Get me Security on the horn!
Ratchet: Oh no, better keep moving!
(Upon encountering troopers in the Nefarious Business Factory.)
Nefarious Trooper: A dissenter! Alerting all active units!
Ratchet: This spybot must have omega-level secrets inside of it or something if everyone's going after it...
(While partway through the Nefairous Business Factory.)
Ratchet: If grabbing these spybots can really get me a new RYNO… oh man, when was the last time I even had a RYNO?
(Upon entering the second main room of the Nefarious Business Factory.)
Ratchet: The loading platform must be just ahead...
(Sometimes while in the second main room of the Nefarious Business Factory.)
- Nefarious City PA
- Congratulations, because of our new mandatory 23-hour shift policy, production is up 200%!
- Remember, teamwork is the key to success. Please report any coworkers who are falling behind.
- Emperor Nefarious appreciates all your hard work. It is the least you can do.
(Upon exiting the Nefarious Business Factory to the Shipping Depot.)
On-screen: Nefarious Shipping Depot
(Upon reaching the train with the spybot.)
Nefarious Trooper: The spybot is here! Eliminate all trespassers with appropriate prejudice!
(After defeating all enemies by the spybot.)
Ratchet: Woo! That spybot's mine...
(After obtaining the spybot.)
Ms. Zurkon: You found a Resistance Spybot! Hoo-wee! They contain intel on different planets, and plans for a secret weapon if you collect enough of them.
On-screen: Lua error in Module:Icon at line 13: attempt to index field '?' (a nil value). to Review Spybots
Sargasso 1
Take Clank to Rivet's Hideout
On-screen: Sargasso Outpost L51
Rivet: ...so, then this Dimensionator was stolen by Dr. Nefarious... who used it to bring you here...? Now you just have to find your friend who is also, miraculously, a lombax—to save the day?
Clank: And get home.
Rivet: (chuckles) You must seriously think I'm an idiot. Look—as real as I'm sure this "Dr. Nefarious" is, this has the Emperor written all over it.
Mort: Help! We...under attack! ...anyone—!
Rivet: Mort? What's going on—?
Rivet: Whoa!
Clank: Oh dear!
Rivet: Brace for impact!
Clank: Look out!
Rivet: What do you think I'm doing?! (screams)
On-screen: Crash Site
Clank: Where are you taking me?
Rivet: I was going to take you to my hideout, but first I gotta rescue my friends at their gelatonium factory.
(On the way to Ms. Zurkon near the Crash Site.)
Rivet: Great... there's a Seekerpede right over my hideout...
Rivet: I haven't been out this far in a while... Got a lot of swamp acid between here and the morts' gelatonium factory.
Clank: Those beetles appear to have no issue with the acidic swamp water.
Rivet: Speetles, yeah, that's why I'm gonna ride one—as soon as I can get close enough...
(Upon reaching Ms. Zurkon near the Crash Site.)
Ms. Zurkon: Long time no see.
(Upon opening the vendor.)
Rivet: Whoa, this wasn't what was in my account last time...
Ms. Zurkon: Oh, that is because I added our mutual friend on Nefarious City!
Rivet: Okay...
(Upon encountering fendersax wasps.)
Rivet: Needle wasps!
(Upon approaching the speetle in the cave.)
Rivet: Where is that speetle going?
Clank: It appears some dimensional distortion is emanating from that cave...
(Upon reaching the rift in the cave.)
On-screen: to Open Rift
Rivet: And the last speetle runs into that rift...thingy.
(Upon entering pocket dimension 65-31-99.)
On-screen: Pocket Dimension: 65-31-99
Rivet: Alright, smartybot, what is this place?
Clank: I, uhm—a dimensional pocket? Perhaps a symptom of the Dimensionator's destruction.
Rivet: How do you come up with this stuff?
(Upon reaching Maynard.)
Rivet: Hey, it's Maynard, the morts' helperbot! Must have wandered in through the rift somehow.
Clank: There is the speetle!
(Upon approaching the speetle.)
Rivet: No no, don't hide! Urgh!
Clank: Hitting its nest might get its attention.
On-screen: to Disturb Nest
(Upon hitting the speetle nest.)
Rivet: Well, hello there!
(Upon riding the speetle.)
Rivet: Gotcha!
Clank: Oh dearrrrr!
(While following Maynard.)
Rivet: Maybe Maynard can lead me to the morts...
Rivet: Woooooooooo!
Clank: Now, if we could get away from this acid...
Rivet: C'mon, Maynard, let's find the morts!
On-screen: Hold 
to Launch Off Ramps
Rivet: 'Scuse me!
Clank: Look out!
Rivet: I got it, I got it.
Rivet: See? Sometimes I don't crash!
(Upon reaching the end of Maynard's path.)
Rivet: Stop! Stop stop stop!
On-screen: to Jump Off Speetle
(Upon reaching the gelatonium factory.)
Rivet: There's the gelatonium factory. I'm coming, morts!
Goon-4-Less: We didn't follow that lombax and his robopet 'cross dimensions just to get stopped by some fuzzballs. So you got like nine and a half seconds to tell us where they're at. One...
Mort: Ha-ha-hang on there now—
Clank: See? They are looking for Ratchet. I am telling the truth!
Rivet: Whatever, Bolts, I'm gonna save my friends.
On-screen: Gelatonium Factory
(Upon engaging the Goons-4-Less at the factory.)
Rivet: Hey! I know where you can find a lombax!
Rivet: Where are these doofuses coming from?
Clank: Perhaps they were sucked through the dimensional vortex as well.
Goon-4-Less: I don't know about you bros, but keeping two dimensions in my head is freakin' hard!
(Upon defeating the Goons-4-Less at the factory.)
Rivet: Mort! Good, you're okay...
Mort: Us?! Oh, when we heard those fellahs were after a lombax, we were worried about you! Next thing we know, you're here savin' our behinds.
Rivet: Wait, where are the others?
Mort: Well... some'a the morts are stuck inside'a that mess there. Not a clue what it is... All I know is it keeps gettin' bigger. Between that'n our new neighbor up there, we are not doin' too fine.
Rivet: (sighs) Don't worry, I'll take care of it. Oh, and to keep you all busy while I'm gone... Got this at Zurkie's. Mort can finally fix that ship she's been working on.
Mort: Zurkie's?! Oh, those pirates didn't give yah any trouble, did they?
Rivet: Eh, only a little.
Mort: You cam give this to Mort yourself once you get her from that purple mess over there.
(Upon crossing the bridge from the factory toward the hideout.)
Rivet: Next stop: hideout! Just have to lower the bridge somehow...
Goon-4-Less (1): Whoa! Bro, what?! Why is it attacking us?!
Goon-4-Less (2): Who cares?! Shoot it!
(Upon engaging the Goons-4-Less.)
Goon-4-Less: That's the lombax!
(Upon engaging the grunthor.)
Rivet: Uhh, hi! You sure are one big grunthor...
Clank: I hope you have enough ammo...
(Sometimes during the battle against the grunthor and the goons.)
Goon-4-Less: Think I pulled a hammy...
(Sometimes during the battle against the grunthor.)
Rivet: You're a stubborn grunthor too!
(After defeating the grunthor and goons.)
Clank: No more hostiles within range.
Mort: Rivet! We raised the bridge to your hideout for protection, but the controls to lower it are over there on that platform.
Rivet: Thanks for looking out! I'll find a way over.
(Upon encountering the Rift Tether target atop the nearby platform.)
Rivet: Don't tell me, my glove-thingy can interact with that rift-thingy.
Clank: Your Rift Tether, yes. Try aiming at the rift.
(Upon using the Rift Tether.)
Rivet: Whoa! That was fun!
(While Goons-4-Less are confronting morts on the Bridge Controls Facility.)
- Goon-4-Less
- We know you're hiding the lombax!
- Quid pro bro—tell us where he is and we won't pulverize you!
(Upon engaging the Bridge Controls Facility Goons-4-Less on the platform.)
Goon-4-Less: Oooh, no way! The lombax came to us!
(Upon reaching the Bridge Controls Facility.)
On-screen: Bridge Controls Facility
(Upon encountering a Zoom Goon.) Goon-4-Less: You think you're tough? But we can fly, dude! Er, dudette!
Rivet: I wish you had a jetpack feature, Bolts.
Clank: I... do as well.
(Sometimes during the battle.)
Goon-4-Less: Ahh uh oh! Trapped in a tree!
(After defeating all enemies at the Bridge Controls Facility.)
Rivet: Alright, now to lower the bridge!
Mort: Oh, thank you, Rivet. We'd just finished lockin' down your hideout when those troublemakers showed up! Don't yah worry about your hideout, no, everything's just like you left it. Now, if you talk to whoever's flying that Seekerpede, tell'em to stop making such a ruckus!
(Upon approaching the Hammercrank.)
On-screen: to Attach to Hammercrank
(Upon attaching and turning it.)
On-screen: to Turn Hammercrank
Rivet: C'mon bridge, seriously?
Rivet: There has to be another way across...
(Upon approaching a speetle near the hideout.)
Clank: I may regret suggesting this, but what about the speetle?
Rivet: What about it? ... Ohhhhhhh.
(Upon riding the speetle.)
Rivet: Let's goooo, Bolts!
(Upon reaching the island adjacent to Rivet's hideout.)
Rivet: Almost home! Annnd there's another grunthor in the way.
Clank: I do regret this!
(Upon fighting the grunthor on the island.)
Rivet: Come on, we both know how this is gonna end, big guy!
(Upon defeating the enemies on the island.)
Rivet: Woo! And now for my final enemy, the morts' pressure locks!
(After failing to unlock all three pressure locks at once.)
Clank: It appears that these locks must be hit quickly.
Rivet: Yep. Morts are funny like that.
(Upon unlocking the pressure locks.)
Rivet: There! Time to find out the truth about you.
Clank: If only I could talk with Ratchet...
(Upon reaching Rivet's hideout entrance.)
On-screen: Hideout Entrance
Rivet: Home sweet home...
Clank: Why are you so hesitant to trust me?
Rivet: Look, robots aren't really my thing. Especially when they're tearing my galaxy apart.
Clank: I am not. I was trying to help Ratchet find the other lombaxes.
Rivet: We'll see the truth soon enough. Once I scan you and the infobot I found in Nefarious City.
(Upon entering the hideout.)
Rivet: (sighs) Safe for now.
Clank: This is extremely unnecessary.
Rivet: A lombax...
Rivet: Okay. So, you were being honest.
Clank: As I have been saying. Repeatedly.
Rivet: Your Nefarious—he looks a lot like mine. Evil like him too. And that lombax... I know it might sound crazy, but...
Clank: ...you think he is your dimensional counterpart.
Rivet: Or something! (sighs) Look, whatever's going on here, we're gonna fix it.
Clank: We? I thought robots are "not your thing"?
Rivet: Not all of them, just... most. You know, like the Emperor, his stupid followers, pirates—
Rivet: ...yeah. I see the irony, too.
Clank: Oh, I apologize. I did not mean to, uhm...
Rivet: You feel bad? Even though I just watched your... brain—diary—thingy?
Rivet and Clank: (screams)
Seekerpede Pilot: Missing infobot located! Initiating retrieval!
Clank: Oh dear, no. (screams)
Rivet: No!
(Upon regaining control of Rivet.)
Rivet: Hey! That's my annoying robot!
Seekerpede Pilot: Deploying amphibious explosives to neutralize hostile furball.
Rivet: Hang in there, Bolts, I'm coming!
On-screen: Hold to Speed Boost
(After following the Seekerpede on the speetle and reaching the open area.)
Rivet: That Seekerpede's flight stabilizer should be on its back. If I can get up there and hit it, I can bring the whole thing down!
(Upon landing on the Seekerpede.)
Rivet: Gotta hit the flight stabilizer!
(Upon hitting the flight stabilizer.)
Seekerpede Pilot: (screams)
Rivet: (screams)
Seekerpede Pilot: You must be so excited for annihilation!
Rivet: Honestly, I am not impressed!
Rivet: The Emperor's got some weak standards if that's all ya got!
(Sometimes when the Seekerpede prepares an attack.)
- Seekerpede Pilot
- You will not get away!
- The Emperor appreciates your subjugation!
- Think fast, lombax!
- I cannot get enough of this laser! Can you?
- I hope I can witness your demise!
- Pardon my laser!
- A present from the Emperor!
- Prepare to suffer!
(Upon first firing at the Seekerpede.) Rivet: Gimme back my robot!
(After the Seekerpede falls to 70% health.)
Seekerpede Pilot: Ah, backup power has almost restored the flight stabilizer. How delightful!
Rivet: What? No, you're not getting away from me!
(After the Seekerpede falls to 50% health.)
Seekerpede Pilot: Time to change tactics! Deploying amphibious explosives!
Rivet: Throw whatever you want! You're not getting away from me!
Rivet: I gotta save Bolts!
(After following the Seekerpede on the speetle and reaching the open area again.)
Rivet: I can't get to the flight stabilizer until I jump on that thing's back!
(Upon hitting the flight stabilizer a second time.)
Seekerpede Pilot: Your destruction is most definitely assured now!
Rivet: Bring it!
Rivet: Why don't you let me drive that thing?
(After the Seekerpede is defeated.)
Seekerpede Pilot: This is unfortunate.
Rivet: (gasps)
Rivet: You okay, Bolts?
Clank: You... came after me. Thank you.
Rivet: Yeah, well, we've still got some unfinished business.
(If "Investigate the Dimensional Anomaly" was complete.) Rivet: Ooh, we should see if Mort fixed up the ship!
(Upon returning to the ship.)
Rivet: By the way... how about I hook you up with a signal booster to fix that communicator of yours?
Clank: That would be... delightful.
Rivet: Not as thrilling as what we're gonna find in this infobot, but it'll be close.
(Upon returning to the ship.)
Mort: Rivet! Ships' ready and waiting for yah!
Rivet: Mort, you fixed it! Thank you!
Rivet: Ready to go?
Clank: Absolutely.
(Upon entering the ship.)
Clank: What does it say?
Rivet: Phantom, MoyDoy, Captain Quantum, Clatchky—me.
Rivet: Attention, Resistance... I'm posting the Emperor's hitlist to our network.
Rivet: Come on, let's fix that communicator. We've got a dimension to save before the Emperor finds us, too.
Investigate the Dimensional Anomaly
(Upon interacting with the anomaly.)
Rivet: (screams) Ooookay, "do not enter", got it.
Clank: May I take a look? I have some experience with dimensional anomalies.
Rivet: I—sure?
Clank: (gasps)
Gary: Greetings! Welcome! How did you get in here?
Clank: Where exactly is... umm... "here"?
Gary: Oh! You don't know? Well—... I don't either. It appears to be a space between dimensions. Could be nothing, could be a cascading entropic fissure that will soon turn the entire universe into a formless soup... Time will tell.
Clank: Oh. Oh dear. Well, I am Clank, please allow me to help...
Gary: Right, yes, Clank! I am the All-Seeing Cosmic Prophet of Interdimensional Sector 2-2-5-5, Phase Omega! But you can call me Gary.
Gary: Here we are, Clank... Former warbot, teamed up with the lombax, became a hero—good for you—ooh, ooh, friend of my father... I see.
Clank: Your... father?
Gary: You might just be the one I've been waiting for. Would you like to help me fix the dimensions?
Clank: You know how to fix the dimensions? And why are there copies of me running around?
Gary: They're your possibilities! The key to repairing this anomaly, but first: pick up that nearby sphere.
(Upon grabbing the first Lift Sphere.)
On-screen: to Throw or Recall Spheres
Gary: This is a Lift Sphere. It can reduce the gravity on any object it touches.
Gary: It seems your possibilities are what keeps an anomaly from collapsing. They look like you because that's how you interpret dimensionality, but as you can see, they've lost their way. If you can guide them to the Meta-Terminal ahead, you will begin to repair this anomaly.
(Upon crossing the gap after placing the first Lift Sphere.)
Gary: Those crates are blocking the path. Try clearing them out.
(Upon creating a path to the first Meta-Terminal.)
Gary: Now enter the Meta-Terminal, and you'll be one step closer to fixing this dimensional anomaly!
(Sometimes while more spheres remain.)
Gary: I hope I'm not interrupting your process, but I think there are more spheres left to find.
(While in the second room.)
Clank: Do you live on Sargasso too, Gary?
Gary: Savali, actually! I've been studying in the Archives; it's the greatest repository of dimensional knowledge I've ever seen.
(Upon entering the first Meta-Terminal.)
Clank: I feel... like things are slowly starting to make sense? Dimensionally-speaking?
(Upon obtaining the first Speed Sphere.)
Gary: Ah, a Speed Sphere! That'll get you moving.
(Upon approaching the barrier to the second room's Lift Sphere.)
Clank: Hmm. I bet some extra speed could make quick work of that barrier.
(Upon obtaining the second room's Lift Sphere.)
On-screen: Hold 
to Swap Equipped Sphere
(Upon crossing the gap to the second room's Meta-Terminal.)
Clank: That device may be able to redirect my possibilities. There must be a way to activate it.
(Upon creating a path to the second Meta-Terminal.)
Gary: Outstanding! You seem to be a natural at this, Clank!
Clank: I am cautiously optimistic.
(Upon entering the second Meta-Terminal.)
Clank: I feel myself learning something by completing these puzzles, but I cannot explain what it is...
Gary: The words will come to you when you are ready! Now, lead your possibilities to the final Meta-Terminal. And not to stress you out, but there's a lot riding on this... Like, a lot, a lot.
(While in the third room.)
Clank: If I fix this anomaly, will that fix all the damage that has been done in this dimension?
Gary: Oh, no. Anomalies are spreading too quickly to do that. I'm afraid a dimensional cataclysm is coming, and our only hope to stop it is with that which caused it.
Clank: The Dimensionator?
Gary: Indeed. But if repairing anomalies is helping you learn about dimensionality, I think you'll soon be able to learn enough to save us all! Hopefully.
Clank: I wonder... if I will be able to solve all of this in the end?
Gary: What makes you say that?
Clank: It has been a long time since I have been a hero. And with everything that happened with the Dimensionator... I am concerned.
Gary: In tims of great stress—which seems to be every day of my life, heh—I've always found it best to take things one step at a time. Focus on what's in front of you.
(Upon obtaining the second Lift Sphere in the third room.)
Clank: Zero-G on demand.
On-screen: Hold to Glide Down
(Upon clearing a path to the third Meta-Terminal.)
Gary: That's it, Clank! You've repaired the anomaly! And now, we're one step closer to stopping the dimensional cataclysm!
(Upon leaving the anomaly.)
Mort: ...So then I says, Mort, you, Mort and Mort better hide that lemonade before Mort shows up!
Rivet: Whoa, you saved them! How did you do that?!
Clank: I—am uncertain.
Mort: Rivet! How the heck are yah?!
Rivet: Look who it is!
Rivet: You would not believe my luck today. My trip to Nefarious City went totally sideways, I wrecked my ship... and I—
Mort: Aha, you go on an' leave that one to ol' Mort! (chuckles) Well, assumin' you brought that part I asked for, hm?
Mort: I'll have this old thing in ship shape! (chuckles)
(If the player has not yet visited Rivet's hideout when the mission is complete.)
Rivet: Just gotta lower the bridge and then I'm taking you to my hideout.
Clank: What are we going to do there?
Rivet: You'll find out soon enough.
Zurkie's 1
Locate the Part to Repair Clank
Rivet: What's on your mind?
Rivet: (sighs) Come on, let's hear it.
Clank: I am... feeling a bit responsible for all of this. Perhaps it is because of me that the dimensions are falling apart, that Ratchet and I are lost...
Rivet: Oh. Yeah. Well... hey, your communicator's about to get fixed, so that's... something.
Clank: (sighs) Right.
(While heading towards the gastropub.)
Rivet: So! This is, uh, Zurkie's Gastropub and Battleplex. If there's anywhere in the universe we'll find a part to fix you up, it's here.
Clank: I hope you are right. The destruction of the Dimensionator seems to have caused a sort of... dimensional cataclysm... If I cannot find Ratchet...
Rivet: Don't worry, Bolts. I'll get you fixed-up. Promise.
(Upon entering Zurkie's.)
Clank: Do you spend much time here?
Rivet: Yeah. This place is kind of a safe haven for the Resistance... I hope the Emperor didn't find that out, too.
(Upon entering the reception.)
Citizen: Welcome to Zurkie's, your newly Intradimensional Gastropub and Battleplex. I will take your coat and also all your weapons!
Rivet: (chuckles) Think I'd be used to that by now.
Citizen: Thanks for coming to Zurkie's, where we slaughter with a smile!
(Upon entering the pub room.)
Rivet: Zurkie's usually behind the bar. He'll know where to find the pirate with the spare parts.
(While in the gastropub.)
Clank: Can we go talk to Zurkie? The sooner we fix my communicator, the better.
(Upon approaching the arena console before it is unlocked.)
On-screen: COMBAT PARTICIPANT NOT AUTHORIZED
Rivet: Whoa! The battle arena...
CLank: The universe seems even more unstable, unfortunately.
(Upon reaching the counter.)
Zurkie: Namaste and peace be with you, Rivet.
Rivet: Hey, Zurkie! Have you seen our "favorite" first mate anywhere? I need a signal booster.
