Qwark

Copernicus Leslie Qwark, or Captain Qwark, who had also gone under many aliases, was a fraudulent "superhero" from the Solana Galaxy. At one point he attended the Kerwan learning annex. Although he was thought by most of the galactic populace to be a hero of the people, he was actually a greedy coward who would do anything, no matter how immoral, to get publicity or money (though since the end of Up Your Arsenal he had became much more moral despite being no less cowardly). He was also known to be somewhat stupid, and didn't realize when he was being tricked or used. He wore green tights with a blue stripe down the middle and a blue and black atom with a lightning bolt that vaguely resembled the letter Q. He also wore a yellow belt on his waist and had an antenna on his head. Initially, Qwark was portrayed as the greatest hero of all time, however, he was nothing more than a "pretty-boy," endorsement fiend who received credit for acts of bravery that he had nothing to do with. He was known to double-cross his allies and work with short villains, serving both Chairman Drek and Emperor Tachyon.

Ratchet & Clank
In Ratchet & Clank, Qwark was first seen on a poster in Ratchet's Garage and Ratchet mentioned that he was on the radio every week. As Ratchet and Clank flew away from Veldin, Drek was commanding a shadowy figure (Qwark) to "take care" of the two. Qwark had also recorded an Infobot commercial for Al's Roboshack (in which he did not let Al get a word in). Also in the advert he was seen 'fighting' his pet Blargian Snagglebeast with a defective weapon.

When Ratchet and Clank went to Metropolis they found a Qwark-Bot introducing his Qwark Training Course. They then met Helga who claimed that Qwark knows about them. When the two won the Hoverboard Race at Blackwater City, Qwark appeared on a screen awarding the prize to Ratchet (although it was probably a recording, as a computer voice said the names). The two also met Qwark in person here, in his trailer after bribing his Bouncer. Qwark explained that he knows who they were and that he knew about Drek's plans. He then gave Ratchet an Infobot for his HQ on planet Umbris.

In the infobot Qwark explained his training course and got tongue-twisted. The two arrived and Qwark met them in his helicopter with a mega-phone telling the pair they had to complete his training course. The two completed the course and Qwark was waiting for them and tricks them into stepping onto a trap door, depositing them in the Blargian Snagglebeast's pit, where Qwark revealed his plans: He was the spokesman for Drek's new planet and he didn't want Ratchet and Clank getting in the way.

Unfortunatly for him they survived and escaped, much to Drek's dismay. The next time we see Qwark, Drek wanted him to confront Ratchet and Clank. Drek led him to his personal shuttle and Qwark thought it was a photoshoot, but Drek told him he had to take the shuttle (which was as small as Drek) and to use Drek's Starfighter at the Gemlik Base. He made him use it as Drek claimed Qwark was too washed up for ground combat.

Qwark fired mines and torpedos at Ratchet and made confident taunting comments to Ratchet. Eventually Ratchet defeated Qwark, shooting him down to planet Oltanis. Qwark apparently took a job selling Gadgetron gadgets under the name of "Steve McQwark" (although he didn't wear a disguise so it was obvious it was him). He met Ratchet on Oltanis and Qwark pretended he never met him before, but nearly gave away his identity when he said "Qwarktastic". He sold Ratchet the PDA.

Qwark was later in a commercial advertising the Personal Hygienator, he demonstrated its uses which were apparently quite gruesome.



Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando
In Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando, Qwark didn't appear very often, but he was very much in the plot. He was first seen him in the Behind the Hero series in which it claimed that after Qwark was humiliated by Ratchet and Clank he started selling defective gadgets which he claimed were Gadgetron products. The authorities were then alerted to Qwark's scam and he was taken to court.

In court he was ordered to pay 6,000,000,000 bolts to everyone suffering from Personal Hygienator Syndrome, but then he tried flee to Pokitaru. He was found and placed in jail, but he escaped by flushing himself down the toilet. There were then many speculations about what happened to him since he escaped.

Near the end of the game the Female Infobot showed Ratchet and Clank a clip of Qwark pretending to be "Steve McQwark" (and now wearing a fake pink moustache) selling another Personal Hygienator and claiming that he now had enough to finance the return of Captain Qwark and claimed he was going to save the Bogon Galaxy from the Protopet menace. It was then revealed that he had been disguised as Mr. Fizzwidget all this time.

