Size Matters script

Size Matters script comprises the full verbal transcript of Size Matters.


 * Notes:
 * Menu transcriptions are found on Size Matters menu transcript.
 * Some scenes are interspersed within a mission, or are otherwise related, therefore some scenes may be placed non-chronologically but instead prior to or after their respective mission section.
 * Some in-game dialogue is not included in their respective sections if they are not unique to said section. These lines will be placed together in a single section in the &sect; Miscellaneous section.
 * However, some dialogue is triggered only once upon introduction, despite technically being able to be triggered elsewhere if the introduction happened there. In these cases, the dialogue is placed in the earliest possible section.

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Introduction
Clank: Hmm. (chuckles)

Ratchet: Ahhhh, much better. The sun is murder today.

Ratchet: I swear, Clank. I'm done with all that hero stuff. Let somebody else save the Universe. (yawns) I need a little me time.

Clank: If there is trouble then it is our duty to ensure that-..

Ratchet: (snores)

Ratchet: What'd ya do that for?!

Ratchet: Whoa, whoa. What are you doing?

Luna: I'm taking pictures for my school project. I'm doing a report on heroes and I recognized you from the newspaper. You're Ratchet, right?

Ratchet: Well, I see you have a knack for recognizing greatness.

Luna: I was wondering if it would be possible to get some pictures of you doing some heroic action?

Ratchet: Well, I would but there's really not much heroic work to do around here. Oh, I can lift Clank over my head though, how about that?

Luna: I was thinking you could maybe you could fight some robots or something. I know where you could find some.

Ratchet: I do have a massage scheduled in fifteen minutes but.. aw, what the heck! I could use a bit of exercise! Come on, buddy. Let's put on a good show for our little reporter here.

Clank: I am going to regret this!

Fight some robots (gameplay)
(Upon approaching the short wall on PSP.) HelpDesk (on-screen): Press the L button and the R button at the same time to crouch. Press while crouching to do a high jump.

Luna: Press the L button and the R button at the same time to crouch. Press X while crouching to do a high jump.

(On PS2.) HelpDesk (on-screen): Press and hold the R1 button to crouch. Press while crouching to do a high jump.

Luna: Press and hold the R1 button to crouch. Press X while crouching to do a high jump.

(Upon approaching a wide gap on PSP.) HelpDesk (on-screen): Press the L button and the R button and while running to do a long jump.

Luna: Press the L button, and the R button, and the X button while running to do a long jump.

(On PS2.) HelpDesk (on-screen): Press the R1 button and while running to do a long jump.

Luna: Press the R1 button and X while running to do a long jump.

(Upon approaching the door with a target on it on PSP.) HelpDesk (on-screen): Press the SELECT button to enter 1st person mode. Aim and fire at the target on the gate to open it.

Luna: Press the SELECT button to enter first person mode. Aim and fire at the target on the gate to open it.

(On PS2.) HelpDesk (on-screen): Press and hold the L1 button to enter 1st person mode. Aim and fire at the target on the gate to open it.

Luna: Press and hold the L1 button to enter first person mode. Aim and fire at the target on the gate to open it.

(Upon entering the open area after a waterfall with a group of crabs on PSP.) HelpDesk (on-screen): Press and hold to quick select another weapon. Try using the analog stick to select the Acid Bomb Glove.

Luna: Press and hold the triangle button to quick select another weapon. Try using the left analog stick to select the Acid Bomb Glove.

(On PS2.) HelpDesk (on-screen): Press and hold the to quick select another weapon. Try using the left analog stick to select the Acid Bomb Glove.

Luna: Press and hold the triangle button to quick select another weapon. Try using the left analog stick to select the Acid Bomb Glove.

(Upon running out of ammo.) HelpDesk (on-screen): If you need more ammunition, try purchasing it at a Gadgetron vendor!

HelpDesk: If you need more ammunition, try purchasing it at a Gadgetron vendor.

(Upon finding the Wildfire Body Armor.) On-screen: You have found the Wildfire Body Armor!

Abduction
Luna: Wow, that was super! I can't wait to show everyone the pictures!

Clank: Qwark?!

Qwark: Uh, Clank! What a coincidence. What're you doing here?

Clank: I am trailing Ratchet and Clank to see what they are doing so I can join in on their next adventure.

Qwark: Hey, that's what I'm doing! No, wait, I mean- I, I, uh..

Clank: Do you not have somewhere else to go? Home to your family perhaps?

Ratchet: Hey Qwark, nice hat!

