Ratchet & Clank Wiki:Bulletin board/Tools of Destruction unused dialogue

Tools of Destruction unused dialogue comprises verbal transcriptions of unused dialogue files findable on the discs of Ratchet and Clank games.

Notes

Because the dialogue was unused, it is impossible to ascertain the would-be triggers, therefore they are not indicated. Instead, they are listed by order of length, and categorized under the character who speaks the line.

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Ardolis[]

Space Pirates

Ah, I couldn't help it! No one can open it! And I ain't never heard of no vaporizing room either. But how else do ye make an entire planet of cragmites disappear?
There's the thief. Get him!
Lombax! Keep him away from the equipment!

Cobalia[]

Smuggler

Well, you done real good, friend! Tell you what- here's a little somethin' extra for your trouble. Now let's vamoose.
Pleasure doin' business with ya! You be sure and drop by next time you have souls to sell.

Device grummel

Not a chance, slick!
Your wallet's a bit light, slick! This much rythm comes at a price!
Do we have numbskull tattooed to our foreheads?!
No way!
What are you trying to pull, slick?

Reepor[]

Tachyon Robot

Security shield deactivated.
Your escape hatch is ajar.

Soldier: Dropships are inbound! Do not let the rebels prime the cannons.

Cronk

Haha! Did you see that! (laughs) All right, rook- your turn.
Get in there, rook! My warranty doesn't cover jack squat!
I have no clue what that means but roger that!

Talwyn Apogee

That was amazing! I'm glad you came to Polaris, Ratchet. This galaxy could have used you years ago.
Zephyr, hack that turret!
Look out, it's a Tachyon dropship!
Ratchet, come in. I'm headed to your location but it looks like Tachyon sent in his entire army! I'll be there as soon as I can.

Zephyr

I've got multiple readings all with enemy signatures!
Cronk! Cronk old buddy, look! Haha, I think we're winning!

Fastoon[]

Zoni: You will need a Zoni to guide you through the cave! Call on us and we shall come to your aid.

Ratchet

All right. I knew that.
The life of what now?

Fastoon return[]

Talwyn Apogee: It's an ambush. Take cover!

Zephyr: Oh! (laughs) I feel alive! Rookie! It does this bot's ticker good to fight with a lombax again!

Drophyd: Mangle the war bots!

HelpDesk[]