He then went live on TV and claimed that the Protopet outbreak was Ratchet, Clank and Angela's fault and he tried to fix the Protopets Monstrosity using Angela's Helix-O-Morph, but it went wrong and turned the protopet into a giant mutant which swallowed Qwark whole. The others then fought it and defeated it making it spit out Qwark and the Helix-O-Morph. It then turned out that the Helix-O-Morph's batteries were in backwards, making Qwark say a very innocent "Oops".

After everything was fixed he took up a job at Megacorp working as a test dummy. He was shown talking to other Test-Bots and then being called in for a Crotchitizer testing. He was then strapped onto the wall and he asked the test-bots if they tested it and remembered why he was there. The game ended with the Crotchitizer going towards Qwark and him screaming in pain.

Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal
In Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal, a glimpse looking like Qwark was first seen on Nature's Mysteries telling the story of the Florana Tree Beast and someone claimed that it ran through their campsite butt naked. When Ratchet and Clank arrived at Florana looking for the "Tree Beast" they found it with a mask on his costume torn in some places and what appeared to be a tattoo down his left shoulder. He then made Ratchet and Clank go down the "Path of Death" which was a obstacle course.

Once they completed it Ratchet and Clank tried to get answer out of it and Ratchet claimed "this guy is as stupid as..." Then Skrunch the monkey on his shoulder pulled its mask of revealing its face to Clank who realised who the beast really was finishing Ratchet's sentence by gasping "Captain Qwark". Qwark had apparently gone mad and forgotten everything. Qwark attacked them and Ratchet and Clank defeated him making him think Ratchet was the "Tree Beast" as Qwark's mask fell on Ratchet's face. The four then squeezed into Ratchet's ship and were told to go to the Starship Phoenix.

When they arrived Qwark and Skrunch got put in a cage. Later on Ratchet and Clank returned from a mission with a Qwark vid-comic and played it. This jolted Qwark's memory and he had a flashback and suddenly turned back into his self obsessed character and claiming that this cage was a rubbish dressing room not fit for a pig. While Ratchet and Clank were away on a mission, Qwark took control of the Starship Phoenix from Captain Sasha, as he had faced Dr. Nefarious before and assembled the Q-Force.

When Ratchet and Clank returned Qwark introduced them to the Q-Force which consisted of Captain Qwark, Skrunch, Al, Skid McMarx, Helga, Sasha, Ratchet, and Clank. He then set up a new mission for Ratchet and Clank and showed them a crayon drawn plan on lined paper explaining that he would humbly step aside for this mission and let Ratchet and Clank take it. It was to Aquatos and Dr. Nefarious' Deep Sea Base. Qwark then took up a place in the main seat of the Phoenix Control Room. When Ratchet and Clank returned Qwark had another mission for them as he wanted them to go to Tyhrranosis and showed the plan. When Ratchet asked what the others will be doing Qwark explained they would be thinking of him, but then tells Helga they would be in the Lunch Cafe on deck five because it was meatloaf day.

Throughout the game, Qwark also used the intercom frequently, warning Ratchet to change into his "Regulation Green Q-Force Tights" before he wrote the lombax up for a dress-code violation, activating the Phoenix's auto-destruct sequence, and congratulating Skrunch on his promotion to Chief Science Officer over Al.

Ratchet and Clank went on to defeat the Momma Thyrranoid on Tyhrranosis and Qwark arrived just in time as Darla Gratch turned up for an interview and Qwark took the credit and claimed he couldn't do it without his "iron hard" abs. Later on Clank was kidnapped and replaced by Klunk who told them that Nefarious was at the Zeldrin Starport. So Ratchet, Klunk, Qwark and Skrunch went to the starport and got into a shuttle to go to Nefarious' ship which was refueling. After a comically disastrous short journey to the ship they arrived.

Qwark claimed that another of his brilliant schemes had worked. The four then found Nefarious who had tricked them and started the self-destruct sequence and teleported out. While Ratchet, Klunk and Skrunch started to escape Qwark ran to where Nefarious was, claiming he saw something and he would meet them back at the shuttle. The three made it to the shuttle were Ratchet sat patiently waiting for Qwark when Klunk started the ship leaving Qwark behind as there was "no time left". The cruiser then crashed on planet Zeldrin, apparently killing Qwark.