Qwark: (cries)

Ratchet: Sorry, Qwark. What? Was that your mother's hat or something? Seriously dude, it's just a hat.

Qwark: It's not that. It's my mother and father. I never knew my family. I was given up for adoption as a baby and was raised by monkeys.

Ratchet: Okay. Uh, thanks for sharing.

Clank: Perhaps you should attempt to find your real parents.

Guard torso: There she is. Get her!

Ratchet: Well, looks like I'm going to be late for my massage. Let's go!

Rescue the girl! (gameplay)
(Upon approaching the gravity ramp.) HelpDesk (on-screen): You can run up magnetic surfaces using your gravity boots. Try walking up that wall!

HelpDesk: You can run up magnetic surfaces using your gravity boots. Try walking up that wall.

(Upon finding the Hyperborean Body Gloves in challenge mode.) On-screen: You have found the Hyperborean Gloves!

(Upon idling at the zip line.) HelpDesk (on-screen): Stand under the zip line and press to zip down to the platform below.

HelpDesk: Stand under the zip line and press the X button to zip down to the platform below.

(Upon entering a cave filled with robot control units on PSP.) HelpDesk (on-screen): Use the directional buttons to make Ratchet strafe in any direction!

HelpDesk: Use the directional buttons to make Ratchet strafe in any direction!

(On PS2.) HelpDesk (on-screen): Press and hold the L2 button or the R2 button to make Ratchet strafe in any direction!

(Upon finding the Wildfire Body Gloves.) On-screen: You have found the Wildfire Gloves!

(Upon the enemy ship approaching while riding the boat.) HelpDesk (on-screen): Ratchet can throw his wrench at enemies. Crouch and press to throw the wrench.

HelpDesk: Ratchet can throw his wrench at enemies. Crouch and press the square button to throw the wrench.

(Upon landing on the island with scuttle crabs after the boat ride on PSP.) HelpDesk (on-screen): If you'd like to strafe with the analog stick, you may set this option in the Camera & Controls menu of the Options screen.

HelpDesk: If you'd like to strafe with the analog stick, you may set this option in the camera and controls menu of the options screen.

(Upon riding the boat past a group of robot torsos on PS2.) HelpDesk (on-screen): View your map by pressing the SELECT button or by pushing down on your right analog stick.

(Upon finding the Chameleon Boots in the second playthrough of challenge mode.) On-screen: You have found the Chameleon Boots!

Technomites
Guard torso: Target Acquired. Proceeding to Kalidon.

Luna: Help! Help me!

Ratchet: I can't believe we lost her. Why would they want a little girl?

Clank: Hmmm. I do not believe they were after her. I believe they were after this!

Ratchet: Whoa! This is a- a.. what is this?

Clank: If my memory bank serves me correctly I believe it is a Technomite artifact.

Ratchet: Yeah, right. Seriously, what is it?

Clank: It is a Technomite arti-..

Ratchet: Look, Clank. That girl is in trouble and we can help her. Technomites are just some fairy story that parents tell their kids to explain how technology works. They don't really exist!

Clank: I believe they do exist and this could prove it. That is why those robots wanted that child, to get this object.

Qwark: Did we.. did you... Woo, that- that was quite a jog. (screams) Is that what I think it is? Ooh! Gimme, gimme, gimme!

Qwark: I haven't seen one of these since, well, I've never actually seen one, but I've heard stories about the Technomites and their mystical objects.

Ratchet: Thre are no Technomites!

Clank: But this is our only lead. If you want to help that girl we should follow the coordinates etched on the side.

Ratchet: Fine. Let's get out of here. See ya, Qwark. And please, stay out of our way this time.

Vetega
Clank: The Technomites appear to have abandoned this area.

Ratchet: Yeah, the Technomites are real tricky that way. All right, let's get this over with. Where are we going?

Clank: Well..

Qwark: I'd go that way, but that's just me.

Ratchet: Aww, Qwark? Why can't you leave us alone?

Qwark: Look, I can help you, I've been here before.

Clank: Do you know where we should take this object?

Qwark: Of course I do, but what's in it for me?

Ratchet: You want to find your family, right?

Qwark: Uh-huh?

Ratchet: Well, if you tell us where to go you can stay here and use our ships computer to research your family history.

Qwark: Ooh, great idea. I'll do it!

Clank: Qwark, where do we take the artifact?

Qwark: I'd try that big building. For some reason the good stuff is always in the biggest buildings..

Ratchet: Thanks Qwark, you've been helpful.