HelpDesk

You can see what devices you're carrying by viewing the devices screen. Press the start button, then select devices from the pause menu.
Plasma Beasts are synthetic organisms that provide additional defense for you and your loved ones. Once discharged, they will lie dormant until an enemy comes in close proximity.
Press and hold the fire button to lock onto enemy targets, then let go to launch Predator Rockets.
Confuzzler Gas will confuse your enemies into attacking each other instead of you.
Double tap the R1 button to propel yourself forward using your new charge boots.
When electrified, you can damage enemies simply by touching them.
Cloaking will make you temporarily invisible to enemies. Please note that cloaking is prohibited in locker rooms and slumber parties.
When chromed, non-electrical enemies cannot harm you.
The overdrive power-up allows you to deal massive damage to enemies.
The plasma shield puts up a temporary barrier that blocks enemy attacks.
Special combat devices can be purchased from your friendly neighborhood grummel! Be sure to tell them Gadgetron sent you for a discount on Groovitrons.
Very good, customer 91802! You're now approximately 8.379 percent less likely to die in combat.
Congratulations, customer 91802! You are now re-certified for intergalactic combat. We at Gadgetron appreciate your business and wish you the best of luck in saving the universe!
The Gadgetron legal department would like to remind you that stylized violence should only be inflicted on hostile alien life forms and viral marketers.
At Gadgetron, a living customer is a paying customer. Let's go over just a few more ways to ensure a longer life.
Gadgetron acknowledges that this maneuver breaks the laws of physics and cheerfully invites you to suspend your disbelief.
The Gadgetron legal department would like to point out that while our products will make you jump higher and run faster, they will not make you more appealing to the opposite sex.
You can deal more damage with your wrench by executing a hyper-strike. Press the jump button followed by the square button.
To look around, use the right stick.
To enter look mode, press and hold the look button! You can then aim using the analog stick.
The Gadgetron PR department would like to remind you that discharging gelatonium in the homes of family and friends is considered rude.
Very good! At Gadgetron, gravity is your friend.
The Gadgetron legal department would like to point out that the force of gravity is not a Gadgetron invention. Should gravity ever fail, neither Gadgetron nor its subsidiaries may be held liable.
To glide, jump, then press and hold the jump button.
To access the weapons vendor, press the action button. Be sure to check back often for new weapons that become available.
To view your weapons, check out the weapons menu screen. Press the start button to access the menu.
The Groovitron creates auditory stimuli that temporarily mesmerizes your opponents. To throw a Groovitron, hold the action button, then tap the R1 button to scroll to the device Quick Select. Once you've selected the Groovitron, press the fire button to throw it.
You can upgrade your weapons using raritanium. Select the weapons upgrade node and press the X button to create the upgrade.
You do not have the proper equipment to use this launch pad.
Gadgetron has detected unknown robotic aviation hardware. Stand on the launch pad and press the action button to activate your aviation device.
Tilt the controller to fly using your Robo-Wings. Tilt forward to dive and back to swoop upwards. You can also fly straight by holding the controller level.
To gain altitude, flap your wings by pressing the jump button.
Use the left stick to fly using your Robo-Wings! Press the stick forward to dive and back to swoop upwards.
To swim faster, engage your Hydro-Pack by holding down the R1 button.
To dive underwater, press the square button. While swimming, you can return to the surface by pressing the X button or dive further by pressing the square button.
To steer during free fall, simply tilt your controller in the desired direction.
Use the left stick to steer while free falling.
Gadgetron encourages you to broaden your horizons by scouring the remains of your shattered civilization.
You've discovered a lombax flight component! Commence feeling good about yourself.
Only three components left. You are on fire today!
Your lombax spacecraft needs only one more part!
You must first purchase a Gyro-cycle before using this launcher. You can find one for sale in this spaceport.
You can steer the Gyro-cycle by tilting your controller in the desired direction. To stop rolling, simply hold the controller level.
You can steer the Gyro-cycle using the left stick. Let go of the stick to stop rolling.

Metropolis[]

Percival Tachyon

Attention troopers! The first to bring me the head of the lombax will win two tickets to the Imperial Fight Festival.
You can't hide, lombax! And running will only delay the inevitable! (laughs)
Attention citizens of Kerwan! Please remain calm during this period of transition. It will make it much easier for my drones to annihilate you!
You cannot outrun cragmite justice forever! You will pay for your crimes!
Attention citizens of Kerwan! Surrender the lombax and no one will be harmed.
Attention troopers! It has come to my attention that you have still not apprehended the lombax. Failure to complete this mission will result in your imminent death! Tonight, our cafeteria will be serving fried arachnids, crulled eel, and spiced cobbler.
Yes! Flee! Flee! Scurry for your pointless little life! Oh, I'd forgotten how cowardly your race was!

Qwark

This is a reminder to our noble amphibious tyrants that the Kerwan Historical Society has deemed Captain Qwark an intergalactic treasure! Destroy all who oppose you but please, spare me... him!
This is a reminder that the use of nuclear powered rocket sleds is prohibited within city limits. Violators will be subject to a 3,000 bolt fine and up to twenty days in a correctional facility!
Summertime boredom kicking in? Then toss the tykes into the air car and fly on down to Qwarkland! The qwarkiest place on Kerwan!
The skies belong to all of us! Make sure your air cars are balanced with new grav-thrusters and versabelts! A friendly reminder from Metropolis and me, Captain Qwark!
As honorary embassador of Kerwan, I would like to welcome our new amphibious rulers! Please help yourself to anything on the planet.
Forecast for today is 72 degrees, partly cloudy, with a slight chance of invasion.
Welcome to Kerwan! Home of the greatest abs in the galaxy! How do I know? Because they're attached to my godlike body!
Welcome to Metropolis! Where fantasy meets perfection in the form of me, Captain Qwark!
Welcome to Kerwan! A magical place smothered in tranquility, slathered in understanding, served with an extra helping of kindness, and topped off with a harmony cherery!
Welcome to Kerwan! Don't forget to visit our hall of jellies!
Looking to help the environment? Cut down on protoplasmic emissions by using our eco-friendly grav-trains! Now with nonstop to the beetlegrub rainforest!
All single females seeking refuge from this morning's invasion should immediately report to my personal quarteres at the Planetary Defense Center.
Anyone looking for tickets to the gun show- please stop by my post at the Planetary Defense Center. I'll be happy to direct you!