Pierre Well, well, well, we meet again, my wee cherie.
Rivet: Give me the part.
Pierre: Did you follow me here? Another fruitless effort to win my affection?
Rivet: Give me the part, Pierre.
Pierre: Time and again I tell you my heart is taken, and yet—
Clank: Rusty Pete?
Pierre: Rusty? Mon dieu! Your friend has a suacy tongue! My name is Pierre Le Fer—pirate extradoinaire.
Rivet: I'll fight you for it.
Zurkie: Zurkie's is a violence-free zone. Take it outside.
Pierre: I am more lover than fighter... but for you, I will always make an exception.
Rivet: Ready to kick some robobutt?
Clank: I have many issues with that question... but, why not? Where do we sign-up to battle?
Rivet: There's a console on that big wall of windows over there. It's cool, I'll show you!
(Upon selecting challenge "Welcoming Committee".)
Rivet: (screams)
Zurkon Jr.: Welcome, my friends, to Zurkon Junior's Slaughterplex! Are you ready to witness the excitement, the pain, the carnage?!
Zurkon Jr.: Tonight! Fiend favorite Rivet will fight the thieving, traitorous pirates! Countless enter. One leaves! Who will it be?!
Clank: Oh dear... Why must every dimension have a dangerous battle arena?
(Sometimes after taking damage during the battle.)
- Pierre
- Haha! Take that! Touche! Hahahaha!
- Ah! You are making our c aptain so proud!
(When wave 2 begins.)
Pierre: I would fight you both myself, but first, you must prove you are worthy!
Clank: The pirates—are coming through rifts?!
Rivet: Gotta admit them for always finding new ways to cheat!
Pierre: Ah yes, uhh... tearing through the fabric of spacetime, a true pirate signature!
(When wave 4 begins.)
Pierre: This is embarassing! If I were fighting, we would have won by now!
(When wave 5 begins.)
Pierre: As amusing as this is to watch... fire, my mates, fire!
(Upon completing the challenge.)
Pierre: (groans) Sacrebleu! I have sprained my ankle!
Pierre: But have no fear, my less attractive stunt double will battle in my stead! François!
Zurkon Jr.: Ahaoohoo! The weak and pitiful Pierre has tagged in his partner, who is built for crushing! (screams)
Pierre: Pitiful?! I am hurt! It is a, uh, an honorable discharge!
Clank François seems, uhm, large.
Rivet: Why am I surprised that Pierre's running from a fight? Doesn't matter. I'm getting that signal booster.
(After reducing François's health to 2/3.)
Rivet: Looks like you're gonna need a new partner, Pierre!
Pierre: Ha! Just because he is being horribly beaten does not mean you will win!
(After reducing François's health to 1/3.)
Pierre: Hahaha! He is fine! No one be concerned! Right, François? François?!
Rivet: Almost got him!
(After defeating François.)
Zurkon Jr.: What in the who now?! Rivet emerges victorious from the ravages of battle! Cheer, fiends, cheer!
Pierre: A... defeat?! But how?! Eventually and dramatically, I will get my revenge! But here, take your part!
Clank: (chuckles)
Rivet: Eureka! She's done it.
Clank: Ratchet? Can you hear me?
Clank (on communicator): Ratchet? Can you hear me?
Ratchet: Clank! Are you okay? Where are you?! I saw that lombax take you, and—
Clank: I am fine. In fact, I am with the lombax now.
Rivet: Hey, I'm Rivet!
Ratchet: Wha...uh, hi! Wow, this is... wait, okay. I—I have to tell you something! Dr. Nefarious just crowned himself "Emperor" of this dimension...
Rivet: He did what? Nononono, no, no! I've got my hands full with my own Nefarious.
Ratchet: That's the thing. We've gotta get him and us out of here, but without the Dimensionator...
Clank: ...I think we have to build a new one. I met a prophet from Savali named Gary. He would know what to do.
Ratchet: I'm only a few sectors away from there. I can go check it out!
Rivet: What can we do?
Clank: Do you have the planet Blizar Prime in this dimension?
Rivet: Yeah, why?
Clank: We can locate the phase quartz used to power the Dimensionator there. If I am right, we will be able to recreate the device in now time.
Ratchet: I guess we'd better get started, then! I'm glad you're okay, buddy.
Clank: You too, Ratchet.
Ratchet and Rivet: Be careful out there.
Ratchet and Rivet: Whoa, another lombax...
Rivet: Let's build this thing.
(While in the gastropub after the mission.)
Clank: So, this "hit list" of the Emperor's, are you...?
Rivet: ...at the top? You bet.
Clank: I hope Dr. Nefarious is not causing any trouble. But knowing him, I doubt we would be so lucky.
(Upon entering the ship.)
Dr. Nefarious: Hello, dimension! I know I've been away for, ah... you know how long, so, I thought we should catch up! What have I been up to? Oh, just speaking with my adoring fans... enjoying my lovely scenery... and finding out that there are two, two insolent lombaxes running around trying to ruin everything!
Dr. Nefarious: So! I'm offering a bounty of three squillion Nefarious freedom coupons to anyone who can bring me those fuzzy miscreants, dead or alive! But preferably alive, so I can have some fun with them first. My elaborate spy network indicates that they'll be at Blizar and Savali very soon, so get to it!
Dr. Nefarious: And if those lombaxes are listening, just know that I'm going to crush you into dust, and then I'll blast that dust into a sun, and then I'll dump that sun into—
Rivet: Great. Now I'm on two Nefarious hit lists.
Clank: And he knows where we are going. Oh, dear.
Savali 1
Find the Dimensionator Blueprints
On-screen: Savali Urfdah Mesa
On-screen: The Plateau
Ratchet: If I knew how to build a Dimensionator, where would I be?
(Upon approaching Gary near the start of the map.)
Ratchet: Hey, uh, yeah, weird question: You wouldn't happen to know anything about building a Dimensionator, would you?
Gary: Ratchet? Ratchet! Gary. Your... your reputation precedes! You'll need to go to the Interdimensional Archives! My apprentice can help you. But, uh...
Ratchet: Town under attack?
Gary: How did you know?
Ratchet: I'll go check it out. I think I still remember how to stop an invasion.
Ratchet: So I'm guessing these Nefarious guys are looking for a lombax?
Gary: Well, yes, that did tip me off that you'd be coming. Good luck, Ratchet!
Ratchet: That building just beyond the town... It must be the Archives.
(Upon spotting the Nefarious Sniperbot.)
Ratchet: A flying... Sniperbot? That's a new one.
(Upon entering Monktown.)
On-screen: Monktown
Nefarious Trooper (1): Has the lombax been located yet?
Nefarious Trooper (2): No. The town is emptier than the Resistance's promises.
(During battle against the enemies.)
Nefarious Trooper: An intruder! What a pleasant surprise!
Nefarious Trooper: The Emperor demands you beg his forgiveness!
Ratchet: Mmm, nah!
(Upon defeating all enemies in Monktown.)
Ratchet: Another town saved! Now, about those Archives...
(While walking around Monktown.)
Ratchet: Gary said his apprentice is at the Archives...
(Upon reaching the Interdimensional Archives.)
Mystery Voice: Interdimensional anomaly detected.
Ratchet: No...
Kit: (screams)
Ratchet: Whoa! Hey!
Kit: So embarassing...
Ratchet: You alright? That was quite the landing.
Kit: Who are you?
Ratchet: Sorry, I, heh—you look so familiar. I'm Ratchet. I'm here to find—I think it was Gary's apprentice. I need to build a Dimensionator...?
Kit: Oh dear. Well, there is little I can do, seeing as my Archives are walking away. How do I get back up there...?
Ratchet: Oh! You're his apprentice! Maybe, uh... maybe we could work together?
Kit: I... do not make a great partner.
Ratchet: How about this: if things go badly, which they won't, we go our separate ways. No questions asked. Team?
Kit: Sure. Team. For now.
Kit: In order to reach the Archives, we must rescue the monks from Nefarious's forces. Here, these hoverboots will help us travel across the mesa quickly.
(Upon obtaining the hoverboots.)
On-screen: Hold to Hover Boot
Ratchet: I'll need to speed up to make the jump off that bridge.
(Upon leaping off the ramp onto the mesa.)
Ratchet: Woohoo!
On-screen: The Badlands
Kit: We will need help from the monks, Gary's acolytes, to reach the Archives. They should be in their temples.
On-screen: Hold and Press Repeatedly to Accelerate
Ratchet: First stop: temples! Hey, I never caught your name!
Kit: Oh... I am KT-7461
Ratchet: It's a pleasure to meet ya.
Kit: There are three temples nearby: The Mountain Temple, the Primeval Forest Temple, and the Temple D'Badlands. We... call it the Badlands Temple.
(Upon reaching the Badlands Temple.)
On-screen: Badlands Temple
Kit: They are holding the monks prisoner! Ratchet, we must save them! They are our only way to the Archives!
Ratchet: We'll get them out, I promise!
(Upon engaging enemies at the Badlands Temple.)
Nefarious Trooper: I spot a rebel in need of capture! Do not let him free the prisoners!
(After defeating the first group of enemies at the Badlands Temple.)
Kit: More enemy forces!
Ratchet: At least the monks are safe behind that shield... for now.
Nefarious Trooper (1): Let us interrogate the lombax. With an appropriate amount of pummeling!
Nefarious Trooper (2): How much pummeling is that?
Nefarious Trooper (1): As much as you can!
(After defeating all enemies at the Badlands Temple.)
Kit: All Nefarious forces have been eliminated. Thank you, Ratchet.
Ratchet: Happy to help. And kick Nefarious Trooper butt.
Kit: Ratchet—that terminal. I must access it.
(Upon reaching the terminal and freeing the Badlands Temple monks.)
Kit: Brothers! I am relieved you are alright!
Monk: It is, like, so wonderful to see you, Sister KT-7461.
(Upon approaching the Primeval Forest Temple.)
On-screen: Forest Temple Steps
Kit: The Primeval Forest Temple. The Emperor has no respect for any of them.
Ratchet: Let's teach him some.
Nefarious Trooper: What a beautiful place this is! I hope I am not forced to destroy it.
(Upon engaging enemies at the Primeval Forest Temple.)
Nefarious Trooper: Intruders! They must be here for the captives! Hold them off for the Emperor! Do not let him free the prisoners!
(Upon entering the Primeval Forest Temple Sanctum.)
On-screen: Forest Temple Sanctum
Nefarious Juggernaut: You cannot believe how honored I am to deliver the Emperor's glorious fury! First to you, and then to those monks!
(Upon reaching the monks at the sanctum.)
Kit: Do not worry, I will get you out of there! The monks are caught in another forcefield!
(After defeating all enemies at the Primeval Forest Temple.)
Kit: Ratchet, I must use that terminal to free my brothers.
(Upon using the terminal at the Primeval Forest Temple.)
Kit: Um... this system is quite old, and... intricate. It will take some time to disable the forcefield.
Ratchet: Take as long as you need, I'll handle these guys.
Kit: I will hurry!
Ratchet: Troopers coming in the main entrance! Oh, that's on me.
Nefarious Trooper: Take back the terminal! The Emperor will be most displeased if the lombax is lost!
(During the battle at the terminal.)
Nefarious Trooper: I see a little bot at the console! Commencing ranged attack!
Kit: Thank you for the backup.
Ratchet: Everything goin' okay, KT-7461?!
Kit: Um, I think... Yes! Let us say, "yes"!
Ratchet: We've got some more friends arriving!
Kit: Ratchet! I am halfway done!
Nefarious Trooper (1): I get to spread pain and take more prisoners?!
Nefarious Trooper (2): I know! The Emperor spoils us!
Kit: Ratchet, keep your eye on the Nefarious forces!
Kit: Almost there...
Nefarious Trooper: The intruders are still here?
Ratchet: They just keep coming!
(When Nefarious Troopers reach Kit.)
- Nefarious Trooper
- There is nowhere to go, little bot!
- You should know better than to meddle in the Emperor's business, little bot!
- Closing in!
- Decapitation only stops organics!
Kit: How are you holding up, Ratchet?!
Ratchet: Oh, I'm great!
Kit: I need some assistance!
(Sometimes when Kit is hit.)
- Kit
- That is quite painful!
- Help me, Ratchet!
- Ouch!
- Get them away from me, please!
(After defeating all enemies while defending Kit.)
Kit: I am finished! The forcefield is deactivated!
(Upon reaching the Mountain Temple.)
On-screen: Mountain Temple Path
Gary: Ratchet, you found my apprentice! Well done, both of you. You're ready to enter the Mountain Temple!
Ratchet: Nice! Let's—
Gary: Well, you're emotionally ready. You do need to overcome the temple's elaborate defense system, or as we lovingly call it, the "Gauntlet of Trials Slash Doom".
Kit: Oh, I hate slash doom!
Gary: You're ready for it, I'm sure. Best of luck!
(Upon reaching the Mountain Temple's first shrine.)
Kit: Go! Follow the path as fast as you can!
(When the countdown nears the end on a Mountain Temple shrine path.)
- Kit: The track is about to collapse!
- Ratchet: I can make it. I can make it!
- Ratchet: Come on...
(Upon crossing the first path successfully.)
Kit: Ah! We made it! The next shrine is just ahead.
(Upon encountering enemies on the Mountain Temple.)
Kit: Look out!
(Upon completing the third shrine path.)
Ratchet: These trials seem kind of... dangerous?
Kit: They are a defense system for the temple. I suspect its builders were very... secretive.
Ratchet: I bet.
(Upon clearing all shrine paths.)
On-screen: Mountain Temple Summit
Kit: We completed the trials! Thank you.
Ratchet: I couldn't have done it without 'cha. Now, let's try to help the monks.
Nefarious Trooper: This fog is as annoying as those monks' perpetual optimism!
Ratchet: Sniperbots...
Kit: You can use the fog to your advantage here.
Nefarious Trooper (1): How will we find the lombax in this? My sensors are barely functional.
Nefarious Trooper (2): Once this fog clears, the monks will show us exactly where to find the lombax. I will make sure of it.
(Upon defeating all enemies at the Mountain Temple Summit.)
Ratchet: That's right! We did it! Woohoohoohoo!
Kit: Please, take me to that terminal so I can free the others.
Kit: Oh, no. A Zeta Virus. I cannot access the terminal without risking contracting it...
Ratchet: My little friend Glitch can take a look at it. Here, let me see...
(While Glitch battles the Viruses at Mountain Temple Summit.)
Glitch: Those poor monks! Okay, I just need to delete the Pods, which will clear out the infection, and free those boys for Ratchet. And that is noooo problem, because you know what you got, Glitch? This. You got this.
Glitch: Ah! It can shoot now, too?! Uh, uh, uh—no problem; I can find some cover!
Glitch: Hold on, that Pod hijacked the computer to make a shield for itself...
Glitch: I did it! It worked! I rerouted the energy away from that stupid, stupid Virus! No more shield!
Glitch: They're multiplying too fast! I gotta get to higher ground!
Glitch: Had me worried for a second.
Glitch: Yikes, I'm wide open out here! Gotta keep moving!
Glitch: Hang in there, little monks! Or... big monks, sorry! What am I doing, they can't hear me.
Glitch: Nice; was that all the Nests? (laughs) Last time wasn't a fluke after all! I am good at this!
(After freeing monks from the first temple.)
Ratchet: Did Nefarious's troops find the other temples yet?
Monk: Not sure, but we'll let Brother Gary know you rescued us. Good luck, Sister, and lombax.
Ratchet: One temple down, two to go.
Kit: I know the monks are trying to stay strong, but they are unfamiliar with the cruelty of the Emperor.
Ratchet: They'll be alright. We're here.
(While traveling to the next temple.)
Ratchet: So, KT-7461. Do you have a nickname?
Kit: The monks call me "sister".
Ratchet: That feels more like a title. Let's try some out. Hoe 'bout Kaytee?
Kit: Uh...
Ratchet: I got it: sunshine. Your nickname, 'cause you're yellow.
Kit: I do not think so.
Ratchet: Kit?
Kit: Um...
Ratchet: We'll keep working on it.
Kit: Do you mind if I ask you a question, as a lombax?
Ratchet: Sure, but I'm not really an expert on the lombaxes... I'm kinda the last one in my dimension. Oh, I'm from another dimen—
Kit: Yes, I know.
Ratchet: You do?
Kit: I am Gary's apprentice.
Ratchet: What did you wanna know about the lombaxes?
Kit: We believe the lombaxes used, and perhaps built, the temples here. Do you know why they would have built them?
Ratchet: Not really. I'd guess it was to keep knowledge about the Dimensionator hidden.
Kit: I see. Thank you anyway.
(After freeing monks from the second temple.)
Monk: You saved us, Sister and Ratchet-guy! Thank you!
Kit: There is only one temple left!
(While traveling to the final temple.)
Kit: One more temple... Only one more...
Ratchet: We'll find them, I promise.
Kit: As I said, you should not try to give me a nickname. Or be my... my friend.
Ratchet: I think you're being too hard on yourself.
Kit: You do not know! We just met...
Ratchet: I know Gary trusts you. The monks like you. Maybe give the whole friendship thing a chance.
Kit: I... will consider it.
Ratchet: So how'd you get to be Gary's apprentice?
Kit: It is... a long story.
Kit: Who is "Cla"?
Ratchet: Clank. He always has my back, no matter what.
Kit: Where is he now?
Ratchet: Helping me stop Nefarious, but we had to split up.
Kit: Oh. I am sorry.
Kit: How did you get here anyway? The lombaxes...
Ratchet: Well, this guy Dr. Nefarious stole—
Kit: Doctor? An alternate dimension Nefarious...
Ratchet: Yeah, and he, uh, has kind of taken over as Emperor here.
Kit: This is worse than I thought.
Kit: Did you and Clank come to this dimension together?
Ratchet: Yeah, but he's traveling with someone else now.
Kit: A new best friend?
Ratchet: I hope not.
Kit: I did not mean he was replacing you...
Ratchet: Right, yeah.
(After freeing monks from the third temple.)
Kit: I am relieved you are all safe, but now we need your help to reach the Archives!
Monk: Ahh, yeah! Let's meet up back in Monktown. We'll get everyone to send you off in style...
Gary: You made it! Thank you both for freeing my brothers.
Kit: Gary, we need help getting to the Archives. It is urgent.
Gary: Of course! Brothers! Let's grease some dimensional wheels!
Gary: After you! Entering the Archives takes a leap of faith, Ratchet. So you better get a running start!
(When on the track towards the Archive.)
Kit: Faster, Ratchet!
Ratchet: You bet!
Kit: This is... fun!
Kit: Yes!
Kit: The rift!
(Upon reaching the Interdimensional Archives.)
On-screen: Interdimensional Archives
Kit: No! They are already here! They will destroy everything!
Nefarious Trooper: You know what they say: happy Emperor, happy trooper! This place will make a formidable war machine!
Kit: You will do no such thing!
Kit: The Archives run on a Helix Generator. If we turn it on, we can get inside!
Ratchet: One Helix Generator switch-flip, coming up!
Kit: Some things in here are irreplaceable. The blueprints, the Dimensional Map...
Ratchet: We gotta focus!
Kit: Apologies.
(After defeating all enemies at the Interdimensional Archives' first floor.)
Kit: Good riddance! There is a crank along the edge of this floor that will power the generator.
(Upon turning the boltcrank to power the generator.)
Kit: The generator is powering up! But it is still not at full capacity. We must get to the roof.
(Upon reaching the Interdimensional Archives' roof.)
Nefarious Juggernaut (1): How dare you evade the Emperor's grasp?! The Emperor demands you bow! And then go splat!
Nefarious Juggernaut (2): It is the monks we need! You are just in the way!
(Upon attempting to enter the forcefield on the roof before defeating the enemies.)
Kit: We cannot get inside until we power the generator!
(While battling the Nefarious Juggernauts atop the Interdimensional Archives.)
Nefarious Juggernaut: Why do you even care about the monks?! They are so... monksy!
Nefarious Juggernaut: Whoa, hey! Taking out the Emperor's appointed fists of justice is not okay!
(Upon turning the boltcrank on the Interdimensional Archives roof.)
Kit: The forcefield is powering down...
Kit: There! The Archives are now open.
Ratchet: Let's head inside!
(Upon entering the Interdimensional Archives portal.)
Kit: Oh good, the Dimensional Map is safe.
Ratchet: I'd know this writing anywhere. The lombaxes... they must have built this.
Ratchet: My dad was the keeper of the Dimensionator. The original one, anyway. He gave everything to keep it out of the wrong hands... heh. Sorry, dad.
Kit: Do you miss them? The lombaxes?
Ratchet: Kinda hard to miss someone you've never met... but, yeah. Yeah, I guess I do.
Kit: I understasnd... Perhaps one day you will find them.
Ratchet: Let's figure out if we can even build the Dimensionator first... can we?
Kit: Yes... but the forge needed to do so is located at Kedaro Station, the most secure outpost in the galaxy.
Ratchet: Well then, let's get moving, KT-74—
Kit: Ratchet? I think "Kit" is my favorite.
Ratchet: Kit it is.
Kit: No!
Ratchet: We've gotta go!
Kit: We must protect the Archives!
Ratchet: There's no time!
Kit: It has been fun, Ratchet.
Ratchet: (gasps) huh?
Ratchet: Woooo! That was amazing!