Mysterious Cameras
Ratchet: Those cameras just keep coming. What should we do?

Clank: Just ignore them. They are probably an automatic security system.

Ratchet: All right, let's keep moving. They blow up real good though.

Investigate the artifact (gameplay)
(Upon approaching the first bury blossom on PS2.) HelpDesk (on-screen): Tap the L1 button to center the camera behind Ratchet.

(Upon approaching the two razorback cats on PSP.) HelpDesk (on-screen): Press the L button and the R button together to center the camera behind Ratchet.

HelpDesk: Press the L button and the R button together to center the camera behind Ratchet.

Professor Sprout
Ratchet: Woah, hang on there! Now be careful with that.

Ratchet: Whew! That was a close one. Now, let me have that water pistol little fella.

Professor Sprout: It works! Whoo-hoo! I've finally perfected my Sprout-O-Matic!

Clank: Sprout-O-Matic, you say? How does it work?

Professor Sprout: By shooting mimic plants, you can make them follow you. Then by using it to water electrosoil the plant will hop in and transform itself into a platform, a creature, whatever you need!

Ratchet: (coughs)

Clank: Did you hear that Ratchet? That would come in very handy!

Ratchet: Yeah, great.

Professor Sprout: Since you helped with the final test, I will give you this prototype to try for yourselves.

Professor Sprout: (yells)

Investigate the artifact (gameplay continued)
(After the cutscene plays.) HelpDesk (on-screen): That Mimic plant seems useful. Why don't you water it with the Sprout-O-Matic?

HelpDesk: That mimic plant seems useful. Why don't you water it with the Sprout-O-Matic?

(Upon approaching the bomb-able wall without the mimic plant.) HelpDesk (on-screen): The Sprout-O-Matic might help you get through this wall. Equip it, and look for a nearby Mimic plant!

HelpDesk: The Sprout-O-Matic might help you get through this wall. Equip it, and look for a nearby Mimic plant!

(Upon not planting the mimic plant.) HelpDesk (on-screen): Water a patch of Electro-soil to plant the Mimic plant there.

HelpDesk: Water a patch of Electro-soil to plant the Mimic plant there.

(Upon planting the first mimic plant.) HelpDesk (on-screen): Different Mimic plants gain unique abilities when they plant in Electrosoil. This Sprout's Fruit is a powerful explosive!

HelpDesk: Different mimic plants gain unique abilities when they're planted in electrosoil. This sprout's fruit is a powerful explosive!

(Upon not hitting the mimic plant's fruit.) HelpDesk (on-screen): Try hitting that explosive Mimic plant's fruit with your wrench!

HelpDesk: Try hitting that explosive Mimic plant's fruit with your wrench!

(Upon finding the Sludge Mk. 9 Boots.) On-screen: You have found the Sludge Mk. 9 Boots!

(Upon planting the launcher plant.) HelpDesk (on-screen): You've planted a Launcher plant!

HelpDesk: You've planted a launcher plant!

(Upon landing after being thrown by the launcher plant.) HelpDesk (on-screen): Select the Hypershot from the quick select menu and hold while aimed at the target to attach to it and swing.

HelpDesk: Select the Hypershot from the quick select menu and hold the circle button while aimed at the target to attach to it and swing.

(Upon finding the Hyperborean Boots in challenge mode.) On-screen: You have found the Hyperborean Boots!

(Upon using the launcher plant twice before blowing up the wall.) HelpDesk (on-screen): Looks like you'll need something to break through that wall first.

HelpDesk: Looks like you'll need something to break through that wall, first.

(Upon finding the Wildfire Helmet.) On-screen: You have found the Wildfire Helmet!

Temple Exterior
Ratchet: Great, it's locked! Well, looks like we'll never find out what that weird doohickey is. Come on, let's go.

Clank: I am able to squeeze through this crevice. Wait here and I will unlock it from the inside.

Ratchet: All right, just don't take all day!

Unlock the temple (gameplay)
(Upon landing after being thrown by the launcher plant.) HelpDesk (on-screen): Press to punch.

HelpDesk: Press the square button to punch with Clank.

(Upon entering the room with Gadgebots.) HelpDesk (on-screen): These Gadgebots are extremely useful! Free them by breaking their glass cases.

HelpDesk: These Gadgebots are extremely useful! Free them by breaking their glass cases.

(Upon freeing all of the Gadgebots.) HelpDesk (on-screen): You can issue Gadgebots a variety of commands by holding down.