Soldier: Turn the city to dust! Leave nothing standing! Do not stop until the lombax is dead!

Mukow[]

Soldier: Still no sign of the lombax assaassin! The coward must be hiding somewhere.

Percival Tachyon: Welcome to Emperor Tachyon's 'Happy Time Fun Park and Death Camp'!

Kreeli Comet[]

Space Pirate: I got you fit for a peg leg, me lad!

Nundac Asteroid Ring[]

Smuggler: I knew I'd picked the right guy for the job! Keep goin'.

Rykan V[]

Smuggler: I'm sure you will, friend. Take care now.

Tachyon Robot

Attention, citizen. You are entering a restricted area. Return to your ship or face confinement in Zordoom Prison.
Attention citizens of Rykan V. Public use of this spaceport is suspended due to the ongoing search for the Lombax Secret. If you have information regarding it's whereabouts, please see a drophyd sentry for immediate interrogation and torture.

Talwyn Apogee: You did it! The anti-spacecraft fire has stopped! I'll land and meet you at the coordinates from the holo-map. And Ratchet... thanks for taking care of Cronk and Zeph. It looks like I underestimated you.

Cronk: Come in, rookie! We disabled the motion sensors so you should be able to navigate the refineries without alerting the troops! We'll rendezvous at the holo-map coordinates.

Sargasso[]

Talwyn Apogee

We just landed, but all the launch pads seem to be shut down. We're gonna have to find another way around. I'll keep you posted. Talwyn out.
Ratchet, you're gonna have to find something to turn those launch pads on. We're trying to find a-... did you see that? I thought I saw a Tachyon cruiser. Hold on, I'll get back to you.

Ublik Passage[]

Space Pirate

So I says to the lad- there ain't no way I'm paying ten quid for a modified nanotech dispersion cannon! Oh I tell ya, those grummels are the real pirates. They'll hornswaggel their own mums for an ounce a raritanium!
I hear that if it weren't for Chairman Drek them grummels would still have a planet to go home to! Them blarg were evil, even by our standards! Hm. I wonder what happened to him.

Rusty Pete: All right, lads! This next request comes from 'ol Davy Shacklethorn of the Magellum Nebula. This one's for you, Davy! (hic)

Romulus Slag: Attention! As a reminder that mutiny will not be tolerated. Tonight's dessert will be Broken Bob's gallbladder served on a raspberry sorbet! Yum, yum!

Voron Asteroid Belt[]

Rusty Pete: We picked up imperial ships in the area, Cap'n! We need to retreat to our secret hiding spot on Ardolis!

Romulus Slag

Avast, me hearties! This be Cap'n Slag. Surrender your booty or face the locker!
Curious vessel you got there, matey! Haven't seen one like that in many moons. Weren't swaggle it from a lombax, did ye?
Fool! It ain't secret if you broadcast it over the radio!
Cover your booty, mates! We'll be seeing you real soon.

Kortog[]

Soldier: Our sentries need reinforcements. Send in a cyclocannon to lock down the entrance!

Viceron[]

Soldier

Someone has disenganged the laser grids. Get them back online!
He hacked the bridge controls! Take him down before he reaches the prisoner.

Qwark

I'm back! Sorry to have deprived you of my leadership, Dead Meat. Press on!
Little FYI- by turning off the laser grids I may have tripped a silent alarm that gives away your position. Haha, nothing to fret about! The drophyds are actually quite friendly once you get to know 'em!
Dead Meat, this is Strongjaw. Thanks to my galactic associates and computer high techniess- I've managed to disengage the elevator's laser grids! You should have an easy trip back to the surface.

Talwyn Apogee: Come on! This way!