Ratchet: Kit! It's just me!
Kit: I told you, I do not make a great partner.
Ratchet: Sure, that was intense, but... it was kind of awesome.
Kit: You do not understand. You are not safe around me. I was built to be a weapon. To keep the Emperor's galaxy "secure".
Kit: One night on patrol, I spotted a rebel in the Imperial Zone. So I tried to... "stop" them. That is what I was built to do. Hurt.
Kit: I am here to keep everyone safe from me. And that is why I cannot come with you.
Ratchet: Well, at least this mission worked out, huh?
Kit: Yes. I suppose it did.
Ratchet: And if I remember correctly, our promise was that if this mission didn't go badly...
Kit: You want to stay a team?
Kit: You are very strange, Ratchet.
Ratchet: I've been told that a time or two. Team?
Kit: Perhaps, just this once... Yes. I will try.
Kit: Thank you, Ratchet, for helping us.
Ratchet: Anytime. Now, let's go to Kedaro Station.
(Upon entering the ship to leave.)
Dr. Nefarious: You hear that? (laughs) That's the sound of me destroying lies! Dirty, filthy lies! They say "this dimension is unstable, we're being sucked into a formless void"! (groans) False! And if you think otherwise, I order you to throw your eyes into the local incinerator, because they are clearly malfunctioning!
Dr. Nefarious: More importantly, the lombax vandals have not "escaped". How could they if (groans) I haven't even caught them yet, huh?! You morons! Here, you want some truth?! My lombax bounty is now 27 squijillion Nefaribucks! Just look at it all! So big! So real! So totally not made up! And, it can all be yours when you catch those stupid lombaxes!
Kit: Your Nefarious seems as obscenely awful as ours.
Ratchet: Yeah, he's... something else.
Hunt for Lombax Lore
(Upon activating a lombax shrine before talking to the Monk Scholar.)
On-screen: Break the Altar to Collect the Lorb
Ratchet: Wait a second, is that a... lombax shrine?
(Upon collecting a lorb before talking to the Monk Scholar.)
On-screen: Lua error in Module:Icon at line 13: attempt to index field '?' (a nil value). to Listen to Lorb
Ratchet: What the heck is this thing? Maybe I should ask around, see if someone knows anything...
(Upon approaching the Monk Scholar with Kit.)
Kit: Ah, there is one of our senior archivists!
(Upon talking to the Monk Scholar.)
Monk Scholar: Whoa! Can it be? A brother lombax?
Ratchet: You know we're not related, right?
Monk Scholar: Chyeah we are; by our mutual thirst for knowledge! Check this out! A shrine the lombaxes built ages ago containing a lorb stuffed with ancient info, but only a lombax can unlock its secrets. If you could bring me three lorbs, I'll hook you up with a sweet piece of armor I dug up.
Ratchet: A lombax shrine... I'll totally help!
Monk Scholar: Radical! One last thing: shrines won't open if there are bad vibes nearby, so if there are, you'll have to clear them out.
(While near the Monk Scholar.)
Monk Scholar: Should I listen to the lorbs all at once, or do I study each one first before moving onto the next...
(While near a lombax shrine with enemies nearby.)
Ratchet: Agh, looks like I can't get that lorb until I get rid of the hostiles!
(Upon obtaining a lorb after talking with the Monk Scholar.)
Monk Scholar: You got the lorb? Niiiiice! Now you should be able to listen to whatever's recorded on it.
Cordelion
Blizar Prime
Find Phase Quartz
Rivet: On Sargasso, you said you gave Ratchet the Dimensionator so that he could find the other lombaxes... I never thought I'd meet one of us, much less find our "home"—if you can even call it that. Do you really think it would work?
Clank: No.
Rivet: No?
Rivet: No....
On-screen: Blizar Prime Blizon Mines
On-screen: Landing Pad?
Rivet: What happened here?
Clank: I am uncertain.
(Upon attempting to open the destroyed door from Rivet's dimension.)
Clank: We must find phase quartz, but I do not know how it could have survived this.
Rivet: Looks a little busted.
Clank: We must find another way.
(Upon standing near the blizon crystal.)
On-screen: to Strike Blizon Crystal
(Upon hitting the first blizon crystal to the intact dimension.)
Clank: The blizon appears to have stored energy from the dimensional rifts.
Rivet: Whoa. Another dimension... is this your Blizar?
Clank: No, but we can find intact phase quartz here! We should seek out the miners.
(Upon encountering toxic crabs near the landing pad.)
Facility V.I.: Indigenous creatures detected—lockdown initiated.
Clank: Facility lockdown? Oh, that cannot be good.
Rivet: Let's worry about the toxic crabs first!
(Upon entering the facility.)
On-screen: Welcome Center
Rivet: Uh, what was that?
Clank: Seismic activity, perhaps caused by the crumbling barriers between dimensions.
(Upon hitting the blizon crystal inside to return to Rivet's dimension.)
Mysterious Stranger: Haven't you punished me enough, you stupid universe?! No jon, no phase quartz, no planet! What else do you want, huh?! My mind?! Fine, take it!
Rivet: If it helps, I just found out there's another dimension where Blizar's still intact, so—
Mysterious Stranger: Still intact?! How do you—?! Of course; the blizon! If the planet hasn't been destroyed yet...
Nefarious Trooper: Find the lombax and the tiny robot!
Rivet: Who was that? Do you know what she was talking about?
Clank: She must be a survivor of... whatever happened here.
Rivet: Alright. We need another blizon crystal.
(Upon stepping on the mag surface.)
On-screen: to Aim at Mag Surface, to Mag Jump to Mag Surface
(Upon encountering the Nefarious Trooper at the end of the mag surface.)
Nefarious Trooper: Our spy was correct! Destroy the lombax, in the name of our emperor!
Clank: Nefarious Troopers. We must get past them and find a way back to the intact dimension.
(After defeating the Nefarious Troopers.)
Rivet: Got 'em. So how are we gonna get the phase quartz?
Clank: We should to a miner or engineer in the intact dimension.
(Upon approaching the blizon crystal on the end of the mag surface path.)
Mysterious Stranger: I need to find the—(static)! They need to know—(static)!
(Upon hitting the blizon crystal and returning to the intact dimension.)
Facility V.I.: This area is currently on lockdown. Please vacate the facility at your earliest and safest convenience. Thank you, and have a blazin' Blizar day.
(Upon using the terminal inside the facility.)
Rivet: Aha! Got it.
Facility V.I.: Lockdown reset. Thank you, and have a safe, rule-following, blazin' Blizar day.
(Upon leaving the facility through the opened exit.)
On-screen: Worker Transport
Clank: Seismic activity has destroyed the bridge.
Rivet: Guess we're going the long way around.
(Upon encountering lava puffoids on the route.)
Rivet: Lava puffoids are kinda cute. When they're not trying to gnaw your ankles.
Clank: Which is never.
(Upon reaching the platform along the path.)
Goon-4-Less (1): Bro, where are we?!
Goon-4-Less (2): Who ccares?! Grab the lombax!
Rivet: Ugh, more Goons-4-Less?!
Goon-4-Less: Their most elite division: the Vroom Goons!
Clank: (chuckles) Really?
(After robomutts are deployed.)
Goon-4-Less: How do you like these robomutts?!
Rivet: Honestly? Kinda cute.
(After defeating the Goons-4-Less.)
Rivet: Vroom Goons might be elite, but not as elite as us.
(Upon stepping on the lift toward the mining hub.)
Facility V.I.: Please keep your hands and feet inside, and avoid the insta-death lava bubbling all around you! Thank you, and have a blazin' Blizar day.
Rivet: Thanks for the help, Bolts... Not really used to it.
Clank: We will need a way to mine the phase quartz. Hm. Perhaps the giant drill...
Rivet: Let's find someone who can point us to it.
(Upon reaching the mining hub.)
On-screen: Mining Hib
Clank: Ah, this is the mining hub. Perhaps someone here can direct us to the drill. The chief engineer's survey station should be nearby...
Rivet: You're just full of fun facts, huh?
Clank: Indeed. For example, the average miner spends 72 percent of their life underground.
Rivet: Whoa, really?
Clank: No, but I would hate to bore you by running out of trivia.
Clank: Hmm. These individuals appear as confused as we are.
Rivet: Earthquakes, lockdowns, interdimensional rifts. Can't really blame 'em, but we need that drill.
(While near the lift toward the chief engineer.)
Site Supervisor: You lookin' for the chief engineer? Use that safety lift to get to the site.
(Upon reaching the lift toward the chief engineer.)
Rivet: Bolts, focus.
Clank: Oh, sorry.
(While on the lift toward the chief engineer.)
On-screen: Old Mining Site
Clank: The dimensional damage seems to be getting worse!
Rivet: It's kinda pretty... in a deadly, terrifying way.
(Upon reaching the survey station.)
On-screen: Survey Station
Rivet: There! That must be the chief engineer!
(Upon reaching the chief engineer.)
Rivet: Hello?
Chief Engineer: Do you hear that?
Rivet: No?
Chief Engineer: Voices. Haven't been hearing them for too long, but wherever the purple is, they are too. First the quakes and the blizon, now this...
Rivet: I don't hear anything... except someone asking if you'll be drilling for phase quartz soon?
Chief Engineer: Not until I determine what's going on. For all we know, this whole drill site is haunted. That's why I sent my science bots out to scan the purple.
Rivet: And?
Chief Engineer: I have to pick them up. When I know it's safe...
Rivet: (sighs)
Rivet: Why wait? I'll find the bots and bring them back here safe and sound.
Clank: These bots have intercepted a message from your dimension—perhaps it is from that person we encountered.
Rivet: Hopefully they can help us figure out what happened there, and prevent it here. Let's go.
(Upon leaving the station.)
Chief Engineer: Testing, testing comms. The bots would've followed the paths marked by the survey rods. I'm sure they're listening in on the purple...
Clank: The tremors are increasing in frequency and size.
(Upon approaching the southwest area with the first science bot.)
On-screen: Rich Blizon Deposit
Chief Engineer: There, one of my bots is up there! It's... oh, sweet B.O.B.
(Upon approaching B.O.B.)
Science Bot B.O.B.: Greetings! We are in the gravest of dangers! Follow, be quick!
Rivet: Uh, okay.
Science Bot B.O.B.: Please come! Oh goodness, oh no...
Science Bot B.O.B.: Hurry, hurry!
(Upon hitting the blizon crystal on B.O.B.'s path.)
Mysterious Stranger: (static) Finally, a decent connection. I need to warn you about (static), very dangerous! (static)
Rivet: That could describe almost anything on this planet.
Clank: Indeed. We should be cautious.
(Upon returning to the intact dimension and completing the path.)
Science Bot B.O.B.: I am overheating! If only I could sweat! I must flee!
Chief Engineer: I'll ping her so she comes back to me. Looks like she picked up an audio file; I'll start cleaning it up.
Chief Engineer: There's an old research lab ahead. If I know J.I.M., that's where he'd head first.
Rivet: J.I.M.? Oh, right, another bot. On it.
(Upon reaching the western area with the second science bot.)
On-screen: Research Facility
Goon-4-Less: Robomutts're out investigating that signal we picked up.
(Upon engaging the Goons-4-Less.)
Goon-4-Less: Whoa! Sneak attack!
(Upon attempting to reach the blizon crystal behind glass.)
Rivet: Whoa, that was close! Behind the safety glass.
(Upon hitting the blizon crystal within the lab.)
Mysterious Stranger: (static) Stop and listen—(static)—is damaged—(static)—and will destroy—(static)—you don't need it that badly! (static)
Clank: Perhaps she is talking about the safety protocols. I know I find red tape constricting.
(Upon reaching J.I.M.)
Science Bot J.I.M.: Identified: non-hostile entity. Hello. Are you my new best friend?
Rivet: Uh, no? You should head back to the chief engineer.
Science Bot J.I.M.: Friendship request: denied. Sad noises. Returning to chief engineer.
Rivet: Aw...
Science Bot J.I.M.: Stop fussing, J.I.M. Hopefully he picked up interdimensional messages and didn't get distracted trying to find friends.
Science Bot J.I.M.: Identified: hostile entity. Hello. Are you my new best friend?
(Upon hitting the blizon crystal toward the final science bot.)
Clank: Are you always suspicious that everyone you meet works for Emperor Nefarious?
Rivet: Pretty much everyone I meet does work for Emperor Nefarious.
(Upon hitting the blizon crystal at the end of the path back to the intact dimension.)
Chief Engineer: Drill platforms. Well, defunct ones. A million percent sure rifts opened over here—you'll definitely find the bots.
(Upon reaching the northwest area with the third science bot.)
On-screen: Abandoned Site
Rivet: Okay, I see the bot over on that platform on the right... past the broken bridge.
Clank: There must be a way to reach it.
(Upon traveling back to Rivet's dimension and reaching the bot platform before moving the blizon crystal across.)
Clank: We have reached the bot platform, but the functional bot is in the intact dimension.
Rivet: Right. We're missing something...
(Upon reaching the bot platform when the blizon crystal has been moved there.)
Mysterious Stranger: (static) really ruined the safety record (static).
(Upon reaching S.A.M.)
Science Bot S.A.M.: Engaging: charming accent. Yeehaw, what're y'all doin' here?! Returnin' to chief engineer with important message!
Chief Engineer: Oh, S.A.M., always trying to find herself. One step closer to figuring out this message.
(Upon returning to the chief engineer with all science bots found.)
Facility V.I.: Proximity warning: hazardous lifeforms detected—facility security lockdown engaged.
Chief Engineer: Don't worry, don't worry. I designed this security system myself. Uh, er, except that motion trackers are saying they're inside the house. Er, room? Oh, duh, me. The ceiling! I always forget to look up...
Chief Engineer: What the heck is that thing?!
Nefarious Juggernaut: Location: unknown. Lifeforms: unknown. Protocol: destroy!
Rivet: A gift from my dimension to yours. Now I'm gonna reduce it to scrap metal!
(When lava puffoids arrive.)
Chief Engineer: How am I supposed to unlock the secrets of a shattered dimension when these fish keep crashing my mining site?!
(After defeating all enemies in the lab.)
Facility V.I.: Native lifeforms no longer detected. Security walls disarmed. Thank you, and have a blazin' Blizar day.
Chief Engineer: Phew. Okay, minor setback, gonna take a little longer to decode this message. But you guys can use the drill. J.I.M.'ll take you there.
Science Bot J.I.M.: Hello. Are you my new best friend?
Rivet: Uh, sure?
Science Bot J.I.M.: Happy noises! I will atke you to our phase quartz-extracting drill, in the name of friendship.
(Upon returning to the lift back to the mining hub.)
Rivet: Whoa! That can't be good...
Clank: That dimensional anomaly is identical to the one we saw on Sargasso.
Rivet: Good, that means you can deal with it.
Science Bot J.I.M.: As your best friend, I must warn you that dimensional integrity could have affected the drill.
Rivet: What's that mean?
Science Bot J.I.M.: As your best friend, I do not want you to worry, so I will not expound at this time. Instead, impromptu music! (beeping and whistling)
Chief Engineer: I can't authorize drill usage until the blockage in that tube is cleared.
Science Bot J.I.M.: We should go for karaoke after this. Do you like karaoke, best friend? I will dislike it if you dislike it.
Rivet: You ready to fix another dimensional mess?
Clank: Leave it to me.
(Upon approaching the anomaly.)
On-screen: Hydraulic Pump
Science Bot J.I.M.: This is where I must leave you in body, but never in spirit. Goodbye, best friend!
Rivet: Bye, J.I.M. Gonna miss that little guy.
Clank: Oddly enough, so am I.
(Upon entering the anomaly as Clank.)
- (If the player has visited Savali as Ratchet.)
Gary: Clank! I just saw Ratchet! On Savali!
Clank: You did? How is he?
Gary: Great! Thinner, than I imagined, but appropriately heroic. - (If the player has not yet visited Savali.)
Gary: Clank! You made it! I was starting to worry!
Clank: Were you waiting for me?
Gary: Only a few minutes, but it's okay. I used the time to (??).
Gary: But, I digress. Your possibilities are waiting for you to guide them to the Meta-Terminal.
Clank: My possibilities cannot pass through with that much wind. Is there some way I can weigh them down?
(Upon obtaining the Heavy Sphere.)
Gary: Ah, that's a Heavy Sphere! It will weigh down any object it touches... which, sounds rather obvious when you say it out loud, heh.
Clank: So what is in that book of yours?
Gary: Oh, ah, the most up-to-date collection of knowledge in the universe... as catalogued by my father.
Clank: And who is that?
Gary: I believe you know him as the Plumber?
Clank: He is your father? What is he doing now?
Gary: Taking his first vacation... ever. So he left me in charge, and I'm trying my best, but it's a lot to live up to even when the universe isn't in danger. (chuckles)
(After using the second Heavy Sphere.)
Clank: I am certainly "down" with this.
Clank: So, how did you get the title "prophet"?
Gary: Ah, I actually didn't choose the name. It was given to me by the Savali monks after I helped them decipher some of their archives.
Clank: What does that mean?
Gary: Oh, just a lot of pointing and saying stuff, like, "that's a blargian phone book, that's a kerchu tooth, that's a terraklon love poem..."
(Upon creating a path to the first Meta-Terminal.)
Gary: Oh my! I have to write this down because that was incredible, Clank! Only two more to go!
On-screen: Press to Teleport to Exit
(Upon entering the second room of the section.)
Gary: How are things going with Rivet?
Clank: Well enough. She hacked my brain and saw my memories.
Gary: Is that what you kids are doing these days? I'm so out of touch.
Clank: It is interesting; for being dimensional counterparts, Ratchet and Rivet have surprising differences. Ratchet never had any wariness of robots when he met me, yet Rivet does.
Gary: Maybe your dimension is the outlier? Maybe all the other Ratchets don't like robots in their dimensions either.
Clank: Hmmm...
(Upon obtaining the speed sphere in the room.)
Clank: My possibilities are a visual representation of my mind trying to understand dimensionality. And the more I help them find their way, the more I will understand and be able to fix... everything.
(Upon creating a path to the second Meta-Terminal while the saw still blocks it.)
Clank: The saw is blocking the path. If I could just find a way to lower it...
(Upon creating a clear path to the second Meta-Terminal.)
Gary: Oh, nice! I never thought to use the sphere like that...
(Upon entering the third room of the section.)
Gary: Is there anything about Ratchet and Rivet that's the same?
Clank: They... are both very quick to take action. Unlike me; I always get so caught up in the details.
Gary: And you wish you were better about that?
Clank: Not all the time, but it would be nice to not have to worry so much.
(Upon obtaining the Lift Sphere in the room.)
Clank: Things are looking up now.
(After obtaining the Speed Sphere in the room.)
Gary: Ah, Clank! I think I know how to help with your "getting caught up in the details" problem: you just gotta be confident!
Clank: What do you mean?
Gary: If there's one thing I've learned from my father, it's that acting like you know what you're doing can get you everywhere in life. That, and carrying a plunger.
(Upon creating a path to the third Meta-Terminal.)
Gary: Ahhh! The Blizar anomaly has been fixed! Great job, Clank!
Clank: Thank you!
Gary: No, thank you! And remember: confidence is the key!
(Upon returning after fixing the anomaly.)
Rivet: Now we can deal with the clog.
(Upon approaching the hammercrank by the tube.)
Tube Supervisor: Er, yeah. I sent the top minds on the team to fix the tube, and they... got stuck.
(Upon fixing the clog in the tube.)
Tube Supervisor: That did it! Hydraulics supply restored!
Clank: With that fized, we should now be able to use that elevator.
Rivet: Time to drill for some phase quartz.
(Upon using the elevator to the drill.)
Rivet: Almost there. Use the drill, get our phase quartz, repair the Dimensionator.
Clank: In case I do not get another chance to say it, thank you.
Rivet: Don't get mushy on me now, Bolts. We're not done yet.
On-screen: Drill Receiving
Rivet: Hey look, the bro squad is back!
(Upon reaching the rail in front of the drill.)
Clank: I cannot help thinking...
Rivet: What?
Clank: We still do not know what happened to your dimension's Blizar.
Rivet: We will soon. Then we can stop it from happening in this dimension.
(While grinding the rail to the drill.)
Clank: Jump to the side!
Rivet: Uh, nowhere to go!
Mysterious Stranger: (static) ...try to warn them, but does anyone listen to me? No!
Rivet: Warn? About what?
Mysterious Stranger: Seriously! This is a big deal! It completely... (static)
Rivet: Are these the messages that the Chief Engineer is hearing?
Clank: We are fast approaching the main drill!
(Upon landing on the drill.)
On-screen: The Drill
Rivet: Wow. It's been my lifelong dream to operate a drill a hundred times bigger than me.
Clank: Really? That is very specific.
Rivet: Specific goals are achievable goals.
(Upon turning the hammercrank and activating the drill.)
Chief Engineer: Lombax, robot, brilliant news! I decoded the message from beyond! Listen:
Mysterious Stranger: Finally, good reception. Listen: do not turn on the drill! The rifts damaged it: the drill destroyed our Blizar!
Rivet: What?! But we just turned it on!
Chief Engineer: Oh, uh... take cover! Lockdown engaged! I can try a remote shutdown? Oh boy, oh bad, oh jeez...
Rivet: Stupid freaking drill!