HelpDesk: You can issue Gadgebots a variety of commands by holding down the triangle button.

(Upon approaching the first red button with Gadgebots.) HelpDesk (on-screen): You can tell your Gadgebots to stand in place by issuing the "WAIT" command.

HelpDesk: You can tell your Gadgebots to stand in place by issuing the wait command.

(Upon walking away from the Gadgebots without telling them to follow you.) HelpDesk (on-screen): To get your Gadgebots to follow you again, issue the "FOLLOW" command.

HelpDesk: To get your Gadgebots to follow you again, issue the follow command.

(Upon entering the room with pygmy tribesman.) HelpDesk (on-screen): To defeat enemies, tell your Gadgebots to "ATTACK".

HelpDesk: To defeat enemies, tell your Gadgebots to attack.

(Upon entering the BotFlinger.) HelpDesk (on-screen): To pick up Gadgebots, aim at them and press.

HelpDesk: To pick up Gadgebots, aim at them and press the circle button.

(Upon failing to throw a Gadgebot onto the ledge.) HelpDesk (on-screen): Gadgebots cannot jump, so you will need to throw them onto that ledge.

HelpDesk: Gadgebots cannot jump, so you will need to throw them onto that ledge.

(Upon continuing to fail to throw a Gadgebot onto the ledge.) HelpDesk (on-screen): To throw the Gadgebot press.

HelpDesk: To throw the Gadgebot, press the circle button.

(Upon successfully throwing each of the Gadgebots onto the ledge.) HelpDesk (on-screen): Press to exit the BotFlinger.

HelpDesk: Press the triangle button to exit the BotFlinger.

(Upon failing to throw Gadgebots onto the red buttons on the wall.) HelpDesk (on-screen): Those red buttons on the far wall look interesting. Try hitting them with your Gadgebot toss.

HelpDesk: Those red buttons on the far wall look interesting. Try hitting them with your Gadgebot toss.

(Upon failing to throw Gadgebots onto the red buttons on the wall.) HelpDesk (on-screen): To extend the bridge, hit the red buttons by throwing Gadgebots at them.

HelpDesk: To extend the bridge, hit the red buttons by throwing Gadgebots at them.

(Upon failing to throw Gadgebots onto the pressure-sensitive column.) HelpDesk (on-screen): That column looks pressure-sensitive... Try to get as much weight on it as possible.

HelpDesk: That column looks pressure-sensitive. Try to get as much weight on it as possible.

(Upon continuing failing to throw Gadgebots onto the pressure-sensitive column.) HelpDesk (on-screen): Throw three Gadgebots onto the column in the corner to open the door.

HelpDesk: Throw three Gadgebots onto the column in the corner to open the door.

(Upon reaching the BotFlinger in the room with boulders without having all six Gadgebots.) HelpDesk (on-screen): Destroyed Gadgebots will respawn. Go up to the elevator to escort the rest down to you.

HelpDesk: Destroyed Gadgebots will respawn. Go up to the elevator to escort the rest down to you.

(Upon successfully reaching the BotFlinger on the first try with all six Gadgebots.) HelpDesk (on-screen): Order your faithful Gadgebots to follow you. You'll need all 6 for this challenge.

HelpDesk: Order your faithful Gadgebots to follow you. You'll need all six for this challenge.

(Upon failing to throw the Gadgebots onto the Gadgebot house platforms.) HelpDesk (on-screen): Throw your Gadgebots onto the Gadgebot house platforms until they count down to zero.

HelpDesk: Throw your Gadgebots onto the Gadgebot house platforms until they count down to zero.

Map Room
Clank: Ratchet!

Ratchet: Huh?!

Ratchet: How do we know this whole place won't explode when you put that on there?

Clank: We do not.

Ratchet: See, I told you. Big waste of time.

Ratchet: Woah, this is so cool! What do you think it is?

Clank: It is a Technomite Map Room. They built these rooms to keep track of the planets they inhabited. This one is Kalidon.

Ratchet: Hey, that's where that robot soldier said he was taking the girl!

Clank: Exactly. And here are its coordinates. I have never seen these coordinates on any other maps.

Ratchet: What are we waiting for? Let's go get her!

Arrival
Clank: This does not seem right. It has been too easy.

Ratchet: Easy?! How's about I ride around on your back while you do all the fighting?

Clank: I mean that if the Technomites want to stay hidden, they are making it awfully easy for us to find them.

Qwark: I did it! I found my real family! I was poking around on the computer when I got a message from some company called Faux-Family.com. It's my entire family tree! I- I've got to-.. gotta get to them! Good luck with whatever that was you were doing!