When Ratchet, Klunk and Skrunch returned the Q-Force gave Qwark a memorial service and Helga claimed they would frolic in the obstacle course. When it came to Ratchet all he could say was he was really tall and he had a chin shaped like a butt. The President offered his touching condolences, with Klunk writing it off as a load of bullsh-. Later on Ratchet, Clank, who had been rescued by Ratchet, and Skrunch went to the Crash Site on Planet Zeldrin to look for what Qwark went back for. The three then found an escape shuttle with a data disk and Clank found a message from Qwark dressed as a woman and asking for a taxi and promising more bolts to keep it secret. He also asked the Taxi Driver if he had replacement batteries for a pocket Crotchitizer.

When the three returned to the Phoenix they decided not to tell the Q-Force and were suspicious of Qwark as they recalled his alliance with Chairman Drek and the Protopet menace. Later on Al found a secret Vid-comic in Qwark's quarters and Ratchet played it. It showed Qwarks Secret HQ on Thran Asteroid. So Ratchet, Clank and Skrunch traveled there and after battling through waves of Qwark-Bots they found Qwark.

Qwark was in his bedroom and dressed in his pajamas. Skrunch went to Qwark first and Qwark asked how Skrunch found him. Ratchet and Clank then arrived and Qwark explained that he ran away as he could of died and he claimed the universe could not live without Captain Qwark. Ratchet walked away claiming Qwark was pathetic and Clank stopped and told Qwark he could be the hero he always wanted to be if he helped them defeat Nefarious. After they left Qwark looked over to his costume considering what Clank said.

Later on Ratchet and Clank confronted Nefarious and he got into his Biobliterator which turned into a massive robot. Qwark came screaming in on his shuttle resulting in a team-up between him and the two, who boarded a nearby Hovership. Ratchet, Clank, and Qwark eventually defeated Nefarious and Qwark was very much redeemed after his previous actions. Qwark was present at the premiere of the new Secret Agent Clank movie with Skrunch.

Vid-comics
Qwark was also featured in the Qwark Vid-comics which during his early adventures:


 * Vid-Comic 1 - Booty is in the Eye of the Beholder
 * Vid-Comic 2 - Arriba Amoeba
 * Vid-Comic 3 - Shadow of the Robot
 * Vid-Comic 4 - Deja Q All Over Again
 * Vid-Comic 5 - The Shaming of the Q
 * Unreleased Vidcomic

Ratchet: Deadlocked
In Ratchet: Deadlocked, Qwark was not featured at. However, he did made a cameo appearance near the end. He assured Ratchet that there had been no kidnapping of heroes since nobody had came to kidnap him. According to the epilogue, he was still living in blissful ignorance with his monkey friend.

Ratchet & Clank: Size Matters
In Ratchet & Clank: Size Matters, Qwark was first seen on Pokitaru while Ratchet and Clank were talking to Luna he was hiding behind a newspaper and wearing a hat. Clank then noticed him and tricked him by saying he was here to follow Ratchet and Clank around to be part of their latest adventure and Qwark blurted out that's why he was there too.

Clank then asked if he had anywhere else to be like with his family, Qwark began to cry when Ratchet came in and commented on Qwark's hat while he was crying so Ratchet thought he offended him. Qwark then explained he never knew his family and he was adopted by monkeys on Florana.

Then Luna was kidnapped so Ratchet and Clank went after her with Qwark in tow. The two made it to a landing pad to see Luna being taken away while Qwark made it up out of breath claiming that was quite a jog. He then spotted the Technomite Artifact that Clank was holding and got very excited claiming he had heard of the Technomites. Ratchet and Clank went to Ryllus and told Qwark to leave them alone.

What they didn't know was Qwark had grabbed the back of their ship and went to Ryllus with them. When they landed Qwark fell off the ship. While Ratchet and Clank were deciding where to go Qwark was leaning against their ship and told them they should go that way that he was pointing to. After annoying Ratchet he claimed he could help them as he had been to Ryllus before. Ratchet agreed and Qwark asked what was in it for him and Ratchet told him he could the ships computer to find his family tree.

So Qwark started looking on the computer and Ratchet asked him where to go and Qwark said in the big building as everything seems to be in the big buildings. The three then went to Kalidon and as soon as they landed Qwark squeezed out of the ship screaming that he found his parents on a website called faux-family.com which Clank thought was a bit odd. Qwark then ran off into the Technomite factory to find his dad wishing good luck to Ratchet and Clank on their adventure.