Clank: I thought you loved giant machinery?
Rivet: I've had a change of heart!
Chief Engineer: Our network keeps faltering. I knew I should've upgraded to faster service!
(When phase quartz appears.)
On-screen: Hold and to Throw Hammer
Clank: Phase quartz! Suspended in the drill beam!
Rivet: I'll knock it out with my hammer!
Clank: Be careful!
(Upon knocking out the phase quartz.)
Rivet: Yes!
Nefarious Trooper: There! Capture them and take whatever they are carrying!
Rivet: Oh, you guys...
Clank: We must return to the other dimension quickly!
(After defeating the Nefarious Troopers.)
Clank: That is the last of them!
Rivet: There's gotta be a way back around here.
(Upon returning to the drill in the intact dimension.)
Chief Engineer: Bad news, everybody: I can't shut down the drill! I forgot to update to tools 4.331. Prepare for sweet death, and have a blazin' Blizar day.
Rivet: We are not gonna die! Blazing or otherwise!
Clank: What is your plan?
Rivet: That dropship. It's big and heavy.
Clank: And full of fuel! It is perilously close to becoming a bomb.
Rivet: Or, if we crash it into the drill, we could dislodge it and stop the planet from shattering!
Chief Engineer: Normally I'd say that's against protocol, but this a pre-post-apocalypse world we live in, so go for it.
Clank: Then... brace for impact!
Science Bot J.I.M.: Hello! It is your best friend, J.I.M.! Please do not die, as I deleted my sad noises suite as soon as we became best friends!
Clank: Not now, J.I.M.!
Science Bot J.I.M.: I wish I had a sad noise to play.
(Upon destroying the dropship.)
Rivet and Clank: (screams)
Clank: Rivet!
Rivet: (screams)
Clank: Oh no...
Rivet: Well, maybe it's not as bad as it...
Rivet: I know this is gonna sound totally weird, but... the morts used to tell me legends about someone on Torren IV called... "The Fixer". "If it's broke, the Fixer'll fix it!"
Clank: Then I suppose we should see if the legends are true.
Rivet: I can't believe we saved Blizar! How about we fix up this phase quartz and save the universe?! Alright, Bolts. Let's go find the Fixer.
Clank: If you are right, and the Fixer is able to repair the phase quartz, we will have achieved the impossible.
Rivet: The morts always spoke so fondly of him. And trust me, they're terrible liars.
Clank: Then perhaps we still stand a chance of saving the dimensions.
Find the Missing Chef
Torren IV
Mend the Broken Phase Quartz
On-screen: Torren IV Molonoth Gultch
Clank: At least this mission will be a straightforward one.
Rivet : Hah. I dunno about your dimension, but out here, things never go according to plan. Improvisation is a skill you learn very fast.
Clank: I also have a talent for improvisation.
Rivet: Well, I can't wait to see you in action.
On-screen: The Outskirts
Rivet: Let's get some phase quartz repaired. I hope the Fixer is as good as the morts say he is.
Clank: Yes... I hope so, too.
(Upon reaching the bridge to Little Junktown.)
Clank: The bridge seems to be... out of commission.
Rivet: Bet it was a raid. Places like this usually have to fend for themselves against bandits. Or pirates.
Rivet: Maybe one of the vullards in town knows where to find him. They're very, uhm... knowledgeable about the area.
Clank: I hope they are more hospitable than the vullards in my dimension.
(Upon entering Little Junktown.)
On-screen: Little Junktown
Clank: Pardon me, does anyone here know where we can find the Fixer?
Rivet: Guess they're being cautious.
(While walking through Little Junktown.)
Rivet: If I were a Fixer, where would I be...
Clank: Fixing things, I suspect.
(Upon passing vullards through the main street of Little Junktown.)
- Vullard
- Sorry, nothing personal! I just spy on unannounced guests as a rule.
- Yeah, hi! Unless you have some of that primo junk, I'm not letting you in.
(Upon passing through the right side of town.)
On-screen: Little Junktown Adjacent
- Vullard
- Oh, hello stranger! Can't talk! Gotta fortify before the next raid. Haha.
- Get away! I don't care about your stupid honey! Only junk! And my mom, but mostly junk!
(Upon descending the mag ramp in Little Junktown Adjacent to Spike's Grotto.)
On-screen: Spike's Grotto
(Upon reaching the vullard at the end of Little Junktown.)
Vullard: New tourists?! Oh, welcome to the jewel of our galaxy! Please enjoy yourselves! Did you know Molonoth means paradise in junkish?
Rivet: Hm. Is the Fixer on this planet?
Vullard: He most definitely is! Great guy. The best. And single, if either of you are interested.
Clank: We were told that he can fix phase quartz.
Vullard: Phase quartz, blaze quartz, any quartz, any thing!
Vullard: But, uh... we've been having trouble with pirates, so we asked him to help, because, you know, he's a big guy, but after a few days of totally crushing them, he just, uh... broke.
Rivet. Hm.
Clank: Perhaps we could fix him?
Vullard: You two look like you could straighten him out in a Molonoth minute! But the path to him was destroyed in the last pirate raid, so you'll need a Hurlshot!
Vullard: Oh! And I saw one in the smelting pits further ahead! Lucky you!
(Upon viewing the Fixer.)
Rivet: A Hurlshot's gonna get us across that chasm? It's huge!
Clank: Yes... and I am not thrilled abotu the name either, but we must find one at the smelting pits.
(While heading towards the Hurlshot.)
Rivet: So, after this, are... you and Ratchet going to the lombax dimension?
Clank: It is possible. But... Ratchet is uncertain. Perhaps he is afraid that—
Rivet: Wait, afraid? Why afraid?
Clank: It is... complicated.
Rivet: Huh. Well, hey, if he doesn't wanna go, I will.
(Upon approaching the grind rail toward the smelting pits.)
Rivet: There are the smelting pits across the canyon.
Clank: But... there is no way to reach it.
Rivet: Heh. Time to improvise.
(While using the grind rai toward the smelting pitsl.)
Clank: Watch out!
Rivet: Broken rail ahead!
Rivet: Here comes another one!
Clank: A smelting pit is a curious place for a Hurlshot to be.
Rivet: I'm guessing it has something to do with them all getting recalled recently. Something about fractured spines?
Clank: Oh dear.
Rivet: Smooth!
Rivet: There's a rift!
Rivet: How about that, huh?
Clank: Very impressive.
Clank: They keep coming!
Rivet: Here comes a jump!
Clank: Oh dear! This rail system seems exceedingly dangerous.
Rivet: Just hang on. It goes straight to the smelting pits.
Clank: I am afraid we may end up in a smelting pit.
Rivet: Piece. Of. Cake!
(Upon finishing the grind rail.)
Rivet: Oh no.
Pirate (1): Avast, ahoy, yo-ho yo-ho! Our time has finally come!
Pirate (2): Let us plunder like mad, and go break bad, for the Fixer is all but done!
Pirate (3): Look here mateys, this looks useful! In fact, I've a notion that it be crucial!
Pierre: It seems fate has brought us togheter again, ma petite Rivet.
Rivet: Guess fate really loves seeing you get your butt kicked, Pierre.
Pierre: Arr... Yoo-hoo, pirate mateys, attack!
(During the battle at the smelting pit.)
On-screen: Smelting Pit
Clank: Oh dear, the Pirates are raiding for scrap.
Rivet: We can't let them get that Hurlshot!
Clank: Perhaps it would be worth using a high ground here.
Rivet: Good idea!
Pirate: Shield's up, mateys!
Rivet: Dah... shields?! Looks like we're gonna have to get creative!
Pirate: Our first mate be right! All hands get to plunderin' and scallwaggery!
Pirate: The smell of junk be stingin' me nose! But stinky treasure still be treasure!
Pierre: I adore the way you fight, Rivet, but you should have seen the Fixer. Such power! But alas, he broke!
Rivet: Did you talk him to death or what?
Pierre: I would love to take the credit, but no, the cause of the Fixer's brokenness is a mystery to me.
Pirate: Grab anything that shines, twinkles, glimmers, and shimmers! Grab it all!
(Upon shooting at a shielded pirate that blocks the attack.)
- Rivet
- Gah, I can't stand these shields!
- Again with the shields?
- Gotta get around that shield.
(After defeating the pirates at the smelting pit.)
Rivet: That's all of them. Let's get that Hurlshot down.
(Upon obtaining the Hurlshot.)
Rivet: We've got the Hurlshot! Now we just have to get across that pirate-filled chasm and find the Fixer!
On-screen: Press and Hold to Use Hurlshot
On-screen: Hold to build up soeed, then release!
(After using the first Hurlshot target.)
Rivet: Whoa!
Rivet: Ugh, my spine!
Pirate: 'Tis a mistake to get between pirates and their plunderin'! Brace yourselves!
Rivet: We're pinned down!
Clank: If Molonoth is mostly junk, what are thy hoping to loot here?
Rivet: Where better to find buried treasure than on a junk planet?
(After using the second Hurlshot target.)
On-screen: Junkheap Heights
Pirate: The lombax be scuttlin' our mates! Give her no quarter!
Pierre: (laughs) So tenacious! Je t'adore! Our looting was so boring until you arrived, so merci for livening things up!
Rivet: Yeah, yeah, keep laughing, Pierre.
Clank: More? How many pirates does Pierre have?
Rivet: Maybe the Fixer will help finish them off!
Rivet: Then again, we seem to be doing pretty well on our own.
(After using the third Hurlshot target toward a pirate ship.)
Clank: Incoming!
Pierre: Your penchant for meddling is most annoying, Rivet! Why must you always get in my way?
Rivet: Did you ever think you're the one getting in my way?
Pierrre: Ha! I am afraid I am the protagonist of this story! Alle alle alle-y, everyone!
(After defeating all pirates on the ship.)
Pierre: Are you getting tired, Rivet? Perhaps you would like a new dance partner!
Marauder: (laughs)
Clank: Are we going to, um... dance?
Rivet: No we are not!
Marauder: Come here, shark bait!
Marauder: There be no plank for ye to walk here! Yer end lies with me!
Marauder: This is what ye get for trying to steal what is ours!
Rivet: What's yours?! Ha!
Marauder: It be a fool's quest to look for the Fixer! I shall save ye the trouble!
Rivet: We're wearing him down!
Marauder: Yer not going to scuttle me!
(After defeating the Marauder on the ship.)
Pierre: (gasps, growls) Hark my hearties, our command ship is lost! Destroy it now, we'll eat the... the... expenses!
Pirate: Are ye sure?!
Pierre: Ouiiiii!
Clank: I suggest we abandon ship!
Rivet: Suggestion noted!
Rivet: (screams)
On-screen: Little Junktown
Rivet: Nice one, Bolts! Whew... I'd be happy if I never saw a pirate again.
Clank: We can now use the Hurlshot to reach the Fixer.
(After using the Hurlshot from Little Junktown.)
On-screen: Mech Graveyard
Rivet: Gotta admit, the Fixer being a giant robot is not what I expected.
Clank: Perhaps when he is not fighting pirates he is a gentle giant.
Rivet: Not my experience with big robots, but, we'll see.
(Upon using the Hurlshot from the Mech Graveyard.)
Rivet: Almost there!
Pirate: The lombax! Pierre says they be fixin' to fix the Fixer! So fix them a quick death!
Marauder: Yer gonna pay for makin' us scuttle our own ship! Cut 'em down, mateys!
Pirate: The lombax is gettin' too close to the Fixer! Bow her down! After'em, mateys!
Rivet: Got some solid cover here, and it looks like I could flank them from the sides, too...
Pirate: Aharrr! Did ye think ye could get away so easily?
Rivet: Keep'em coming, Pierre! I'm just waiting for you to come down and fight me yourself!
Pierre: (laughs) I should have known scuttling you would be too easy! For it is a fool's errand to fix the Fixer!
Rivet: Were you saying something, Pierre? I stopped listening.
Pierre: How will I go on without my greatest foe?!
Rivet: Good thing you'll never have to find out!
(After defeating the group of pirates.)
Pirate: Stop them from reaching the Fixer or our plunderin' be over!
Pierre: You and your adorable, sassy backpack stand no chance!
Clank: Sassy backpack.
Rivet: You guys aren't very good at this!
Pierre: Do not lump me into their failure! I am merely the face of the operation!
Clank: Perhaps now Pierre will take a hint.
Rivet: Speaking from experience, he won't.
(Upon encountering the Marauder "Not-So-Wee" Roger.)
Marauder: The Fixer be done for, and so shall ye!
Rivet: Can't stop now! Not when we're this close to the Fixer!
Marauder: I be honored to blast ye meself! Yer scraggly neck will pester Pierre no more!
Marauder: Yer tail will be a fine swab for our decks!
Rivet: Had enough yet?
(After defeating the Marauder.)
Clank: What if... the phase quartz cannot be fixed?
Rivet: Then we're in deep trouble, but there's no point worrying about it now.
Pierre: (screams) Regroup with the others! We are going to attack as one and finish this!
(Upon reaching the Fixer.)
Clank: How exactly will we fix the Fixer?
Rivet: Hm, I guess we have to turn him on first.
Clank: Was he turned off because he was broken?
(Upon using the hammercrank for the Fixer.)
Rivet: Huh. This must be the Fixer's "On" switch.
(After using the hammercrank and activating the Fixer.)
Rivet: Hello? Are you, um, okay?
The Fixer: No. I am broken! As is everything. Nothing can be fixed.
Clank: Oh my.
The Fixer: Nothing!
Rivet: At least the pirates are taken care of!
Clank: Please focus on the grinding!
Rivet: He's bringing the whole place down!
Clank: Just ahead!
The Fixer: Fixing is a vain and fleeting measure. Destruction is our natural state.
Rivet: What is he, the Breaker now?!
The Fixer: I see a fellow broken one. You must accept your brokenness!
Clank: Is he... talking about me?
Rivet: Because of your arm? Don't listen to him, Bolts! If you're "broken", so am I! And I think we're pretty awesome!
On-screen: Abandoned Mines
Rivet: Do you have any ideas? Because I'm having a hard time thinking while running away from a giant, homicidal robot!
Clank: I am working on it!
Rivet: The mine's collapsing—great!
The Fixer: To mend is to enlighten, but I am not deserving of enlightenment! I have no wisdom!
Clank: Wisdom, hmm... I may have an idea.
Rivet: I'm all ears!
Rivet: (screams)
The Fixer: I am broken. I cannot fix. I cannot be fixed.
Rivet: Don't fall, don't fall, don't fall!
Rivet: Whoa!
Clank: Oh dear!
Rivet: Can everything stop falling apart, please?!
Rivet: (screams)
Clank: (screams)
(Upon reaching the Fixer at the end of the set piece.)
Rivet: (gasps, groans)
Clank: I am fixed!
Rivet: What are you doing?
Clank: Improvising.
Clank: I may be different than I was, but you helped me realize I am still Clank.
The Fixer: I... am quite relieved.
Rivet: (sighs)
The Fixer: When the vullards asked me to protect them, it opened my eyes to a great many broken things. So very many.
Clank: And you became distressed...
The Fixer: But being able to fix another, to see that all is not lost...
The Fixer: How can I ever repay you both?
Clank: Can you fix this?
Clank: Thank you.
The Fixer: You just gave an old giant robot the gift of hope. It should be I who is thanking you!
(After returning to the town.)
Rivet: Whew! Let's get back to the ship, shall we?
Clank: Yes. I hope Ratchet had an easier time building a new Dimensionator.
Rivet: So, are we gonna talk about you rescuing me back there?
Clank: I did?
Rivet: You did. Looks like you're a natural even in my dimension.
Clank: I... thank you, Rivet.
(Upon passing the vullards after the mission is complete.)
- Vullard
- So, you got the big guy back! Did you tell him about my primo junk? What'd he say? Actually don't worry about it, I'll tell him.
- The pirates are gone! I was junking some junk when I heard this kaboom, and when I looked up, the pirates were leaving! Wow!
- The wasps are getting hungrier these days.
- The Fixer's back?! Oh my junk. Oh my junk!
- Thanks for fixing our Fixer! I'd shake your hand, but I got some junk that needs counting, if you know what I mean!
- If you have a problem with me, sure, I understand. But the junk is innocent!
- How's the junk? Is it okay? It is safe?
(Sometimes upon re-entering Little Junktown.)
The Fixer: To fix is to learn. To learn is to grow. To grow is to... to fix. Yes.
Zurkie's 2
Sargasso 2
Ardolis
Savali 2
Regroup at Zurkie's
The heroes regroup to formulate a plan to take down the Nefariouses for good.
(Ratchet or Rivet select Scarstu Debris Field from the ship's map screen.)
(Ratchet and Clank or Rivet and Kit flying through space in their ship towards Zurkie's when a Nefarious news broadcast plays.)
Emperor's Assistant: And now for a message from your Emperor!
Emperor Nefarious: My people.
Emperor Nefarious: I did it.
Emperor Nefarious: At long last.
Emperor Nefarious: The pirates are vanquished.
Emperor Nefarious: The Resistance is broken.
Emperor Nefarious: And this galaxy is finally *mine*!
(Emperor Nefarious dances on his desk in celebration for a moment, then lazily signals to cut the cameras and music.)
Emperor Nefarious: That's it? Where's the joy? The bliss? The murderous enlightenment? Why don't I feel any different?!
Dr. Nefarious: Because you equated happiness with success, and now that you've achieved it,
Dr. Nefarious: life is meaningless?
(The Emperor angrily uses his telekinesis to push the chair Dr. Nefarious is sitting in out from under him, causing him to scream and hit the ground.)
Emperor Nefarious: What could you *possibly* know about success you...
Emperor Nefarious: That's it!
Emperor Nefarious: I haven't really won yet.
Emperor Nefarious: There are still *so* many other dimensions waiting to be conquered...
Dr. Nefarious: Good luck finding them. It took me years just to figure out the coordinates for this one.
Emperor Nefarious: That's because you forgot the first rule of road tripping.
(The Emperor grabs Dr. Nefarious by the face.)
Emperor Nefarious: Always bring a map.
(Ratchet and Clank in their ship use Quantum's helmet to spy on the conversation through the Emperor's Assistant.)
Clank: A map...
Clank: The Dimensional Map!
Ratchet: In the Archives! He's going to Savali!
Ratchet: You catch all that, Rivet?
Rivet (over communicator): Got it! We'll meet you there!
Find the Dimensional Map Before the Emperor
Team Nefarious plans to conquer every dimension in existence using the dimensional map!
(Ratchet flying to planet Savali)
On-screen: Savali, Urfdah Mesa
Ratchet: No way...
Clank: It must be Nefarious.
Clank: The Archives held the Dimensional Map, correct?
Ratchet: Yeah....
Ratchet: Rivet, Kit. Emperor Nefarious destroyed the Archives.
Ratchet: We're gonna check inside, and see if he got the map.
Get to the Archives
Kit (over communicator): The Archives... have been destroyed? Where is Gary?
Ratchet: I'm not sure.
Clank: Nefarious forces ahead.
(Ratchet encountering Nefarious Troopers on Savali.)
Nefarious Trooper (Male): We knew he would come!
Nefarious Trooper (Female): You are NOT allowed near the Archives, intruder!
Nefarious Trooper (Male): The Emperor will NOT be pleased if anyone gets inside!
(Upon approaching the Archives.)
Ratchet: The emperor's gotta be heading for the Archives. We have to get there fi--.
(Undead Goons begin emerging from rifts in the ground.)
Clank: He's overusing the Dimensionator. The boundaries between the universes are coming undone...
Ratchet: So now we've got... bone goons?
Clank: Bone goons.
Clank: Of course we do.
(During combat with the bone goons.)
Ratchet: Is it just me, or are these guys creepy?
Clank: Incredibly disturbing.
(Upon destroying all the bone goons.)
Ratchet: Hey guys-- I think the dead are rising down here!
Rivet (over communicator): I'm sorry, what?!
Clank: Hurry Ratchet, we must get to the Archives!
Ratchet: We've got it covered don't worry about it bye!
Ratchet: We need to use that rift to get inside of the Archives.
Clank: I hope the Emperor has not found the map.
(Upon approaching the entrance to the Archives.)
Ratchet: That rift will take us inside, come on!
(Upon entering the Archives)
Ratchet: Oh, no.
(Clank activates his communicator.)
Ratchet: Rivet, the dimensional map's gone.
(Rivet and Kit in their ship listen to Ratchet.)
Ratchet (over communicator): The emperor must've gotten here first.
Rivet: We're coming up on his flagship. We'll get it back.
(Kit looks distraught at the ruined Archives.)
Kit: Are Gary and the monks safe?
Ratchet (over communicator): We'll find them.
Ratchet (over communicator): Good luck up there.
(Rivet's ship flies towards the emperor's flagship.)
Search Emperor Nefarious' ship
(Inside the flagship)
Kit: Based on the structural norms of the emperor's ships,
Kit: we should find high-value assets on the upper level.
Rivet: Let's hope the map's up there.
(Upon Rivet entering the ship's main chamber.)
On-screen: Emperor Nefarious' Flagship
(Rivet activates the elevator and it begins to ascend.)
Nefarious Trooper (Male): Huh... The Lombax! How did you get here?
Rivet: Your security's terrible!
Emperor Nefarious (over loudspeaker): Flagship, progress report!