Clank: Faux-Family.com.. does that seem odd to you?

Ratchet: Whatever. At least he's outta here. Let's get moving.

Explore the planet (gameplay)
(Upon approaching the electrolock panel without the Shrink Ray.) (On-screen): You'll need the Shrink Ray to get through this door. Come back when you've acquired one.

Skyboarder
Ratchet: Tweaking the old engine, eh?

Skyboarder: Why, why, why? What have- what have you heard? Who are you? What're you doing here? Did the committee send you?

Clank: Sorry, sir. We did not mean to upset you.

Skyboarder: Yeah, well, you know, you can't be too careful these days, right? First they accuse me of using nanoroids, right? Then they say I'm, like, using illegal alternafuel. Do I look like a cheater to you?

Ratchet: Uh, no. Not at all. You seem A-okay to me.

Skyboarder: All right, here man. Let's race! And I'll prove I'm not a cheater. If you can beat me I'll have a surprise for you.

Win the Skyboard race (gameplay)
(Upon starting the first race.) HelpDesk (on-screen): Press to jump, and hold  in the air to fly.

HelpDesk (on-screen): Flight uses fuel, but is the only way to reach certain routes.

Shrink Ray
Ratchet: So, you said you'd give us something if we beat you?

Clank: This is a Shrink Ray. They are very difficult to acquire.

Skyboarder: Ah, here man, you can have these too. Ugh, they're way too slippery for me to use.

Search the factory (gameplay)
(Upon stepping into the first room of the factory on PS2.) Overhead Speaker: All surprise emergency evacuations drills will now be every Tuesday at eleven o' clock.

(Randomly, while exploring the inside of the factory on PS2.)
 * Overhead Speaker:
 * Will the last surviving worker please turn off the lights.
 * Employees must replace their hands before using the lavatory.
 * Robots on the assembly line should refrain from touching each other's nuts.
 * Please note: Quality control department should now be replaced by a larger legal department.
 * Please keep your breaks to the assigned point zero four six nine seconds per eight hour shift.
 * Today's employee lunch features cog-steak, fresh wires, and dining oil. Desert is blueberry cobbler.
 * Welcome to Kalidon Industries. Robots created by robots with other robots, for robots who need robots.
 * Attention: There is a toxic leak in the air system of sector six. Please begin holding your breath now.
 * Kalidon Industries has now had thirteen days without an- (static) Has now had zero days without an accident.
 * We are now offering an employee incentive program. Keep working or you will be destroyed. How's that for an incentive?
 * Attention all workers: Identification cards will be needed for entry starting tomorrow. Your card will be sent to you next week.
 * All robots wishing to join our management training program should line up outside the incinerator, um, I mean the management training room.
 * The smoking area is only to be used by robots that have actually caught fire. Any robots found there without being on fire will be set on fire, then fired.

(Upon reaching the bottom of the elevator shaft.) On-screen: Jump off the elevator, Ratchet!

(Upon approaching the computer terminal.) On-screen: Activate console.

(Upon finding the Wildfire Boots.) On-screen: You have found the Wildfire Boots!

(Upon entering the open room with a sphere in the center on PSP.) HelpDesk (on-screen): To get a better view of your surroundings, press the SELECT button for first-person view.

(On PS2.) HelpDesk (on-screen): To get a better view of your surroundings, press and hold the L1 button for 1st person mode.

(Upon finding the Sludge Mk. 9 Body Armor.) On-screen: You have found the Sludge Mk. 9 Body Armor!

(Upon finding the Chameleon Body Armor in the second playthrough of challenge mode.) On-screen: You have found the Chameleon Body Armor!

HelpDesk (on-screen): To change pieces of your armor, press the START button and select the Armor menu.

HelpDesk: To change pieces of your armor, press the start button and select the armor menu.

Luna
Luna: Wow, thank you guys. You are so heroic! I never introduced myself. My name is Luna.

Ratchet: Well, Luna, we should leave before any bad guys show up.

Luna: But I haven't had a chance to tell my friends about your heroic deeds!

Ratchet: You mean your friendth, right?

Clank: Ratchet! That is very insensitive!

Luna: No, I mean friends. They will be surprised it was so easy to capture such stupendous superheroes.

Clank: That is very good, Luna. Now try she sells sea shells by the-..

Ratchet: Hey! He was just trying to help!

Luna: You've both been very helpful. The cameras that have been following you have captured your every move and now we have the information we need.