Later on when Ratchet and Clank were about to leave Challax looking for Emperor Otto Destruct when they found Qwark who told them by there ship. He was extremely excited and was to tell Ratchet and Clank that his father was "the leader of the..." when Ratchet cut him off and flew away leaving Qwark looking sad. Later on Quodrona Ratchet and Clank had fought Ratchet Clones when Qwark appeared huge as Ratchet and Clank had used the Shrink Ray to turn small to find Otto Destruct, and called Otto papa.

Otto then ordered him to get Ratchet and Clank so he grabbed them and Otto took Ratchet's Shrink Ray and shrunk Qwark and made himself big. Qwark then questioned why he did this and Otto claimed that he had to take care of Qwark's "playmates". After a fight between Giant Clank and a massive Otto, Qwark turned up on Otto's foot asking for a piggy back ride. Otto then tried make Qwark smaller with the Shrink Ray but accidentally hit himself. Ratchet and Clank then fought Otto and defeated him.

Skrunch then turned up with an old newspaper showing Qwark's real parents who Clank identified were once great heroes and were killed by defective Technomite technology. Ratchet then made Qwark normal size. When Qwark saw this he went berserk claiming Otto used Qwark for his own selfish needs. So he put Otto in Otto's Intelligence Machine and wanted to put his mind into Otto's claiming that Otto was going to get the opposite of intelligence and was about to press the button when Ratchet, Clank and Otto tried to talk him out of it, but he didn't care.

So Otto shrunk Qwark, so he wouldn't fit in the machine, with the Shrink Ray while Skrunch jumped into the machine and Ratchet, trying to get the Shrink Ray back, fell onto the button, giving Otto the intelligence of a monkey. Ratchet, Clank and a tiny Qwark flew away.

Later the three appeared in Clank's Apartment and Qwark was explaining one of his "heroic deeds" on Oceana 8 to three Battle Ratchets who ran away unimpressed. Ratchet then claimed that "Qwark may be small but his ego is still big".

His appearance in the next game showed that he was returned to normal size.

Secret Agent Clank
In Secret Agent Clank, Qwark was traveling with a biographer and making up stories, that were not true of course, because he really was following Clank to steal his glory by making everyone think he saved them. He made up stories from fighting a giant robot lizard to matching wits with the Jack of all trades, singing in an opera house, rescuing space nuns and fighting wild western Cactus Beasts. There was also a scene where he took off his clothes leaving his trunks on and jumping in the dam's water on Hydrano. After Clank defeated Klunk, Qwark showed up with just his swimming trunks startled to see that Clank was in there. When Qwark took the Eye of infinity out of the laser Clank asked where it was and he said "eeeh boom" but didn't fool Clank and then Qwark gave him the eye. When B.A.R.N.E.Y told Qwark the evil plan he then tried to destroy him only to made him tranform into an Ultra-Mech and Clank showed up just in time to save him.

Ratchet & Clank Future: Tools of Destruction
In Ratchet & Clank Future: Tools of Destruction, Qwark appeared on the opening giving a distress call to Ratchet & Clank telling them he was under attack by a few thousand heavily armed robotic commandos that were attacking Metropolis. The duo headed for the defense centre fighting the attack along the way. When they got there they listened to his answer machine and then got attacked by Emperor Percival Tachyon's army of Drophyds. Later when the duo were exploring Fastoon they received a Holo-vite from Qwark using an alias. When Ratchet repaired Aphelion he then asked her if she will play it for them. Qwark then told about the Imperial Fight Festival. When Ratchet and Clank got to Mukow they met Qwark at the arena where he gave Ratchet a disguise. After Ratchet beat the arena challenges Qwark congratulated the duo and told them they remind of him when he was a young fighter. Ratchet asked Qwark to tell him why he was working for Tachyon. Qwark told him its just a little thing he liked to call saving the universe. He then made up a pathetic story about what he did back on Kerwan.