Nefarious Trooper (Female) (over loudspeaker): Oh, oh, your greatness! Apologies, the army of undead has hampered our progress!
Dr. Nefarious (over loudspeaker): I warned you over-using that Dimensionator would cause problems...
Emperor Nefarious (over loudspeaker): Problems? Never. This is a flourish to mark the occasion.
(Upon encountering more Nefarious Troopers.)
Rivet: We're here for the flagship tour. We don't need a ticket, right?
Nefarious Trooper (Male): SEIZE THEM!
(After Rivet destroys the Nefarious Troopers.)
Dr. Nefarious (over loudspeaker): Eeehehe! We must scour the remaining archives!
Dr. Nefarious (over loudspeaker): Think of the treasures within:
Dr. Nefarious (over loudspeaker): weapons of unimaginable power,
Dr. Nefarious (over loudspeaker): lost episodes of Lance and Janice-!
Emperor Nefarious (over loudspeaker): Ahh those baubles are useless!
Emperor Nefarious (over loudspeaker): The map is all we need;
Emperor Nefarious (over loudspeaker): the rest can burn.
Rivet (Talking to Ratchet over communicator): Wait--does that mean he has the map already or...?
Rivet (Talking to Ratchet over communicator): Ratchet, are you seeing anything from Quantum's helmet?
Ratchet (over communicator): Nothing useful.
Kit: He has to be here. We just need to keep moving.
(Rivet activates another elevator and it begins to ascend.)
Nefarious Juggernaut: You made a big mistake boarding this ship.
Rivet: I was just gonna take it for a quick joyride!
Nefarious Juggernaut: NEVER!! For the Emperor!
(After beating the Juggernaut, Rivet sneaks up on the emperor's turned command center chair.)
Rivet: Emperor Nefarious. I've been waiting for this...
(Kit jumps off Rivet's back. She then notices Gary's headdress behind the chair and his audible snoring.)
Kit: WAIT!
(Kit presses a button on a console which deactivates Gary's wrist restraints, whilst Rivet spins the chair around, revealing him having just awakened.)
Rivet: Huh!?
(Gary painfully stretches.)
Gary: AH! It's you.
Gary: I hoped you'd find me- ahh, sorry, coming back to one's body mid-meditation, that smarts.
Kit: What are you doing here?
Gary: The Emperor captured me after he discovered I'd hidden the dimensional map in an anomaly.
Rivet: So he doesn't have it yet.
Gary: No, but he's opening rifts willy-nilly to get to it. It's only a matter of time before he's successful.
(Kit activates her communicator.)
Rivet: Ratchet.
(Ratchet travelling away from the ruined Archives.)
Rivet (over communicator): Good news, and bad news.
Rivet (over communicator): Bad news: The emperor's not here. Good news: we're with Gary.
Rivet (over communicator): He says the map's hidden inside a dimensional anomaly.
Gary (over communicator): In the catacombs. You can get down there by activating the Excavation Towers.
Kit (over communicator): You can activate them via nearby pressure locks.
Activate the Machinery
Kit (over communicator): When a tower's beacon switches from red to green, it is working.
(Upon approaching the first pressure plate.)
Clank: One of the pressure plates.
(Upon Ratchet activating the first pressure plate)
Ratchet: Think it's turning on. Let's find another.
(More bone goons appear out of rifts in the ground.)
Ratchet: Oh hey, our creepy undead friends are back.
Clank: I really do not like the clicking sounds they make.
Rivet (over communicator): We're getting off this ship. Let's go, Gary.
Gary (over communicator): Oh! Yes,
Gary (over communicator): good idea.
Rivet (over communicator): We'll meet you guys in the catacombs.
(Whilst Ratchet is fighting bone goons.)
Clank: Ohh, if I had nightmares, Bone Goons would make a regular appearance.
(Upon Ratchet activating the second pressure plate.)
Ratchet: That's another turned on.
Ratchet: Good thing Nefarious doesn't have a map to help him find the map.
Clank: Only one remaining.
Rivet (over communicator): I thought you said this was the way out.
Kit (over communicator): It appears to be the lower engine room.
Kit (over communicator): The layout of this ship is odd.
Rivet (over communicator): (Sighs) Would it have killed Nefarious to hang a big neon "exit" sign?
(Upon Ratchet activating the third and final pressure plate, the Excavation machine's laser breaks open a path leading underground.)
Ratchet: We did it! Catacombs, here we come;
Ratchet: never thought I'd say that.
Rivet (over communicator): You didn't take a do-no-violence vow didja, Gary?
Gary (over communicator): Unfortunately...
Kit (over communicator): That is alright.
Kit (over communicator): We will defend you.
Ratchet: Guess we have to go down, huh?
Clank: I am ready when you are.
Access the Catacombs
(Upon reaching the entrance to the catacombs.)
Ratchet: Alright, let's get down into the catacombs!
(Upon using the bolt crank to open the entrance to the catacombs.)
On-screen: Ancient Aqueducts
Travel to the Anomaly
(Close in on a dimensional anomaly in the distance.)
Ratchet: Whoa-- is that the anomaly?
Clank: It is.
Clank: This place is...
Ratchet: ...huge.
Clank: If you can get us there, I will be able to get inside and find that map.
(Upon entering a rift to another area of the aqueducts.)
Ratchet (Talking to Gary over communicator): Uh, Gary, did we take a wrong turn?
Ratchet (Talking to Gary over communicator): We're in a giant tube that smells like the underbelly of a Snagglebeast.
Gary (over communicator): The aqueducts. There should be a trail of goo that leads to the catacombs.
Gary (over communicator): It's a bi-product of- oh, it's not important.
Ratchet: The... goo. Right.
(When straying from the intended path.)
Clank: We must stay on course!
Ratchet: Follow the goo, follow the goo...
(When following the intended path.)
Clank: We are getting closer!
Ratchet: Come on, come on, almost there...
(When Bone Goons are in the Speetle's pathway.)
Ratchet: Excuse us!
Clank: Just drive through them, Ratchet!
(Upon reaching the end.)
Clank: We made it!
Monk: Greetings, wayfarers.
Ratchet: Hey, it's the monks!
Defend the Monks
(Upon Ratchet entering the anomaly's chamber)
Monk: We found the rift to their dimension and came to seal it. If you hold them off...
Ratchet: We're on it.
(An Undead Grunthor and several Bone Goons emerge from rifts in the ground at the center of the chamber.)
Clank: Holy (bleep)...
Ratchet: You said it, pal!
(While Ratchet is fighting the Undead Grunthor and Bone Goons.)
Ratchet: We gotta keep them away from the monks!
Clank: If it means we will never have to see a bone goon again, I am happy to assist.
Ratchet: Can't let the Bone Goons stop the monks!
Clank: Ratchet! We must protect the monks!
Ratchet: You're right; the clicking is super creepy.
Clank: It has completely ruined percussion instruments for me.
Clank: I. Do not like. BONE CREATURES.
Ratchet: Yeah NOPE! Not a fan!
(Once all of the undead enemies are defeated.)
Ratchet: Okay, back to being un-un-dead.
Monk: The rift is closed.
Monk: Thank you, wayfarers.
Clank: We must proceed to the anomaly.
Ratchet: Gotta go. Stay safe, guys!
Get the Map
Rivet (over communicator): Ratchet, Clank, we're planetside. Find the map yet?
Clank: I will retrieve the map as quickly as I can.
Rivet (over communicator): You've got this, Bolts. We'll meet you down there.
Kit (over communicator): We did not see the emperor on our way out;
Kit (over communicator): I am afraid he is already underground.
Ratchet: Oh, no...
(Repeated) Clank: We must proceed to the anomaly.
Guide the Clank Possibilities to the Meta-Terminal #1
(Inside the anomaly.)
Clank: Do not worry, Clank. You have done this before.
Clank: And now you are talking in the second person like Ratchet does when he is stressed.
Clank: Oh my...
Clank: Oh, no matter.
Clank: Just take things one step at a time like Gary said.
Clank: Fix the Anomaly, then grab the Dimensional Map.
(Upon obtaining an Electric Sphere.)
Clank: Absolutely electric.
(Upon obtaining a Heavy Sphere.)
Clank: A concentrated ball of boosted gravity. Amazing!
(Upon obtaining another Heavy Sphere.)
Clank: Things are about to get pretty heavy.
Clank: Why am I so nervous about this Anomaly...
Clank: Because the dimensions are close to completely collapsing
Clank: and ending all life as I know it.
Clank: Yes,
Clank: that is a perfectly valid reason to be nervous.
(Upon obtaining another Electric Sphere.)
Clank: I know they are not real,
Clank: but I feel like I should thank my Possibilities for helping me learn about dimensionality.
Clank: Thank you... um... Clanks.
(When putting a non-Electric Sphere in a generator.)
On-screen: Generators only work with a corresponding patch type!
On-screen: Press to Teleport to Exit
Exit through the Meta-Terminal #1
Guide the Clank Possibilities to the Meta-Terminal #2
Clank: This knowledge...
Clank: I feel like I am finally close to understanding everything...
Clank: and knowing how to save the dimensions!
(Upon obtaining a Lift Sphere.)
Clank: This should lighten things up.
Clank: Hiding the Dimensional Map in an Anomaly is... quite ingenious. Well done, Gary.
(Upon obtaining a Speed Sphere.)
Clank: This will speed things up a bit.
Clank: Shifting into high gear.
(Upon obtaining a Heavy Sphere.)
Clank: Oh, this is a heavy one.
(Upon obtaining another Lift Sphere.)
Clank: If the Emperor gets ahold of the Dimensional Map, he could spread his terror wherever he pleased...
Clank: He could take over everything.
(Upon completing the puzzle.)
Clank: Oh, thank goodness.
On-screen: Press to Teleport to Exit
Exit through the Meta-Terminal #2
Guide the Clank Possibilities to the Meta-Terminal #3
Clank: This may be it.
Clank: The final puzzle.
Clank: The knowledge is tickling the back of my mind.
(Upon obtaining a Lift Sphere.)
Clank: This is where Ratchet would tell himself to take a deep breath...
Clank: I must keep in mind that I have gotten this far, and statistically speaking, I am just as likely to succeed now.
(Upon obtaining an Electric Sphere.)
Clank: Free energy How nice.
Clank: This should keep the energy up.
(Upon obtaining a Heavy Sphere.)
Clank: I have accomplished a great deal since arriving in this dimension...
Clank: I will continue to do so.
Clank: This Anomaly will not stop me.
(After travelling through an electric current.)
Clank: I can do this. I *will* do this.
(Upon obtaining a Speed Sphere.)
Clank: I will make this quick.
(After travelling through another electric current.)
Clank: We will have to fight the Emperor again no matter what...
Clank: but he will not catch us by surprise this time.
(Upon obtaining a Lift Sphere.)
Clank: This feels lighter than air.
(Upon completing the puzzle.)
Clank: I...
Clank: I know how to stop the Cataclysm.
Clank: I know how to stop the Cataclysm!
Clank: And we are about to get the Dimensional Map too;
Clank: oh, things are finally going our way!
On-screen: Press to Teleport to Exit
Exit through the Meta-Terminal #3
(Clank reawakens on Ratchet's back with the anomaly repaired and the Dimensional Map floats into his hand.)
Clank: Ratchet, I--!
Emperor Nefarious: ...did it!
(The view pans around revealing Emperor Nefarious holding Ratchet up by the throat.)
Emperor Nefarious: Horray! Now, hand it here so I don't have to send your friend's head to Torren IV.
(Clank reluctantly hands the map over to Dr. Nefarious. The Emperor then opens a rift and drops Ratchet and Clank into it.)
Emperor Nefarious: Don't worry, I'll be hosting a viewing party of my victories in Zordoom Prison! Hahaha!
(Rivet and Kit arrive.)
Rivet: Come on, Kit! We gotta--
(The Emperor plugs the Dimensional Map into the Dimensionator and a resulting shockwave knocks Rivet down.)
Kit: Run.
Rivet: Run? This is our last chance to stop him!
(Kit sadly turns away from Rivet.)
Kit: Sorry.
(Kit runs to the middle of the room and Rivet attempts to run after her. Rivet then stops and sees Kit transform into her warbot form.)
Rivet: No.
Rivet: You.
(Rivet falls over backwards in shock, winces at her robot arm and angrily looks back to Kit.)
Rivet: It was you.
(Kit sadly turns away from Rivet again and runs towards Emperor Nefarious, shooting the Dimensionator out of his hand.)
Emperor Nefarious: Ah!
(The Emperor sees Kit running towards him with her wrist mounted missile launchers both aimed at him.)
Emperor Nefarious: What are YOU doing here?!
(The Emperor cowers in fear whilst a rift is opened behind Kit and sucks her into it, with the Emperor left looking confused. It's then revealed Dr. Nefarious used the Dimensionator and saved the Emperor's life. The Emperor then snatches back the Dimensionator from him, opens a rift and roughly pushes him inside before jumping in himself. Rivet looks at the scene before her in despair whilst holding her robot arm then despondently throws it to the ground.)
(Over looking the Urfdah Mesa, Rivet is seen returning to her ship looking greatly pained. She activates her ship and leaves the planet.)
Zordoom Prison
Rescue Everyone from Zordoom Prison
Find the Others
(Over the stormy seas of planet Viceron, Rivet is determinedly seen flying her ship and low-key lands on the outskirts of Zordoom Prison.)
On-screen: The Boneyard
Rivet: Hey, Zordoom.
Rivet: Been a while.
Rivet: Hopefully there aren't any guards out here.
Rivet: The processing centre should be just up ahead...
Rivet: Please still be there, you guys.
Rivet: Getting close to the prison. It's all starting to come back to me.
(Prison V.I. announcement.)
Prison V.I. (over loudspeaker): Prisoner Disposals in Sector Sixteen have been postponed to celebrate PETE-18's birthday.
Prison V.I. (over loudspeaker): Please do not burst into song upon seeing PETE-18; he has caused enough disruption as it is.
(Prison V.I. announcement.)
Prison V.I. (over loudspeaker): Reactor efficiency optimal.
(Prison V.I. announcement.)
Prison V.I. (over loudspeaker): SB-TOM-42 and SB-CARL-39, please report to disposal.
Prison V.I. (over loudspeaker): Yes, Tom, that means you.
(Prison V.I. announcement.)
Prison V.I. (over loudspeaker): PATROL T-49, report to East Wing.
(Prison V.I. announcement.)
Prison V.I. (over loudspeaker): SB units LEE-04 and ZAID-76, you were due to the scrapyard four hours ago.
Prison V.I. (over loudspeaker): Are you not wearing the hat we gave you for your five-year anniversaries?
Prison V.I. (over loudspeaker): How inconsiderate.
(Prison V.I. announcement.)
Prison V.I. (over loudspeaker): Food Distribution cancelled-
Prison V.I. (over loudspeaker): Prisoners are encouraged to ration their protein paste.
(Prison V.I. announcement.)
Prison V.I. (over loudspeaker): Units are recording a scrapyard disturbance. Security Patrol 119, please investigate.
Prison V.I. (over loudspeaker): Bring a broom.
(Prison V.I. announcement.)
Prison V.I. (over loudspeaker): Cell Block W-86 scheduled for random inspection.
(Prison V.I. announcement.)
Prison V.I. (over loudspeaker): Despite water cooler rumours,
Prison V.I. (over loudspeaker): Prisoner 4323 has not escaped. Please desist from searching for her and return to your stations.
(Prison V.I. announcement.)
Prison V.I. (over loudspeaker): Prisoners F19 and D12, please desist from holding hands during your transfer. It lowers staff morale.
(Prison V.I. announcement.)
Prison V.I. (over loudspeaker): Kraken Protocol engaged in Sector Four. Please work around the flailing tentacles.
(Prison V.I. announcement.)
Prison V.I. (over loudspeaker): Decontamination of Prisoner 4734 is now complete. That was a real stinker. Sector Twenty-Two, prepare for transfer.
(Upon approaching the leaving scrap bot.)
Scrap Bot: Ahh... All done!
Scrap Bot: Process complete - proceeding to next assignment.
Scrap Bot: (Hehehehe) I am feeling rather... scrappy today.
Scrap Bot: Ooo...perhaps I will make a scrap sculpture for our Emperor. He would like that.
(Upon swingshotting up to Centre's back entrance.)
On-screen: Disposal Centre IG-29
(Upon approaching scanner.)
Rivet: Gotta dash through that scanner--please don't trigger an alarm.
(Upon dashing through scanner.)
Rivet: The Processing Centre - that has to be where Ratchet and Clank are being held...
Rivet: and Kit.
Nefarious Trooper (Male): I WILL ensure disposal schedule remains on time. Zordoom must be spotless for his highness.
Nefarious Trooper (Male): Ugh, what is leaking from this crate? It smells like... like... well, contain it!
Nefarious Trooper (Male): Every time I cross something off my list, the warden adds five more tasks! We need to have a serious talk about "people management."
Nefarious Trooper (Male): I MUST ensure these crates are tightly sealed for disposal. The Emperor hates a mess!
(Upon engaging the patrolling Nefarious Troopers.)
Nefarious Trooper (Male): Intruder?! I will destroy you and finally impress my Emperor!
(Upon destroying all of the Nefarious Troopers.)
Rivet: Whew, no alarms. Now to find a way over to that Processing Centre.
On-screen: Impound Hangers
Nefarious Trooper (Female): Agh, scrapping ships. This is what dreams are made of. And shaking the Emperor's claw, that too.
(Upon engaging the Nefarious Trooper.)
Nefarious Trooper (Female): You are not re-usable waste! Get her!
Nefarious Trooper (Female): Who knew there were this many pirate ships in the galaxy, let alone ready to be disposed?
(Upon engaging the Nefarious Troopers.)
Nefarious Trooper (Female): Intruder! Allow us to convert you to scrap!
(Upon rift tethering to platform.)
Rivet: Almost to Processing...
Rivet: The rifts are really getting worse out here.
On-screen: Processing Centre
Nefarious Trooper (Female): Who authorized the platform re-alignment?!
Nefarious Trooper (Male): Unknown - investigating.
Nefarious Trooper (Female): Supervisor Protocol Active - Following up on Task Order.
Nefarious Trooper (Male): Why do you always expect ME to keep track of the satellite platforms?
Nefarious Trooper (Female): Report!
(Upon approaching Processing Centre.)
Rivet: Security gate. That's new. Gonna have to improvise.
(Upon approaching Processing Centre entrance.)
Rivet: Since when do they lock the Processing Centre? Ugh... There has to be another way in.
(Upon engaging the Nefarious Troopers.)
Nefarious Trooper (Male): The rebel Lombax! She cannot leave!
Nefarious Trooper (Female): You must be after our priority prisoners! Time to join them.
Nefarious Trooper (Female): I DO love responding to a disturbance!
(Upon destroying the Nefarious Troopers.)
Rivet: Phew... Close one. Think, Rivet... there has to be another way inside.
(Upon swingshotting over the water, Kraken tentacles flail at Rivet.)
Rivet: Huh? Bubbles? Shouldn't you be in Ardolis?!
(Upon scaling the Processing Centre and reaching the entrance to the vents.)
Rivet: That fan doesn't look all *that* sturdy...
On-screen: Hold and to Throw Hammer and Break Fans
(Upon entering the vents.)
Rivet: Almost there. C'mon guys, please still be down here...
Nefarious Trooper (Male #1): I LOVE processing prisoners.
Nefarious Trooper (Male #2): Oooh yes. Disappearing those who have inconvenienced our Emperor is my GREATEST achievement.
Nefarious Trooper (Male #1): *I* was responsible for processing that vile "Phantom".
Nefarious Trooper (Male #2): Well *I* processed that "Clank" bot who was a *priority* prisoner.
Nefarious Trooper (Male #1): Why must you always try and outdo me?
(Upon pressing to look through the vents and seeing Clank in captivity.)
Rivet: There's Clank! But I don't see Ratchet...
(Upon pressing to look through the vents and seeing the Goons-4-Less in their cell.)
Goon-4-Less #1: Bro, this bounty ain't worth it. We've gotta break outta here...
Goon-4-Less #2: Dude, your biceps would never fit through that...
Goon-4-Less #1: Whoa, you mean it? Thanks.
(Upon exiting the vents.)
On-screen': Holding Cells
Rivet: Where are you guys...
(Upon pressing to check the cell of Amoeboids.)
Rivet: Definitely not Clank...
Goon-4-Less: Augh, this is total torture.
(Upon pressing to check the cell of Goons-4-Less.)
Goon-4-Less: Yo, we decided to like, stop killing you. Mind lettin' us out?
Rivet: Shhh.
Goon-4-Less: She's thinkin' about it!
(Upon pressing to check the cell of robot citizens.)
Rivet: Have you seen someone that looks like me? No? Ugh...
(Upon pressing to check the cell of robot Space Pirates.)
Pirate: You'd best not be after me booty...
Rivet: Not a chance.
Emperor's Assistant (over loudspeaker): Prioritise the Lombax prisoner and the Warbot.
Emperor's Assistant (over loudspeaker): Send the smaller robot to incineration where it cannot cause any more trouble.
Phantom: Rivet! They're about to incinerate your robot friend!
Clank: Rivet?!
Rivet: I've got you, Bolts!
Quantum: The crank, right there!