Ratchet: We?!

Guard torso: Yeah, we got 'em. This was just too easy.

Clank Wakes
Clank: Where am I?

Robot Head: They must've blasted you good soldier. You're on planet Metalis in the middle of Robot War III!

Clank: Metalis? The last thing I remember is talking to Luna and then-..

Robot Head: Whew, that was a close one! You better get moving soldier or you're gonna end up like me.

Survive Robot War III (gameplay)
(Upon acquiring a powerup.) HelpDesk (on-screen): Powerup acquired! Activate it by pressing.

HelpDesk: Powerup acquired! Activate it by pressing the circle button.

(Upon winning any Clank challenge.) On-screen: You won!

(Upon losing any Clank challenge.) On-screen: You lose.

Skrunch
Skrunch: (monkey noises)

Clank: Skrunch?

Skrunch: (monkey noises)

Clank: You've seen Ratchet? You know where he is?

Skrunch: (monkey noises)

Overhead speaker: Processing of subject 261595 is now one third complete. Begin internal examination.

Clank: I must get to him immediately. Downloading coordinates.

Clank challenges (gameplay)
(Upon entering a Gadgebot toss challenge for the first time.) HelpDesk (on-screen): To punch an opponent and make him drop his Gadgebot, press.

HelpDesk (on-screen): To block an opponent's toss, press.

(Upon completing the Nigh Impossible Clank challenge.) On-screen: You won! You have earned the Sludge Mk. 9 Helmet!

(Upon completing the Destruction Derby Clank challenge.) On-screen: You won! You have earned the Crystallix Helmet.

(Upon completing The Uber Finals Clank challenge.) On-screen: You won! You have earned the Crystallix Gloves.

Giant Clank mission (gameplay)
(Upon destroying the Technomite Dreadnaught.) On-screen: You won! You have earned the Electroshock Gloves!

Ratchet's Dream
Qwark: You're going to need a bigger scalpel, doctor. Woah there, big guy! We're just getting started. Now if you don't like the sight of blood you might want to close your eyes.

Skrunch: (monkey noises)

Clank: It is okay, Ratchet. You can come in. It is safe inside this door.

?????????? (gameplay)
(Upon the flying needle things flying through the wall.) HelpDesk (on-screen): To change pieces of your armor, press the START button and select the Armor menu.

HelpDesk: To change pieces of your armor, press the start button and select the armor menu.

(Upon finding the Hyperborean Body Armor in challenge mode.) On-screen: You have found the Hyperborean Body Armor!

Clank Shakes Ratchet
Clank: Ratchet! Ratchet! Come on Ratchet, wake up! You must wake up, there is still so much to do!

Clank: I knew something was odd about that Luna girl. This is all my fault.

?????????? (gameplay continued)
(Upon approaching the jump slots.) HelpDesk (on-screen): Ratchet can climb narrow spaces with a wall jump: Jump against a wall, then tap just as you touch the wall.

HelpDesk: Ratchet can climb narrow spaces with a wall jump: Jump against a wall, then tap the X button just as you touch the wall.

(Upon finding the Crystallix Body Armor.) On-screen: You have found the Crystallix Body Armor!

Ratchet Wakes
Clank: You must wake up, there is still so much to do! I knew something was odd about that Luna girl. This is all my fault.

Ratchet: Hey, it wasn't your fault. I'm just too stubborn sometimes.

Clank: You can hear me?

Ratchet: Uh, yeah, you're standing right here.

Recollection
Clank: Nice to have you back.

Ratchet: Where are we?

Clank: We were both double-crossed by Luna. I do not know why she did it, but I saw a video of you undergoing some tests. They were extracting something from you.

Ratchet: Eh, that's weird. I've got a major headache but other than that I feel okay.

Clank: Well, if we are going to get to the bottom of this, the first thing we need to do is get out of here and find Luna.

Ratchet: That's okay, Clank. I'll handle this one.

Clank: I, uh, think you got him, Ratchet.

Ratchet: I'm just getting started!

Find your equipment (gameplay)
(Upon gaining control of Ratchet.) Overhead speaker: Welcome to Medical Station X-06. We look forward to severing you.