Later on Sargasso after talking to the Plumber Qwark contacted them asking where they had been and told that he needed them at the arena right away. After beating the next IFF challenges Qwark congratulated them and pretended they were strangers giving Ratchet the Holo-Pirate Disguise and Clank a new copy of his exercise book, Body By Qwark. He gave them an Infobot he found in Tachyon's underwear drawer and they watched a show about IRIS on the Polaris Compendium of Historical Importantness. After a while the duo headed to Zordoom Prison when Clank was trying to convince Ratchet that the Dimensionator must be destroyed Qwark asked if he called at a bad time and showed the duo a pathetic drawing of Zordoom Prison and said to infiltrate it. According to Qwark Ratchet, codenamed "dead meat", must go on the grind rail of certain death, traverse the walkway of tortured souls and ascend into the mouth of the jellied jackyl while fighting Zombie Ninja Panda Bears. After they got out of the prison Qwark contacted Ratchet telling him he managed to steal coordinates to Kerchu City right off of Tachyon's personal computer. Later after the duo defeated Captain Slag on the Ublik Passage Qwark came and took the Dimensionator telling them that he was showing the universe that he's a superhero and said he was going to hurl the Dimensionator into a black hole. Later on Reepor, he was seen pinned down by Tachyon who threatened and insulted him he will take care of his deceitfulness later and calling him a half wit when he said another stupid thing. Meanwhile in Meridian City when the duo were fighting off the Cragmite attack Qwark sended multiple distress calls to Ratchet and Clank telling them that he was being held by Tachyon. When they released him he acted like a failure as he said "I don't deserve these rock hard abs, these chiseled features, these impeccable glutes and bulbous buttocks! I'm no super hero I'm captain Qwark no more.". Ratchet then told him to get a hold of himself. After Ratchet had defeated Tachyon, Rusty Pete tried to teach Qwark to speak like a pirate but did it pathetically of course making Pete say how did you ever become the captain of anything, then he tried it one more time and Pete said "I'm gonna need more grog". At the end Clank was taken by the Zoni and Qwark fell into a deep sadness along with and everybody else as they were all wondering what would happen to Clank.

Ratchet & Clank Future: Quest for Booty
In Ratchet & Clank Future: Quest for Booty, Qwark was not featured at all not even in a cameo but underwater at the beach on Hoolefar Island a golden statue of him could be found semi-buried along with some copies of his book, Body By Qwark.

Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Time
Qwark will return in Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Time, and have more screen time than any previous game.

Aliases

 * Steve McQwark
 * Stefan Qwarkanopolus
 * Finnegan O'Qwarksalot
 * Walter Qwarkowski
 * Herschel Qwarkenstein
 * John Guincy Qwark
 * Lucius Von Qwark
 * Shirley Biggums
 * Florana Tree Beast
 * Strong Jaw
 * Abercrombie Fizzwidget

Titles

 * Captain Qwark

Other

 * Subject 23A

Species
Qwark's species were unknown. However many people have suggested species' and there is ongoing speculation about what planet or race he originated from. In the first Ratchet & Clank game, he was thought to be Blarg, due to the fact his nose was barely visible and had a similar figure to the Blarg Commanders and other enemies. This remained unlikely, becuase his eyes did not glow, and in Ratchet & Clank: Tools of Destruction his image was updated to prove he had a nose. It's more popularily thought he was Human, but since Qwark had an antenna and Ratchet had never come across any Humans and he was around 12 feet it is also unlikely. He also had three fingers on each hand, which humans do not have - however it could simply be an alteration due to the time period the series is based in.

Trivia

 * It is possible that Qwark's name could be inspired by Star Trek character Quark. Both characters also share a propensity for shady alliances and trafficking in questionable merchendise.
 * Another possibility is that the name Captain Qwark is a tongue-in-cheek play on Captain James Tiberius Kirk, who is also from the "Star Trek" mythos. Both characters are known for their larger than life reputations, saving the galaxy (Although Kirk actually earned his rep.) and heroic, square jawlines.
 * In Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal, while aboard the Starship Phoenix's bridge, at one point, Qwark asks one of the Q Force members to call his mother, saying "Call my mother and tell her I've finally gotten a real job." However, it is mentioned in Ratchet & Clank: Size Matters that Qwark's real parents were killed by defective Technomite technology. Qwark only knew this in Size Matters. However, this made sense, because in Up your Arsenal Qwark didn't know his parents were dead.
 * In Ratchet: Deadlocked, there is an unlockable cheat called Kill Qwark!, which turns DZ Strikers into Qwark-looking robots.
 * Qwark owned his own channel that featured shows that starred him. Because of the name of the the channel, it may mean that he has more than one channel.
 * At the end of about every game in the Ratchet & Clank Series, Qwark appears or have a cameo in.

Appearances

 * Ratchet & Clank
 * Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando
 * Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal
 * Ratchet: Deadlocked (Cameo)
 * Ratchet & Clank: Size Matters
 * Secret Agent Clank
 * Ratchet & Clank Future: Tools of Destruction
 * Ratchet & Clank Future: Quest for Booty (A statue of Qwark only)
 * Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack in Time