(Upon turning the hammercrank and deactivating the cells.)
Phantom: They just sent your friends that way. If you need back-up...
Rivet: Take care of them...
Rivet: and thanks.
Quantum: We'll take it from here!
(Rivet runs to Clank and puts him on her back.)
Rivet: You scared me. I'd let you rest, but we don't have a lot of time...
Free Ratchet and Kit
Clank: You got here quickly. Thank you.
Clank: They took Ratchet and Kit through that door... something about Maximum security.
Rivet: We'll catch up to them. And, um-- I'm glad you're alright, Clank.
Clank: You, too.
Emperor's Assistant (over loudspeaker): The robot has escaped?! Decontamination lockdown initiated.
Nefarious Trooper (Male): An unclean prisoner?! Allow us to sterilise you with deadly force.
Rivet: Ahg... We don't have time!
Emperor's Assistant (over loudspeaker): This is MY prisoner. I am your ruler!
Emperor's Assistant (over loudspeaker): And no one will escape my grasp.
(Upon seeing Ratchet and Kit's VIP cell.)
Rivet: Look, there they are!
(Upon Ratchet and Kit's cell being moved via crane platform.)
Clank: And there they go...
(Once all of the Nefarious Troopers are destroyed.)
Clank: The transfer centre is open. We can get to Ratchet and Kit's cell through there.
Clank: This is even more chaotic than Savali.
Rivet: Sorry I left you behind back there, bolts.
Rivet: Things got... complicated.
Clank: I understand.
Clank: There was a lot of chaos--
Rivet: No, uhm... Yeah. That.
On-screen: Prisoner Transfer Centre
Rivet: That's... a lot of prisoners.
Clank: Oh my, they must be everyone who has ever crossed the Emperor...
Transfer Guard (Nefarious Trooper): Hello prisoner! Please return to your cell for your evening torture!
Rivet: Get out of the way!
Transfer Guard (Nefarious Trooper): I will NEVER bow to an enemy of our Emperor.
Transfer Supervisor (Nefarious Trooper): Everyone! Let us guard our PRIZED priority prisoners!
Clank: Priority-- that must mean Ratchet and Kit.
Rivet: We can't let them get any deeper into the prison.
Emperor's Assistant (over loudspeaker): What do you mean there's a disturbance? Where are my priority prisoners?!
Rivet: They deactivated the bridge.
Clank: They must have manual controls as back-up.
(Upon turning the hammercrank and activating the bridge.)
Transfer Manager (Nefarious Juggernaut): Exciting! Escapees to teach a lesson!
Rivet: Not. Right. NOW!
Clank: Umm, I do not mean to rush you-- but Ratchet and Kit are about to be moved...!
On-screen: Transfer Platform Alpha
(Once the Transfer Manager is destroyed.)
Clank: Ratchet, we are coming!
Rivet: Okay, let's get 'em!
Clank: Hurry, tether onto their cell!
(Upon tethering onto the cell, it begins it's transfer.)
Rivet: No, no--!
Ratchet: Rivet?!
Ratchet: Clank!
Ratchet: How did you-?!
Rivet: I know my way around! Are you okay?!
Ratchet: We're fine! Trying to escape...somehow.
Rivet: Don't worry, we'll get you out of here.
Ratchet: I'll try to-- whoaa!
Follow Ratchet's Cell
On-screen: South Entrance
Clank: Kit must be very worried about all of this.
Rivet: Something like that... Look, bolts. I'll be honest...
Rivet: Kit is the Warbot who took off my arm.
Clank: Oh dear. Um, I--
Rivet: Yeah. Anyway, that's what's wrong.
Emperor's Assistant (over loudspeaker): Someone go investigate the Processing Center! Now!
On-screen: Hold and to Throw Hammer
Clank: You may be able to use your hammer to override the locks.
(Upon entering main cell block.)
Rivet: There's the cell!
Rivet: C'mon, we can't lose sight of their cell.
Clank: I will keep an eye on it!
Rivet: Don't worry, bolts. We'll save them.
Clank: Right. You fight, I will search for a way forward!
Nefarious Trooper (Female): Prisoner detected. No decontamination or transfer protocols found.
Nefarious Trooper (Female): Decontamination highly recommended, though.
Nefarious Trooper (Male): Prisoner in hall without a hall pass! Scolding with deadly force!
Nefarious Trooper (Female): Responding to disturbance. Feeling quite disturbed!
Clank: We cannot allow them to get taken any deeper into the prison!
Rivet: We won't!
On-screen: West Wing - V.I.P.
Ratchet: Wasn't sure you'd actually make it!
Rivet: Don't thank us yet.
Rivet: We need to power down these cells...
Rivet: (Sighs) Which means a visit to the Warden's Office.
Shut Down the Reactor
Nefarious Trooper (Male): Did you hear about the disturbance in Processing? I was informed it may have been...(disgusted shiver) A Lombax.
Nefarious Trooper (Female): How exciting! Another to add to the Emperor's prized collection of dissenters!
Nefarious Trooper (Male): We must celebrate after our shift by volunteering to work more!
Nefarious Trooper (Female): Is that-- It is! The Lombax!
Nefarious Trooper (Male): Delighted to engage!
(Upon destroying all of the Nefarious Troopers.)
Rivet: That door to the back there should lead to a loading platform.
(Upon pressing to interact with the robot citizen in his cell.)
Citizen: If the Emperor thinks I should be here, I deserve to be here.
(Upon pressing to talk to the Goon-4-Less in his cell.)
Goon-4-Less: Get us outta here!
Goon-4-Less: I know we messed-up, but we're like... real sorry now!
Rivet: Yeah, I'll keep that in mind.
Goon-4-Less: How 'bout this- we'll totally owe you one!
(Upon pressing to interact with the alien civilian in their cell.)
Civilian: It's okay, it's okay. Just breathe... What is that *smell*?
(Upon pressing to interact with the Mort with the chirping Pterafoid Flyer in his cell.)
Mort: Ooo I'm tellin' yah, with your powerful jaws and my know how, we'll be outta here in no time!
Mort: Ohh I hear your point, but I raise you with my confidence in your skills!
Mort: Alright, alright, we'll focus on building your confidence first.
(Upon pressing to interact with the crystal miner in his cell.)
Crystal Miner: I'm not meant to be here - I've got so many more crystals to mine.
(Upon pressing to interact with the monk his his cell.)
Monk: (Chants "ooooom" in a meditative trance five times)
(Upon pressing to interact with the other crystal miner in his cell.)
Crystal Miner: This establishment does NOT live up to our building codes.
(Upon pressing to interact with the Vullard in his cell.)
Vullard: Ooo, there's no junk here?! How am I supposed to liven up this place?
(Upon pressing to interact with the other monk his his cell.)
Monk: (Chants "ooooom" in a meditative trance five times)
(Upon pressing to talk to the robot Space Pirates in their cell.)
Pirate: Ay, they be planning a jail break! We can help!
Rivet: Hang tight.
(Upon pressing to talk to the Morts with the Gold Bolt in their cell.)
Mort: Ohh hey there, Rivet! Dontcha worry about us, we've got a plan to get us outta here!
Rivet: Mort?! How did you--?!
Mort: Ooh got caught out a couple days ago. That's what we get for breakin' curfew, eh? (laughs).
(Upon pressing to interact with the other robot citizen in his cell.)
Citizen: (Sighs) I should have just lied and said his song was good...
Citizen: Curse my respect of the art...
(Upon approaching floating platforms.)
Rivet: There-- that's the Warden's Office.
Rivet: Just have to use these platforms to get closer and go from there.
Clank: Be careful... that is a long way down.
(Whilst traversing the platforms.)
Clank: I should have realised how impacted you were by what happened with Kit.
Clank: Do you think you could ever forgive her? Perhaps you should.
Rivet: ...I don't know. But that won't stop me from saving her.
(Upon completing traversing the platforms.)
Rivet: Through that open access hatch.
Rivet: Almost there.
On-screen: Hold and to Throw Hammer and Break Fans
On-screen: The Warden's Office
(Upon seeing Rivet, the Assistant fearfully seals herself inside an energy barrier.)
Emperor's Assistant: Oh! Please do not hurt me, I am only following the Emperor's orders!
Rivet: Just stay out of my way!
(Upon pressing to interact with the computer system.)
Emperor's Assistant (automated voice over loudspeaker): Emergency shut down initiated!
(The power to all the cells shuts down and the main reactor begins going critical. The Assistant escapes the office.)
Emperor's Assistant (automated voice over loudspeaker): Re-routing power to the VIP section!
(Rivet looks at a monitor showing Ratchet and Kit's cell.)
Rivet: Ratchet's in a "VIP" cell, isn't he?
Clank: (Sighs) Yes.
(Nefarious Troopers begin breaking into the office to attack Rivet.)
Return to the V.I.P. Section
Emperor's Assistant (over loudspeaker): You are a fool for underestimating me! Witness my power!
(The Nefarious Troopers smash the windows to get into the office.)
Emperor's Assistant (over loudspeaker): (Groans) My favourite window!
(Upon destroying some of the Nefarious Troopers.)
Emperor's Assistant (over loudspeaker): What?
Emperor's Assistant (over loudspeaker): No matter...
Emperor's Assistant (over loudspeaker): I have an endless supply of troopers waiting to do MY bidding.
(Prison V.I. announcement.)
Prison V.I. (over loudspeaker): Attention: Riot in Progress - reinforcement Capacities at 56% and dwindling.
Emperor's Assistant (over loudspeaker): What, what, whaaaat?!?
(Upon destroying more of the Nefarious Troopers.)
Emperor's Assistant (over loudspeaker): You have not even begun to truly witness the vast and unforgiving strength of my leadership!
Clank: We have seen enough!
Emperor's Assistant (over loudspeaker): Not until I say so!
(Prison V.I. announcement.)
Prison V.I. (over loudspeaker): Reinforcement Capacities at 42%.
Prison V.I. (over loudspeaker): East Wing has fallen into prisoner control.
Rivet: But not the "VIP" section.
(Prison V.I. announcement.)
Prison V.I. (over loudspeaker): Maximum security power at dangerous levels. Systems malfuntioning.
(Upon destroying all Nefarious Troopers in the area.) Emperor's Assistant (over loudspeaker): Send in everything - ANYTHING!
(Prison V.I. announcement.)
Prison V.I. (over loudspeaker): Local Reinforcements unavailable. Engaging emergency warp-in protocol.
(Once the remaining Nefarious Troopers are destroyed.)
(Prison V.I. announcement.)
Prison V.I. (over loudspeaker): Security Forces depleted.
Clank: We need to return to Ratchet and Kit before it is too late.
Rivet: Yeah. Just have to get out of here first.
Clank: The office is sealed.
Clank: How do we get out?
Rivet: Maybe that window leads somewhere...
Don't Lose Ratchet
(On the other side of an energy barrier, two Goons are seen bullying a Nefarious Trooper and playing Keep Away with him and his Lasertrooper body.)
Nefarious Trooper (Male): Return me to my body at once!
Goon-4-Less #1: Haha - go fetch. Hahaha.
(After throwing the Trooper over a ledge, one of the Goons jumps after him and the other turns to talk to Rivet.)
Goon-4-Less #2: No fur balls allowed...
(The Goon shoots a panel on the wall to disable the barrier, letting Rivet back into the V.I.P. section.)
Goon-4-Less #2: (Laughs) Kidding, we're cool.
Goon-4-Less #2: Let's get some Rec Time, fellas!
Clank: It would appear we have new allies.
On-screen: West Wing - V.I.P.
(During the prison riot, Ratchet and Kit's cell starts being transported again.)
Rivet: They're moving his cell again?! And to Maximum security...
Clank: I will start developing a Plan B.
Rivet: Catch-up to their cell *faster* before they're locked away in the depths of prison indefinitely?
Clank: ...or, a Plan C, perhaps.
Emperor's Assistant (over loudspeaker): Attention, our Priority Prisoners are on track to their permanent home in the darkest depths of our prison! Ha ha ha!
Nefarious Trooper (Male): Return to your cell at once.
Pirate (Male): Not a chance! It's time to dance!
Clank: Keep that cell in sight.
(Upon the platform Rivet is on collapsing.)
Emperor's Assistant (over loudspeaker): Stop that Lombax! Do not let her escape! WHY IS NO ONE LISTENING TO ME?!?
Rivet: We'll need to find a way back up!
Clank: Perhaps we can use that rift tether to get us up to that platform.
(Upon rift tethering across the area.)
Goon-4-Less: Fall in line, my dudes! Gotta assist the Lombax!
Pirate (Male): Our swords be at your side! We fight and win, no lie!
Rivet: Up ahead - we can jump to that Maximum Security Platform from there.
Rivet: That console - if we override it, maybe we can slow them down!
Goon-4-Less: Dangit, you said this was the right direction!
Nefarious Trooper (Male): Return to your cells or you will be banned from Weight Room Access for 10 cycles.
Goon-4-Less: He can't kill us all - ATTACK!
(When the Nefarious Juggernaut the Goons were fighting is destroyed.)
Goon-4-Less: Go on ahead! We've got you covered.
Rivet: FINALLY! We're going to get you out of here. There has to be a way to stop your cell or...
(Prison V.I. announcement.)
Prison V.I. (over loudspeaker): Priority Transfer Initiated.
(The elevator begins to descend.)
Emperor's Assistant (over loudspeaker): I will not allow you to escape the Emperor's glorious punishment... MY glorious punishment!
On-screen: Maximum Security
Ratchet: Alright, how are we gonna escape? I've tried everything... Kit, any ideas?
Rivet: Come on, Kit, say something!
Kit: I have no ideas. I--
Rivet: Really? Because--
Ratchet: Rivet...
(Prison V.I. announcement.)
Prison V.I. (over loudspeaker): Warning: Riot in progress- Giggle Gas Protocol Activated.
Ratchet: Ooooh no. The room is filling with gas!
Rivet: Hold your breath!
(The elevator reaches the bottom of the shaft. Ratchet and Kit's cell is moved again.)
Ratchet: Whoa, whoa, whoaaaa.
Clank: RATCHET! Quickly, get us out of here!
On-screen: Hold and to Throw Hammer
Clank: Hit those buttons to open the door!
(Upon hitting the two buttons and opening the door.)
On-screen: Hold and Press Repeatedly to Accelerate
(Prison V.I. announcement.)
Prison V.I. (over loudspeaker): Giggle Gas Protocol ineffective - increasing gas levels. (laughs) Oh no.
On-screen: 20 seconds countdown
Rivet: (laughs) They're -- they're sealing off-- the area! (laughs)
Clank: Rivet, BOOST!
On-screen: 20 seconds countdown
Rivet: Hey, (laughs) it's all falling apart! (Laughs) Just like the dimensions! (laughs)
Clank: Focus!
On-screen: 20 seconds countdown
Rivet: (laughs) I thought Kit was my friend but she's a liar liar pants on fire. (laughs)
Clank: She seems to deeply regret it! Now keep moving!
Rivet: Maaaybbeee. (laughs)
On-screen: 20 second countdown
Rivet: (laughs) Ooooh power failure. (laughs) Spooooky. (laughs)
Clank: Quickly, move! Before they restore it!
On-screen: 20 second countdown
Rivet: (laughs) We're not gonna make it...
Clank: Tether onto that rift!
Rivet: (laughs)
Clank: I hope you are alright, we cannot slow down now.
On-screen: Backup Generator
Clank: Their cell!
Clank: It went outside!
Rivet: Argh!
Clank: There - quickly, we must slingshot onto that evacuation platform.
On-screen: Emergency Evacuation Platforms
Emperor's Assistant (over loudspeaker): Reinforcements are on their way - ooh, and there they are. You will NEVER escape! NEVER!
Rivet: Oh come on. Now?!
Survive to Save Ratchet and Kit
Nefarious Trooper (Female): Priority Transfer Activating - prepping cell for emergency evacuation.
Clank: If they get away, we may lose them entirely!
Rivet: Going as fast as I can - there's some troopers here who REALLY want to see them go.
Rivet: Great - now they're sending in dropships too?
Clank: Ratchet and Kit must be quite valuable.
Zurkie's 3
Megalopolis 2
Miscellaneous
Vendor dialogue
Mrs. Zurkon
(Sometimes while Mrs. Zurkon is idle.)
- Mrs. Zurkon
- Forty-six, forty-four, forty... forty...
(Sometimes upon opening.)
- Mrs. Zurkon
- Mrs. Zurkon has many fine options for you.
- Never go planet-hopping without ample supplies.
(Sometimes upon purchasing a weapon.)
- Mrs. Zurkon
- That one will look amazing in your arsenal.
(Sometimes upon closing.)
- Mrs. Zurkon
- Until next time.
Ms. Zurkon
(Sometimes while near Ms. Zurkon.)
- Ms. Zurkon
- Well, if it isn't my favorite customer.
- Trust me darlin', you will want the upgrades I have got for you!
- Ms. Zurkon's is the highest-rated weapon vendor in all the galaxy! Five stars, y'all!
- Here to buy, I hope?
- How've you been, darlin'?
- Hey honey!
- Oh! Look who it is!
- Welcome back!
- Now, what can Ms. Zurkon do for you?
- Yoo-hoo! Hey there!
- Pleasure to see you!
- Look who the cat dragged in.
- Welcome to Ms. Zurkon's!
- Long time no see.
(Sometimes while near Ms. Zurkon when enemies are nearby.)
- Ms. Zurkon
- Gotta close up!
- I cannot push my wares in these conditions!
- Sorry hon', but ths is bad for business!
- That is my cue, be back soon!
- Y'all come back when the shooting stops!
- Uh-oh! I am too old for this!
(Sometimes upon opening.)
- Ms. Zurkon
- Take your time, sweetie.
- Welcome, sugar! Feel free to browse.
- You know it is quality when you buy from Ms. Zurkon.
- You break it, you buy it!
- Let me know when you find something you like!
- All sales are final, honey.
- Let Ms. Zurkon make you a deal.
- You here for weapons or ammo? I'm betting both!
- YOU KNOW GOOD MERCHANDISE WHEN YOU SEE IT!
- Thanks for choosing Ms. Zurkon's!
(Sometimes upon refilling ammo.)
- Ms. Zurkon
- Oh-ee! We're packing heat now!
- Plenty more where that came from!
- Be careful where you put those, hon.
- You sure you bought enough?
- Nothing sweeter than the smell of gunpowder.
- Tell them Ms. Zurkon sends her love!
- Lock and load!
- Lookey here. Ms. Zurkon loves turning bolts into bullets!
- I know you will find good use for those!
- Take comfort in a full clip cutie!
(Sometimes upon hovering over a weapon.)
- Ms. Zurkon
- Go on, pumpkin, you’ve got the bolts!
- Buy it while you can, sweet cheeks!
- I know those bolts are burning a hole in your pocket!
- Oo-weeee! That one is oh, so, hot right now!
(Sometimes upon hovering over a weapon yet to be available.)
- Ms. Zurkon
- That one gonna be a doozy!
- I cannot wait to sell you that one!
- Y'all come back soon for that one!
(When on the Purchase tab and upgrades are available.)
- Ms. Zurkon
- Looks like upgrades are in your future!
(Sometimes upon purchasing a raritanium upgrade.)
- Ms. Zurkon
- Always worth the cost, to keep your weapons in tip-top shape.
- You unlocked it, sugar!
(Sometimes upon purchasing a raritanium upgrade chain.)
- Ms. Zurkon
- I just love seeing my little ladies reach their full potential!
- We make a great team!
- That is gonna have a real kick to it!
- Bigger and better than ever!
- Slick tune up sugar!
- You are cooking with gas now hon!
- Great chain! Come back for more!
- A good upgrade always gets me fired up!
- Make'em jealous honey.
- That is a mighty fine upgrade you got there!
- Now that is what I call an upgrade chain!
- Evening the playing field are we?
- That will make 'em hurt.
- Whoo-wee that is a fine looking tune up.
(Sometimes upon hovering over a weapon with all upgrades unlocked at its current level.)
- Ms. Zurkon
- Gotta blast some more baddies before you can upgrade that one!
- Come on back for upgrades when you level that up!
- Sorry, no open cells here.
- You need to unlock some more cells before you can make an upgrade, sweetie.
- Level this bad gal up for access to more upgrades!
- Oh, out of upgrades? Levelling up a weapon will unlock more cells!
- Oh sorry, no upgrade cells available at the moment.
- Raising a weapon's level will unlock more cells.
(Upon attempting to purchase a raritanium upgrade already unlocked.)
- Ms. Zurkon
- You uh, you picked that one up already!
- No need to buy that again.
- You already made that upgrade, silly!
- Bless your heart. You already own that one.
(Sometimes upon hovering over a weapon with open cells and usable raritanium in your inventory.)
- Ms. Zurkon
- Looks like you got some open cells and the raritanium to match!
- You look like you could use a weapon upgrade!
- Go ahead, upgrade that!
- Treat yourself to an upgrade! You earned it!
- More power is always a good thing!
- That one is just begging for an upgrade!
- Upgrades ready! Are you?
- Boost that bad boy!
- Enhancements incoming!
(Sometimes upon unlocking a special upgrade.)
- Ms. Zurkon
- Oh my stars! That is a good one!
- I do like the sight of that!
- That is one mighty fine enhancement!
- Nice mod, huh?