(Randomly, upon escaping the outpost on PS2.)
 * Overhead speaker:
 * Please disregard this announcement.
 * Dr. Cutter, please report to surgery.
 * Dr. Sleevly, please report to anesthesiology.
 * Patient Ratchet, please report to the DNA extraction room. You, uh, forgot your lollipop.
 * Please form an orderly line when entering the cafeteria. There is enough tapioca for everyone.
 * Parking donations are now being accepted. Although, I'm not sure donation is the correct term.
 * There is no parking allowed in the white zone. If you are parked in the white zone, you will be terminated.
 * Attention: The nurses' locker room is off-limits to all non-nursing personnel. This includes you, Dr. Peeper.
 * You are just making it harder on yourself, Ratchet. Escape is impossible. Well, at the very least, improbable.
 * Anyone subduing patient Ratchet and his accomplice will receive a free upgrade to the body part of their choice.
 * Patients must complete all eleven thousand, four hundred sixty-eight pages of the insurance claim form before treatment.

(Upon obtaining the Lacerator again, depending on the previously obtained version.) On-screen: You now have the [Dual, Titan Dual] Lacerator[s] V.[1—4]

(Upon obtaining the Concussion Gun or Concussion Cannon again, depending on the previously obtained version.) On-screen: You now have the [Concussion Gun, Concussion Cannon, Titan Concussion Cannon] V.[1—4]

(Upon an enemy appearing on the ceiling while piloting the turret as Clank.) HelpDesk (on-screen): To target enemies on the ceiling, press.

HelpDesk: To target enemies on the ceiling, press the X button.

(Upon obtaining the Acid Bomb Glove or Acid Detonator again, depending on the previously obtained version.) On-screen: You now have the [Acid Bomb Glove, Acid Detonator, Titan Acid Detonator] V.[1—4]

(Upon approaching the weapons pack.) On-screen: You now have all of your weapons!

Test Subject
Ratchet: What is this place?

Clank: I believe it is a laboratory of some sort.

Ratchet: Nobody messes with me like this.

Clank: We must leave before it is too late!

(Upon finding the Crystallix Boots after the cutscene plays.) On-screen: You have found the Crystallix Boots!

Escape the medical facility (gameplay)
(Upon finding the Chameleon Body Gloves in the second playthrough of challenge mode.) On-screen: You have found the Chameleon Gloves!

Luna's Coordinates
Clank: This station is about to explode! We must leave now!

Ratchet: Here it is. Luna's last entry.

Luna: The tests are complete, Emperor Otto. I am headed to the city with the package now.

Otto Destruct: Excellent! Are you sure the contents are perfect?

Luna: Quite sure. We created one subject and it took twenty-six of our best warriors to destroy it. How are things coming on your project?

Otto Destruct: I planted the fake evidence. Qwark's weak mind is so easy to manipulate. (laughs)

Luna: I will contact you when the delivery is completed. Luna out.

Clank: I have the coordinates.

Skyboarder Returns
Skyboarder: Okay, okay, okay, here's the deal. I've got these two identical skyboards for us to use, right? We'll race one more time to prove who's the best.

Clank: Is that a Polarizer attached to your dark matter acceleration module?

Skyboarder: Well, so it is! Man, I never really noticed it before. So what do ya think, runt? Wanna give it another go? I'll give you the Polarizer if you beat me.

Polariser
Skyboarder: This stupid piece of junk never worked right anyway.

Clank: It makes magnets change polarity so that they either push or pull when you-.. never mind. Thank you, sir.

Tiny Car
Ratchet: This doesn't look too hospitable. Maybe they put in false coordinates to throw us off the trail.

Clank: Wait! Do not throw that!

Ratchet: Woah, look at this! It's a hovercar. Good eyes, pal. I was about to toss our only hope halfway across the planet.

Destroy the space fortress (gameplay)
(Upon destroying the Technomite Dreadnaught.) On-screen: You won! You have earned the Electroshock Body Armor!

Explore the miniature city (gameplay)
(Upon approaching the Polarizer door without having the Polarizer.) On-screen: You'll need the Polarizer to get through this door. You may acquire one on another planet.

(Upon approaching the Polarizer target.) HelpDesk (on-screen): The Polarizer can activate and reverse the polarity of magnets! Try using it on the red target here.

HelpDesk: The Polarizer can activate and reverse the polarity of magnets! Try using it on the red target here.

(Upon approaching the door.) HelpDesk (on-screen): The red symbol indicates the magnets and devices that are affected by the Polarizer.

HelpDesk: The red symbol indicates the magnets and devices that are affected by the Polarizer.

(Upon using the Polarizer on the red target.) HelpDesk (on-screen): The red symbol indicates the magnets and devices that are affected by the Polarizer.

HelpDesk: The red symbol indicates the magnets and devices that are affected by the Polarizer.