(Sometimes upon starting an upgrade chain.)
- Ms. Zurkon
- I love kicking off a new upgrade chain!
- I can not wait to see where this goes!
- Hoo-wee! Let the upgrades commence!
- Great start! Where to next?
- Get that chain going, hon!
- Upgrade time!
(Upon fully upgrading a Weapon.)
Cold Snap/Cold Front
Ms. Zurkon: Your enemies have never felt c-c-c-cold like this!
Buzz Blades/Doom Blades
Ms. Zurkon: If your enemies thought the buzzin' was annoying before, just wait... ahahaha!
Topiary Sprinkler/Toxiary Sprinkler
Ms. Zurkon: I think that I shall never see, a weapon as lovely as a topiar-y.
Headhunter/Migraine
Ms. Zurkon: Oh you are gonna use that for all sorts of long-distance mischief, huh?
Mr. Fungi/Ms. Fungal
Ms. Zurkon: It truly does not get more fun than that!
(Sometimes upon closing.)
- Ms. Zurkon
- Buh-bye, now!
- See you next time!
- Glad to be of service.
- I do hate to see ya go, sugar.
- You all come back real soon now!
- Leaving so soon?
- Happy to help, hon.
- Thanks for shopping, cutie pie!
- You will be missed, sweet thing!
- Make sure to tell your friends now!
(Upon opening the vendor when Mr. Fungi is first in stock.)
Ms. Zurkon: You wanna bring the party to every fight? Mr. Fungi is the weapon for you!
(Upon purchasing Mr. Fungi.)
Ms. Zurkon: You are really gonna be the life of the party now!
(Upon opening the vendor when the Negatron Collider is first in stock.)
Ms. Zurkon: Need a beam that will not quit?
(Upon opening the vendor when the Ricochet is first in stock.)
Ms. Zurkon: Enemies not gettin' the point? Hit them over and over again with the Ricochet!
(Upon opening the vendor when the Lightning Rod is first in stock.)
Ms. Zurkon: Wanna make your enemies go bzzzt?!
(Upon opening the vendor when the Glove of Doom is first in stock.)
Ms. Zurkon: The Glove of Doom is now available! Need I say more?
(Upon opening the vendor when the Void Repulser is first in stock.)
Ms. Zurkon: Shields do not get enough love. Give the Void Repulser some sugar, and watch as it blocks and returns fire!
(Upon opening the vendor when the Buzz Blades is first in stock.)
Ms. Zurkon: Fancy a shave? Buzz Blades are now in stock!
(Upon opening the vendor when the Bouncer is first in stock.)
Ms. Zurkon: We got Bouncers primed and ready to go!
Weapon previews
- Shatterbomb
Zurkon Jr.: Say,you know what is better than watching explosives? Throwing them with your bare freaking hands! Pull the fire trigger halfway to visualize your aim, or, if you are in a hurry, pull it all the way to let them fly! Shatterbomb? More like shatter boo-ya-ya!
- The Enforcer
Zurkon Jr.: Chh-chh. Boom! That is the sound of pure power. And the Enforcer! With its two barrels of sweet, sweet destruction. You can pull the fire trigger halfway to shoot one barrel, and if you are feeling confident, pull it all the way to shoot both! Boom!
- Mr. Fungi
Zurkon Jr.: Ah, the only weapon who has destroyed Little Zurkon's enemies, and performed at his last birthday party! Mr. Fungi! Just throw him out and he will strike your enemies so hard they will have to deal with his antics... Which is the perfect time for you to join in on the fun!
- Negatron Collider
Zurkon Jr.: Legends tell of a weapon that contains energy so powerful, a beam of it will obliterate ehenmies with the mere press of a button, and it is called... The Negatron Collider-er-er-er-er-er-er-er! Obliterate your enemies in a row or sweep your Collider through the crowd! The energy to blast away evil is in your hands!
- Topiary Sprinkler
Zurkon Jr.: Ah, who doesn't love a day in the sun... rooting your enemies into the ground with the Topiary Sprinkler?! Spawn a turret that (gun noises) warps your foes into defenseless, trimmable hedges!
- Ricochet
Zurkon Jr.: Ah, the Ricochet! Pull the fire trigger to shoot it at your useless enemy! Huh? Oh, oh my! And then... it will pop back up next to them?! (whirring noises) Then what?! Pull the fire trigger to hit them again, and again, and again! (gun noises)
- Lightning Rod
Zurkon Jr.: Say, is that thunder I hear? Rain? No, it's the— Lightning Rod! Finish them to send the lightning towards their troublesome teammates! Upgrade the Lightning Rod to charge up an even greater, more horrific storm of pain! (lightning noises) Zap!
- Glove of Doom
Zurkon Jr.: Say hello to your little friends in... The Glove of Doom! (laughs) Tiny but vicious, hungry, and focused, they will follow you wherever you go! Pull the fire trigger halfway to aim, and fully to deploy your lovably fierce army of ankle biters!
- Void Repulser
Zurkon Jr.: Shields are boring. It is one of the facts of life. But, what if a shield could shoot back? Yeah? Yeah? Sweet, right?! Right?! Enter the Void Repulser! Pull the fire trigger halfway to shield yourself, and pull it all the way to shoot a short-range, widespread blast of sweetness! Sweet!
- Buzz Blades
Zurkon Jr.: Ah, yes, death by a million cuts... of Buzz Blades! This classic effective tool of destruction sends razor sharp projectiles bouncing around the environment! Deal swift, piercing justice again, and again, and again!
Ship dialogue
(Upon selecting a destination as Rivet to another Rivet planet.)
- Rivet
- Let's do this!
(Upon selecting a destination as Ratchet to another Ratchet planet.)
- Ratchet
- Let's punch it!
(Upon selecting a destination as Rivet to a Ratchet planet.)
- Rivet
- Hope all's well with Ratchet...
- What's Ratchet doing right now...
(Upon selecting a destination as Ratchet to a Rivet planet.)
- Ratchet
- Hm, what's going on with Rivet?
- I wonder how Rivet's doing...
(When hovering over a planet to select it, as Rivet.)
- (Savali when "Find the Dimensionator Blueprints" is available.)
Rivet: Let's hope Ratchet finds that prophet soon. - (Torren IV when "Mend the Broken Phase Quartz" is available.)
Rivet: The Fixer better be ready to fix some phase quartz. - (Cordelion when "Forge the Dimensionator" is available.)
Rivet: If anyone can build a new Dimensionator, it's Ratchet! - (Savali when "Find the Dimensional Map Before the Emperor" is available.)
Rivet: Go get the Dimensional Map, Ratchet and Clank! Kit and I will be there soon!
(When hovering over a planet to select it, as Ratchet.)
- (Blizar Prime when "Find Phase Quartz" is available.)
Ratchet: That phase quartz is all yours, Rivet and Clank! - (Torren IV when "Mend the Broken Phase Quartz" is available.)
Ratchet: Hope Rivet and Clank can fix that phase quartz. - (Savali when "Find the Dimensional Map Before the Emperor" is available.)
Ratchet: We gotta grab the Dimensional Map before the Emperor does!.
NPC dialogue
(Refers to dialogue not tied to a mission.)
Megalopolis
(Randomly while near the train stop by Mrs. Zurkon.)
- Station Announcer
- Welcome to Megalopolis! Please watch your step as you exit.
- Now arriving, 387 from Molonoth.
- Have a nice day!
- Last call for service to Savali on platform three.
Nefarious City
(Passing by citizens generally.)
- Citizen
- There are so many troopers around. I guess that is why Nefarious City is so safe.
- Are these purple tear things... normal?
- We are so lucky to live in Nefarious City! It truly is the center of the universe!
- Too bad our glorious leader is away. What will we ever do without him?
- The buildings! The lights! The smells! I love Nefarious City.
- Holes in the sky, just what I needed today.
(While around the Nefarious City Bazaar.)
- Nefarious City PA
- Already have an Emperor Nefarious statuette in every room? Consider our new weather-resistant model for balconies and patios.
- Shoplifting is not permitted. Perpetrators will be sent to Zordoom Prison for immediate rehabilitation.
- To better serve you, Emperor Nefarious collects purchasing data on all his subjects. Are you sure your cart is full?
- The Emperor wants you to know that he sees you. Always. Also, any attempts to evade sensors will result in immediate detention.
- Do not fear that sensation of cold scrutiny washing over your body. It is only our Emperor's unyielding love for you.
- The Emperor thanks you for your unwavering devotion. Long live the Emperor.
- Behold the Emperor's marvelous tower, the tallest building in the known universe. Fun fact: The previous record holder is currently hurtling towards a black hole.
- Please report any suspicious Resistance activity to the nearest security personnel. Or else.
- Take comfort in knowing the Emperor rules all from his glorious tower. And remember, he is watching.
- Have you thanked your Emperor today? If not, now would be an excellent time.
- 100% of the proceeds from your purchases today, go directly to His Supreme Excellency. Thank you for shopping!
(Passing citizens near the Nefarious City Bazaar.)
- Citizen (1): You think those purple rifts are a Resistance plot? I hope the Emperor will keep us safe!
Citizen (2): Down with the Resistance, long live the Emperor! - Citizen: Get yer knick-knacks, yer baubles, yer tchotchkes right here!
- Citizen: Oh... Another strike on my record? The Emperor will now allow this... I am done for.
- Citizen: Hey, fuzzy, before I report you, want to buy something?
- Citizen: Buy something, mister?
(Passing citizens in the Nefarious City Bazaar after the blimp is destroyed.)
- Citizen
- Ohh, was that explosion what they call performance art? It was so... symbolic.
- That tower is such an eyesore. Just a reminder of who is in charge.
- How long has it been since I've eaten...
(Passing citizens near the rooftops.)
Citizen: Annnnnd thirteen hours in line! Hot dog, that is a new record!
(Passing citizens near Ms. Zurkon at the rooftops.)
- Citizen (1): Did you try the drinks?! You could get them all for one percent of your yearly salary!
Citizen (2): Seriously? Oh, we gotta come back sometime. - Citizen (1): Man oh man, those jets really go into the nexus of my sisterboard.
Citizen (2): Another amazing day serving Emperor Nefarious. - Citizen (1): Will the Emperor ever know how much he means to me?
Citizen (2): One day.
(Passing citizens near Nefarious Station.)
Citizen: I have been saving my vacation hours for so long; where should I go? Nefarious Suburbia? I would enjoy a commute! Oh, but Nefarious Farms could be fun too... I could help crush a union!
(Passing citizens near the Shipping Depot.)
Citizen: Now, where did I put that map?
(While citizens are in danger.)
- Citizen
- Quick, this way!
- We must get out of here!
- Oh no! I have to go!
- Get away!
- We must get out of here!
- The Emperor will not be pleased!
- This is dangerous!
- Too much excitement for me!
- I need to hide!
- Just my luck!
Sargasso
(Passing morts in the factory.)
Mort (1): Ahh, those purple thingies in the sky—you ever seen anything like'em before?
Mort (2): Not since those fireworks at Mort's going-away party, but they didn't last more than five hours.
Mort (1): True. What a fun couple of days that was.
Zurkie's
(Passing people near the lot in front of the gastropub.)
- Pub Patron: Hmm... Should I get a Pink Nebula or the Cosmic Cooler?
- Pirate: Why must I always sing of grog when I dream of grandeur far beyond the simplest act of self-indulgence? What of the pirates who long for the finger things in life...
(Passing normal patrons in the gastropub.)
- Pub Patron
- Nothing like a nice hot cuppa after a long voyage.
- Oooh, it's almost happy hour.
- After that stunt he pulled, that Phantom guy is in for a world of trouble.
- Been a while since I was on shore leave. Time for a little romance and revelry.
- Ahh, nice to have me feet on solid ground.
(Passing Zurkon Jr. in the gastropub.)
- Zurkon Jr.
- Someone want to enter the arena?! Anyone?! Not that I care!
- Today's specials are Toxic Crab Rangoons, Savory Puffoid Hand Pies, and Blizarian Honey Fried Fritters. Chef needs an extra half hour for the Savory Puffoid Hand Pies...
Savali
(Upon opening a raritanium forcefield.)
- Nefarious Trooper
- Your hunger for raritanium has lead you straight into our trap!
- This is too valuable to fall into your tiny hands!
- I told you the trap would work! No one can resist raritanium!
Arena dialogue
(Sometimes upon landing a hit in the arena when Clank is there.)
- Clank
- The crowd enjoyed that one!
(Sometimes upon landing a hit in the arena when Kit is there.)
- Kit
- Ooh, did Zurkon Jr. see that?
- Woo! Go Rivet, go!
(During a numbered enemies challenge, when only 5 enemies remain.)
Zurkon Jr.: Five, count them, five more enemies to extinguish!
(Upon attempting to hit the Mangler.)
- Zurkon Jr.
- (laughs) The Mangler? Take damage? Never!
- My brilliant Mangler cannot be damaged, scratched, or even dinged. That is the Zurkon promise!
Boomstick Blast
(Upon beginning the challenge.)
Zurkon Jr.: Welcome fans and fiends! Tonight, Little Zurkon will put Rivet to the ultimate test! How will she fare... battling with only an Enforcer!
Bugtrax
(Upon beginning the challenge.)
Zurkon Jr.: Can you reach the end of my treacherous track without falling off your stead?! (laughs)
(Upon entering the first portal.)
Zurkon Jr.: Can our lombax handle something more deadly? Say, the bone-melting acid swamps of... Sargasso?!
(Upon entering the second portal.)
Zurkon Jr.: How is Little Zurkon meant to run an arena of doom with no ability to control dimensions?!
(Upon entering the third portal.)
Zurkon Jr.: And finally... Little Zurkon ushers our champion to...!
(Upon entering the fourth portal.)
Zurkon Jr.: The bone-melting, face-searing, acid swamps of... Sargasso!
(Upon entering the sixth portal.)
Zurkon Jr.: A change is being made to my plans of doom!
A Grunthor Named Sue
(Upon beginning the challenge.)
Zurkon Jr.: Ten squllion years ago, she ruled as queen of the swamps! Give a fiendish welcome... to Sue!
(When Sue enters battle.)
Zurkon Jr.: Tonight, she is... queen of our arena! And she is deadly serious about protecting her kingdom!
The Mangling
(Upon beginning the challenge.)
Zurkon Jr.: As the dust settled from the Destructapalooza on planet Kragg, Little Zurkon spotted the remains of our star in the junk heap... Meet: The Mangler—reborn! (laughs)
(Upon reaching wave 2.)
Zurkon Jr.: My Mangler! Behold her new, improved, miraculously devastating power!
(Upon reaching wave 3.)
Zurkon Jr.: Oooh, is our Mangler hungry?! Have more power!
(Upon reaching wave 4.)
Zurkon Jr.: Overriding power limiters! Nothing can hold you back now!
(Upon reaching wave 5.)
Zurkon Jr.: Go Mangler! Rip, tear, shred!
Ka-boomstick Blast
(Upon beginning the challenge.)
Zurkon Jr.: Fiends! Let us celebrate a mutual adoration for explosions! Chaos! And... violence! Utilize your missiles, lombax! Utilize! (laughs)
(Upon reaching wave 2.)
Zurkon Jr.: "Look at us! Here to serve our glorious majesty who does not care about us at all!" The establishment has no place in my arena!
(Upon reaching wave 4.)
Zurkon Jr.: Watch as Little Zurkon lowers the central bouncy vent in a mere three seconds...
Pest Control
(Upon beginning the challenge.)
Zurkon Jr.: That poisonous gas was supposed to kill all of these... (trembles) bugs! Exterminate their disgusting, overly complicated bodies!
(Upon defeating 10 enemies.)
Rivet: (coughs) Can we (coughs) maybe turn it down a little?!
Zurkon Jr.: And risk the aesthetic?! Not even for you, my friend! Not even for you!
Freezer Pop
(Upon beginning the challenge.)
Zurkon Jr.: Little Zurkon unwinds with ASMR? Did you know that? But!... Little Zurkon's only trigger is the sound of frozen gelatinous aliens being oblierated with hammers, so... freeze and smash!
(Upon completing the challenge for the first time.)
On-screen: You got the Box Breaker! then to destroy crates in a larger radius.
Revenge of the Seekerpede
(Upon beginning the challenge.)
Zurkon Jr.: My fiends! For your amusement: the biomechanical father of the famed Seekerpede of Sargasso... Scolo! Cheer for this mad dad!
Manglers Are Forever
(Upon beginning the challenge.)
Zurkon Jr.: (laughs) Little Zurkon has returned from the lab with... The Mangler! Do not call it a comeback... but a resurrection! Featuring special guests from the void itself!
(Upon reaching wave 2.)
Zurkon Jr.: Faster, faster!
(Upon reaching wave 3.)
Zurkon Jr.: (laughs) Yes... I am increasing the power of the Mangler! Increasing!
(Upon reaching wave 4.)
Zurkon Jr.: Go Mangler! Rip, tear, shred!
(Upon reaching wave 5.)
Zurkon Jr.: Watch as the Mangler grows in strength, before your very eyes!
LOL, That's Random
(Upon beginning the challenge.)
Zurkon Jr.: All true fiends are masters of thinking on their feet! So... every five kills Little Zurkon will swap your weapon for a new one!
(Sometimes upon reaching five kills.)
- Zurkon Jr.
- Swap!
- Weapon swap time!
- Swap! (laughs)
A Good Time to Zoom
(Upon beginning the challenge.)
Zurkon Jr.: My fiends! Watch as we test the lombax's sharpshooting sniper skills. Make these... "troopers"... dance! From a distance! (laughs)
(Upon reaching wave 2.)
Zurkon Jr.: Oh, if it isn't the Emperor's lackeys! Aren't you missing your boot licking appointment?!
Vroom Around
(Upon beginning the challenge.)
Zurkon Jr.: Be-cycled goons have requested to join us tonight, my fiends! And Little Zurkon has matched their gravity for added amusement! Let us see how you stand against them... (laughs)!
Twice as Nice
(Upon beginning the challenge.)
Zurkon Jr.: Little Zurkon craves heartwarming and blood gushing redemption arcs! (laughs) Welcome back... Scolo! Win, you loser, win!
(When Scolo falls to half health.)
Zurkon Jr.: Cheer, fiends, scream with me! (laughs) Why-why aren't you screaming with me? Huh?
(After Sue is defeated.)
Zurkon Jr.: And Sue predictably went down! (laughs) And... Scolo is back in? A twist!
Pocket dimension dialogue
(Upon obtaining the collectible in a pocket dimension as Ratchet.)
- Ratchet
- Annnnnd I think that covers everything here. Nice!
(Upon obtaining the collectible in a pocket dimension as Rivet.)
- Rivet
- Oooh, I love the look of that! Now, where's the exit?
(Sometimes upon encountering a pocket dimension with Rivet and Clank.)
Rivet: Another pocket dimension—what do you think? Might be fun?
Clank: I can be persuaded.
Savali pocket dimensions
(Upon entering pocket dimension 4-11-81.)
Ratchet: Sooo... just don't fall. No problem.
Torren IV pocket dimension
(Upon entering pocket dimension 66-66-67.)
Rivet: Maybe it's time for one last speetle ride...
Viceron pocket dimension
(Upon entering pocket dimension 32-34-99.)
Rivet: What do you even call a group of Speetles? A vroom? A whoosh? A whizz?
Rivet: (Hehe) Whizz.
Enemy dialogue
Goons-4-Less
(Sometimes while patrolling.)
- Goon-4-Less
- I've been thinking about trying a new detox...
- Oh yeah, can't wait to get this sesh started.
(Sometimes upon encountering Ratchet or Rivet.)
- Goon-4-Less
- Glad I stretched!
- Oh, man! You're gonna get shredded.
- You're about to get wrecked.
- That's not a bro, that's the lombax!
- Aimed and ready, bro.
- C'mon. Let's flex on this fuzzball! Ha!
- Lombax over here!
- Dawg, it's the Lombax!
(Sometimes during battle.)
- Goon-4-Less
- Point me at the lombax, my dude!
- Get blasted, punk!
- This'll teach you!
- Get ready for some fur-fetti!
- Bruh, I’m gonna shoot it! Haha!
- Let’s pulverize this lombax!
- Better watch yourself!
- Time to bulk up!
- I'm prepped for this.
- I'm gonna mash you into a shake!
- Ha ha! You're in for it now!
- We got this dudes!
- You think you can beat me? Hah!
- You are SO getting clobbered!
- Time to max out!
- Step up or step off!
- It's over for you!
- Let the shenanigainz begin!
- Get crushed!
- You're going down!
- Time to get wrecked.
- You're not ready for this, bro!
- Been training for this!
- Come at me, bro! Come at me!
- You're getting smashed!
- I am so amped right now!
- Bring it on, scrawny!
- We got this, bros!
- You don't stand a chance, bro!
- Pew pew time!
- Watch how hard I pull this trigger!
- Here it comes!
- Firing shots!
- Better say uncle!
- Can't stop won't stop!
- Oh man! You're gonna get shredded.
(Sometimes upon landing a hit.)
- Goon-4-Less
- Bruh, you're done!
- We're just getting started!
- That was all me.
- Did that hurt? Ha ha!
- How are you still standing!?
- You can't dodge this, bro.
- More where that came from!
- That was sick, dawg.
- I'm gonna get you shredded.
- That's a hit dogs!
- Your pains are my gains!
- Ha! You see that bros?!
- Nailed it.
- Oh yeah!
- Worked hard for that.
- Sorry not sorry.
- Man, I'm good!
- No guns necessary!
- You'll feel that tomorrow!
- Bet that hurt!
- Ha! Must suck to be weak!
- Ah ya! You're done!
- Got' em!
- I went hard!
- Didn't need help on that one!
- That'll ruffle your fur!
- Better tap out!
- It's over for you!
(Sometimes after taking damage.)
- Goon-4-Less
- That was a cheap shot!
- That hurt, my dude!
- I need an upgrade, my dudes.
- That's not chill, dude!
- Oh. Payback's comin', bro!
- Shouldn't have skipped leg day!
- You hit me!
- Better tap out!
- You're tougher than you look.
- Won't happen again!
- Feeling sore now.
- The pain is real.
- Gotta stretch that one out!
- Think I pulled a hammy.
(Sometimes when attacked with the Burst Pistol.)
- Goon-4-Less
- Cute gun, little lombax!
(Sometimes when attacked with the Shatterbomb.)
- Goon-4-Less
- Here it comes!
- Look out for the shards!
(Sometimes when attacked with the Enforcer.)
- Goon-4-Less
- Not far, you barely gotta aim!
- Fuzzball's get an Enforcer!
(Sometimes when attacked with the Topiary Sprinkler.)
- Goon-4-Less
- No, I hate vegetables!
(Sometimes when attacked with the Negatron Collider.)
- Goon-4-Less
- Watch the beam!
(Sometimes when attacked with the Drillhound.)
- Goon-4-Less
- It's digging deep, bros!
(Sometimes when attacked with the Pixelizer.)
- Goon-4-Less
- Blocky as hell, bro.
(Sometimes when attacked with the Bouncer.)
- Goon-4-Less
- Look out! Bouncer!
Nefarious Troopers
(Sometimes while patrolling.)
- Nefarious Trooper
- Who has two arms and loves patrolling? All of us!
- I am so proud to be a part of our Emperor's glorious vision!
- We are so lucky to have such a clever and malevolent ruler!
- What a lovely day to serve Emperor Nefarious!
- I can not wait to dismember yet another enemy of my beloved Emperor.
- Every day I get to vanquish an enemy of our beloved Emperor is the best day of my life!
- Soon we will weed out the resistance once and for all!
- You know what they say: happy Emperor, happy trooper!
- Another day, another chance to please the Emperor with my unconditional loyalty!
- Feels so good to be a part of something bigger!
- Nothing like total robot domination to brighten your day!
- Death, destruction, domination. Ha, I love my job!
- I must remember to polish my statue of Emperor Nefarious later. It is still covered in blood!
- On a scale of one to ten, I am the luckiest trooper in the battalion!
- What a beautiful place this is! I hope I am not forced to destroy it.
(Sometimes upon engaging Ratchet or Rivet.)
- Nefarious Trooper
- Resistance is not permitted!
- Unauthorised squishy deteceted!
- Do not worry, I am here to help end your life! Will it not be great?!
- Look out, friends!
- Moving in, friends! Keep your distance, friends!
- Your Resistance ends here!
- Defeat can be awesome, too! You will see!
- You are not permitted to defend yourself!
- You WILL learn to behave!
- You will not stop us!
- Rehabilitation incoming!
- It is time for you to give up, rebel!
- Your resistance is unwelcome!
- An intruder!
- Happy to help you exit existence!
- This fight to your inevitable demise is going to be SO exciting!
- Lombax located! Engaging!
- This isn't punishment. It's an opportunity!
- An intruder! Something fun!
- Are you ready to surrender?
- Lombax downrange.
- Squishy downrange!
- Do not move, squishy!
- Surrender while you still can, rebel!
- Defiance is unacceptable, Lombax!
- Taking a shot!
- Brace for impact, please!
- I have it in my sights!
- Time to join your rebel friends in utter annihilation!
- Preparing to fire!
- The less you resist, the bigger your cage will be!
- I do not want to hurt you. BUT I WILL.
- Your freedom is unacceptable!
- This will only hurt for a moment!
- We only wish to help you, Lombax!
- You are going to love this!
- Ah, nothing like the smell of death in the morning!
- Stay still!
- Firing now!
- Dissent is not permitted!
- Prepare to be quashed, rebel!
- You WILL learn to love the Emperor.
- We will prevail!
- Locked on!
- I can not wait to present you to our magnificent Emperor!
- I will make this shot count!
- Commencing ranged attack!
- Firing shots!
- Time for some fun-doctrination!
- You are going to love your new cage!
- I hope you enjoy this pummelling as much as I will!
- We will be such great friends once you accept absolute domination!
- Another agitator to round up! Lucky me!
- How dare you defy our Emperor!
- For the Emperor!
- This will stop you!
- Making friends is great!
- Hello there! Allow me to assist in your transition to imprisonment!
- A detractor in our midst!
- We are only trying to help!
- Pardon me, but you cannot be here!
- Look! A lesser being in need of re-education!
- My sensors detect a deviant!
- You are welcome!
- The rebel Lombax!
- Halt, rebel agitator!
- Try NOT moving!
- (Nefarious Slugger) Commencing thrashing!
- (Nefarious Slugger) Prepare to be quashed, rebel!
- (Nefarious Slugger) Let me give you a hand!
- (Nefarious Slugger) Prepare to be pummelled!
- (Nefarious Slugger) You can not evade us forever!
- (Nefarious Slugger) Here I come, Lombax!
- (Nefarious Slugger) Prepare for a lesson!
- (Nefarious Slugger) Please, remain where you are.
- (Nefarious Slugger) Squishing the squishy!
- (Nefarious Slugger) Pain is imminent!
- (Nefarious Slugger) Moving in, friends!
- (Nefarious Slugger) Take this!
- (Nefarious Slugger) Approaching the target!
- (Nefarious Slugger) Need a helping hand!?
- (Nefarious Slugger) You can not dodge kindness!
- (Nefarious Sniperbot) Sorry I missed you.
(Sometimes upon landing a hit.)
- Nefarious Trooper
- Have you had enough?!
- You are losing!
- Your pain brings me such joy!
- Embrace your demise!
(Sometimes after taking damage.)
- Nefarious Trooper
- Just a scrape!
- I remain functional!
- I assume you didn't mean to do that.
- You will regret that!
- That one would have hurt.
- I am not so easily deterred.
- Another mark for your record!
- How barbaric!
- Please stop!
- A minor setback.
- Please refrain from further transgressions.
- Another life given for the Emperor.
- I am still intact!
- Well that was rude!
- How dare you!
- Please watch where you point that!
- You are not permitted to defend yourself!
- That was not pleasant.
- We do not experience pain!
- I will recover.
- I will not be stopped.
- You will pay for that!
- Weapons are not permitted!
- System recovering.
- It is fighting back!
- That will not stop me!
- I will not go down so easily!
- That will be your last transgression!
- Thank you, but no thank you!
- They served well!
- You will not stop us!
- Only a dent!
- Assault will get you nowhere.
- That can be repaired.
- Further aggression will not be tolerated!
- I will endure.
- This will not stop me!
- Excuse me, but resistance is not permitted!
- That shot will be your last!
- You cannot stop the Emperor's will.
- You will not stop me so easily.
(Sometimes when using the rift tether during combat.)
- Nefarious Trooper
- Dimensional anomaly detected!
- The rebel is retreating!
(Sometimes after being ejected from a main body.)
- Nefarious Trooper
- I am still coming!
- I am still coming to end you!
- I'm still coming!
- I do not need arms to lead you to your doom!
- Did you think that would stop me?
- This is not over yet!
- Thanks for missing anything vital!
- CPU still intact!
(Sometimes when attacked with the Burst Pistol.)
- Nefarious Trooper
- The squishy is armed!
- Hand over the pistol, please!
- Drop the pistol squishy!
- Shots incoming!
- I do not require additional input ports.
(Sometimes when attacked with the Shatterbomb.)
- Nefarious Trooper
- Incoming grenades!
- Shatterbombs incoming!
- Surrender the grenades, Lombax!
- Avoid the shrapnel, friends!
- Look out Troopers!!
(Sometimes when attacked with the Enforcer.)
- Nefarious Trooper
- Unregistered Enforcer!
- Keep your distance, friends!
(Sometimes after being attacked by Mr. Fungi.)
- Nefarious Trooper
- Resistance is not "fun"!
- Do not let the fungus distract you, troopers!
- I will not be stopped by a fungus!
- Spores incoming!
- Organic projectiles!?
- This party will soon be over!
- This is NOT fun!
(Sometimes when attacked with the Lightning Rod.)
- Nefarious Trooper
- Shock therapy will not stop me!
- Guard your fuses, friends!
- Lightning Rod!
- Unregulated voltage is not permitted!
(Sometimes when attacked with the Negatron Collider.)
- Nefarious Trooper
- The rebel has acquired a Collider!
- Watch that Collider, friends!
- Rebel energy cannon!
- Troopers, disperse!
- Hostile energy beam detected.
(Sometimes when attacked with the Ricochet.)
- Nefarious Trooper
- Please stop immediately!
- Drop the Ricochet, lombax!
- Rebound incoming!
- Dings and dents will not stop me!
(Sometimes when attacked with the Drillhound.)
- Nefarious Trooper
- Detonation imminent!
- Keep your eyes on the ground, friends!
- Watch for the breach!
- Tunnelling rocket inbound!
(Sometimes when attacked with the Warmonger.)
- Nefarious Trooper
- Where did you acquire that Warmonger, squishy?!
- The organic has rockets!
- Spread out, friends!
- Drop the heavy weapon!
(Sometimes after taking damage from the Pixelizer.)
- Nefarious Trooper
- I am glitching out.
- What version am I running?
- How embarrassing...
- My ones and zeros are showing.
- Now running a previous operating system.
- The squishy is utilising a Pixelizer!
- My programming is in error.
- I have been pixelized!?
- This is not normal...
- I feel rather last-gen.
- I require an upgrade.
- Relinquish the Pixelizer.
(Sometimes when attacked with the Blackhole Storm.)
- Nefarious Trooper
- Drop the heavy weapon!
- Prepare for automatic fire!
- Supressing fire inbound!
- Find cover, friends!
- Incoming singularities!
- Cease and desist, rebel!
- Do not let the rebel pin you down!
(Sometimes when attacked with the Topiary Sprinkler.)
- Nefarious Trooper
- I am so embarrassed right now!
- This is truly humiliating.
- Gross! Gross! Get it off me!
- I hate flowers!
(Sometimes when attacked with the Cold Snap.)
- Nefarious Trooper
- I am frozen. Why am I frozen?!
- Gears seizing!
- Please relinquish the launcher!
- Ice bombs inbound!
- Processors slowing.
- Ambient temperatures dropping.
- The squishy is deploying close range weaponry.
- Watch for ice!
- Antifreeze needed!
- I am unable to move!
(Sometimes when attacked with the Buzz Blades.)
- Nefarious Trooper
- Buzz Blades incoming!
- Those look sharp!
- Bladed projectiles incoming!
- You are not an authorised carpenter!
- Edged weapons are so primitive.
- Relinquish the Buzz Blades!
(Sometimes when attacked with the Void Repulser.)
- Nefarious Trooper
- The squishy is shielding itself!
(Sometimes when attacked with the Glove of Doom.)
- Nefarious Trooper
- Regroup, Troops!
- Mouths are for lesser beings!
- Don't let them get too close!
- Avoid the blasts!
- They bite!
- Please get in line little ones!
- The rebel is not your friend!
- Robot-on-robot violence will not be tolerated.
- Agents of Doom!
- How dare you betray the Emperor!
- You are on the wrong team, little bots!
- Explosions imminent!
(Sometimes when attacked with the Bouncer.)
- Nefarious Trooper
- Watch the rebel's explosives!
- Watch for Bouncers, Troopers!
- Prepare for detonations!
- Bouncers on the field!
(Sometimes when attacked with the Bombardier.)
- Nefarious Trooper
- How cowardly!
- Aerial bombs incoming!
(Sometimes when attacked with the Headhunter.)
- Nefarious Trooper
- Do not lose your heads, friends!
- Close in on them!
- Sniper fire!
- The Lombax is firing on us!
- Long range weapon spotted!
- Rebel sniper!
- Duck, friends!
- We are in the rebel's sights!
- Find cover, friends!
- Rebel fire incoming!
- Sniper rifle spotted!
- Relinquish the rifle, Lombax!
Nefarious Juggernaut
(Sometimes upon encountering Ratchet or Rivet.)
- Nefarious Juggernaut
- Halt rebel agitator!
- I spot a tiny rebel!
(Sometimes when sitting idle.)
- Nefarious Juggernaut
- I must find a defector to punish soon. The Emperor's quotas are quite grueling...
(Sometimes upon firing it's laser.)
- Nefarious Juggernaut
- Laser sweep commencing!
- Firing laser now. Smile! (laughs)
- Your existence is no longer permitted, rebel!
- Say "all hail the Emperor". Say it!
- Enjoy this deadly laser, rebel!
- Resistance is not permitted!
- Death ray activated!
- Prepare for incineration!
- Bow to the Emperor's will!
- Give up while you still can, Lombax!
(Sometimes when its laser is dodged.)
- Nefarious Juggernaut
- You were lucky this time!
(Sometimes upon firing its missiles.)
- Nefarious Juggernaut
- This will put you in your place!
- I have you now!
- Quashing the agitator!
- You have nowhere to run!
- Missile systems engaged! Good luck.
- Rocket barrage commencing. Enjoy!
- Special delivery from the Emperor!
- Prepare to be ameliorated!
(Sometimes upon performing it's leap attack.)
- Nefarious Juggernaut
- I am closing in on you, rebel!
- Prepare for the Emperor's glorious embrace!
(Sometimes upon being paralyzed.)
- Nefarious Juggernaut
- My gears... are seizing!
- I can not move!
(Sometimes after taking damage.)
- Nefarious Juggernaut
- I have felt worse!
- I do not appreciate resistance, lombax!
- Do not try that again, rebel!
- Pain will not deter me!
- You will regret this insolence, rebel!
- The Emperor will hear of this!
(Upon defeating Ratchet or Rivet.)
- Nefarious Juggernaut
- Another dissenter eliminated!
Space pirates
(Sometimes upon encountering Ratchet or Rivet.)
- Pirate
- We've got 'em flanked fore and aft!
- Blunderbuss on deck!
- Firin' on the landlubber!
- Prepare for a broadside!
- Dodge this, yellowbelly!
- Taking a shot!
- Harr, looky here! An intruder is near!
- Ye won't get away this time!
- Firing now!
- Put 'em to the sword!
- It's time for ye to quit!
- Ye got the spine of a jellyfish!
- You're about to make my day!
- Drown this scallywag!
- Have at thee, landlubber!
- Execute this scurvy dog!
- Close in on 'em!
- 'Twill be your end, landlubber!
- Ha, ye be in for it now!
- Show 'em what for!
- All hands on deck!
- Yer booty's ours!
- Prepare to meet your fate!
- The briny depths await ye!
- Let's sink this bilge rat!
- You'll be walking the plank soon!
- You're done for!
- I got 'em in me crosshairs!
- Got 'em in me sights!
- I'm locked on to ye!
- Fire in the hole!
- Don't ye move!
- Here I come, rapscallion!
- I see the fear in yer eyes!
- Wipe'em out!
- What's that in sight? A foe?!
(Sometimes upon landing a hit.)
- Pirate
- They can't take much more!
- We're just getting started!
- Ye won't get away this time.
- Ha! I got ye now!
- How'd ye like that!?
- Aww. Need a bandage, do ya?
- C'mon mateys! Just a few more shots!
- I landed a hit!
- The scoundrel's hurt!
- Hahaharrrr! Felt that one, did ye?!
- 'Twon't be long now!
- Too easy!
- That was too easy!
- Say hello to the fishies for me!
- Aw, did that hurt?
(Sometimes after taking damage.)
- Pirate
- No pain, no gain!
- Need more than that to take me down!
- You'll need more than that to sink me, matey!
- Lucky shot!
- Oof! That one hurt!
- You'll be sorry for that one!
- Yarrr, lucky hit!
- Yarrr, I be hit!
- I be hurtin', mateys!
- Agh, try that again! I dare ye!
- A fine blow indeed!
- That shook me timbers!
- 'Twas a lucky shot!
- Arrr, ye dare?!
(Sometimes after blocking damage with a shield.)
- Pirate
- Keep tryin', bilge rat!
- You won't be hittin' me so easy, lombax!
- Ha! Nice try!
- That all ya got?
(Sometimes after being attacked by Mr. Fungi.)
- Pirate
- Knock it off, toadstool!
- The mushroom won't shut up!
- 'Tis a funny looking thing!
- Fungus on deck!
(Sometimes when attacked with the Enforcer.)
- Pirate
- Look at the spread on that thing!
(Sometimes when attacked with the Topiary Sprinkler.)
- Pirate
- They turned me into a shrub!
(Sometimes when attacked with the Negatron Collider.)
- Pirate
- Enemy cannon on deck!
- Avoid the stream!
- The swab's got a hand-cannon!
(Sometimes when attacked with the Ricochet.)
- Pirate
- Watch that Ricochet!
(Sometimes when attacked with the Drillhound.)
- Pirate
- Land-shark heading this way!
- Drillhound approachin'!
(Sometimes when attacked with the Lightning Rod.)
- Pirate
- That one stung!
- A wee shock don't scare me!
(Sometimes when attacked with the Cold Snap.)
- Pirate
- I'm chilled... to the bone!
Marauder
(Sometimes during battle.)
- Marauder
- Train ye eyes this way, mates!
- I ain't accepting surrender!
- I'll be out of here soon!
- Bombs ahoy!
(Sometimes after taking damage.)
- Marauder
- Argh! I'll make you pay for that!
- Ha! You gotta do better than that!
- That won't happen again!
Mr. Fungi
(Sometimes upon deploying Mr. Fungi.)
- Mr. Fungi
- Oh, we're gonna have fun!
- The fun never stops... the fun never stops.
- No guns, only puns!
- Mr. Fungi loves having fun even when he doesn't want to!
- It's me, Mr. Fungi! And I'm here to blow this party up!
- Let's have some fun.
- It's time for this fungus to start up this... rumpus and...
- I was still on break, but okay!
- I hate you all.
- The fun never stops! The fun never stops!
- Again? I mean, "hey! Let's jam, jam, jam it up!"
- The fun never stops! The fun never stops...
- Ms. Fungal
- Did someone say the F word?
(Sometimes while Mr. Fungi is following Ratchet or Rivet idly.)
- Mr. Fungi
- Shraboom!
- I love my job...
(Sometimes while Mr. Fungi is attacking.)
- Mr. Fungi
- Enjoy.
- Do I need to say something?
- Fuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnn.
- Am I growing on you yet?
- Fun, fun, fun!
- Don't make me chase you.
- Take this fun! Take it!
- I'm fun... you're done!
- Please don't move!
- Ms. Fungal
- Oh yeah, oh yeahhhhh!
- Pew pew! Pew pew pew pew pew pew!
- Have some fun, it's good for ya!
(Sometimes while Mr. Fungi is attacking Goons-4-Less.)
- Mr. Fungi
- Piece of advice: you dudes should charge more.
(Sometimes while Mr. Fungi is attacking Nefarious Troopers.)
- Mr. Fungi
- Enough about the Emperor!
- The Emperor still owes me money!
- I can do an affected voice too!
- If the Emperor wants to hire me, he can ask me himself!
(Sometimes while Mr. Fungi is attacking space pirates.)
- Mr. Fungi
- Arrrrr we havin' fun yet?
- Fungi has come for ye!
- Business be shroomin'!
(Sometimes when Mr. Fungi quits.)
- Mr. Fungi
- I need to lie down.
- Sweet release!
- That's enough fun for one day.
- I'm done!
- Mr. Fungi needs a time out.
Other
(Sometimes upon reaching low health as Ratchet.)
- Ratchet
- Can't take much more of this!
- Need some nanotech...
- Not gonna lie... that one hurt!
(Sometimes upon taking damage as Ratchet.)
- Ratchet
- Back off!
(Sometimes upon reaching low health as Rivet.)
- Rivet
- Gotta heal up.
- Need to find some nanotech.
- Gotta patch up.
(Sometimes upon taking damage as Rivet.)
- Rivet
- Payback's comin'!
- Ugh, singed fur!
- That'll leave another cool scar!
- Gotta be more careful.
- Hey! Lay off!
(Sometimes upon reaching low health when Clank is present.)
- Clank
- Are you alright?
- You are in need of nanotech.
- Best to avoid hits like that.
- Be careful!
- There must be nanotech somewhere.
- You have taken a hit.
- We must keep our eyes open for nanotech.
- That looked rather painful.
- You are looking worse for wear.
- Attempt to avoid injury going forward.
(Sometimes upon finding a collectible as Ratchet.)
- Ratchet
- Great find!
- Woah!
(Sometimes upon finding a collectible as Rivet.)
- Rivet
- So cool!
- So shiny...
- Yes!
- Wow!
- Hello, gorgeous.
(Sometimes upon finding a collectible when Clank is present.)
- Clank
- This was quite well hidden.
- Where are you going to put that?