(Upon entering the second Polarizer room.) HelpDesk (on-screen): To use the Polarizer, select it with your Quick Select or from the Gadgets menu. Face a Polarizer target and press.

HelpDesk: To use the Polarizer, select it with your Quick Select or from the Gadgets menu. Face a Polarizer target and press the circle button.

(Upon not using the mimic plant to destroy the statue.) HelpDesk (on-screen): Demolish the statue with the fruit of the explosive mimic plant.

HelpDesk: Demolish the statue with the fruit of the explosive mimic plant.

(Upon not climbing up the statue after bombing it with the mimic plant.) HelpDesk (on-screen): Climb the statue's back to reach new heights.

HelpDesk: Climb the statue's back to reach new heights.

(Upon finding the Hyperborean Helmet in challenge mode.) On-screen: You have found the Hyperborean Helmet!

(Upon finding the Electroshock Helmet.) On-screen: You have found the Electroshock Helmet!

She's A Robot
Ratchet: There she is. Let's get her!

Clank: Ratchet? Do you notice anything unusual about Luna?

Ratchet: Well, she does seem to have an unusually large door in the back of her head.

Clank: And why do you suppose that is?

Ratchet: She's um, ah, a robot?

Clank: Correct! I believe the Technomites set us up from the beginning. What I do not know is why.

Ratchet: Yeah? Well I bet those Technomites inside her head know why and now I'm gonna find out.

Clank: It appears we will have to catch her, first.

(On PSP.) Qwark: Great news, fellas! I found my father! It turns out he is the leader of the-..

Ratchet: Not now, Qwark! We've got important business to take care of.

Qwark: But this is important, too! I just wanted to tell you that-..

Catch Luna (gameplay)
(Upon finding the Mega-Bomb Helmet.) On-screen: You have found the Mega-Bomb Helmet!

Plot Thickens
Luna: So, the courageous superheroes finally catch the little girl.

Clank: We know what you are, Luna.

Ratchet: What we don't know is why.

Luna: We knew you'd fall for it, Ratchet. You can't resist playing the hero. We just needed to get you to our lab so we could extract your DNA and this was the easiest way to do it.

Clank: But why do you need his DNA?

Luna: We Technomites are tired of being taken advantage of. Everyone uses our technology but no one gives us credit. Our robots are strong but as you have demonstrated, they are no match for Ratchet. So, we are making our own Ratchets!

Ratchet: What?!

Luna: Using our advanced cloning technology, Emperor Otto has begun creating an entire army of Ratchets. His clone factory is churning them out as we speak. You are already too late to stop him.

Tiny invasion
Clank: The construction of this robot is more advanced than anything I have seen.

Ratchet: Advanced or not, she took the factory coordinates with her when we.. um, well, disabled her.

Clank: I believe I may be able to interface with her to retrieve those coordinates.

Ratchet: I don't know, Clank. Something this advanced must have security programs to keep you from doing that.

Clank: I am sure I will have no trouble avoiding whatever security she has installed. Here we go. Past the cerebral shield, avoid the mainframe intake security protocol, and bingo!

Ratchet: You got it?!

Clank: Yes, the coordinates are-..

Ratchet: Clank!! Oh, no! Now what? I got it. Here I come Clank, hang on!

Enter Clank
Clank's security backup: Freeze! Hands in the air! Now turn around very slowly.

Ratchet: Who are you?!

Clank's security backup: I'm Clank's security back-up. I come online whenever his power is out to protect his circuitry. Hey, you're Ratchet aren't ya?

Ratchet: Uh, yeah?

Clank's security backup: Whew! Well, I thought you were another one of those soldiers that came marching through here. I think they're trying to get into the memory bank.

Ratchet: Well, I'm here to get rid of them and figure out how to wake Clank.

Clank's security backup: Well, if you can get all the soldiers out of here I'll throw the auxiliary switch to turn Clank back on. I can't do it until all of the soldiers are gone, though.

Defeat all Technomites (gameplay)
(Upon finding the Chameleon Helmet in the second playthrough of challenge mode.) On-screen: You have found the Chameleon Helmet!

(Upon defeating all of the enemies in the room with Clank's heart.) HelpDesk (on-screen): Pick up pieces of the heart with the Polarizer to repair Clank's heart!

HelpDesk: Pick up pieces of the heart with the Polarizer to repair Clank's heart.

Anti-Virus
Clank's security backup: Great work! Now stand back son.

Clank's security backup: You better get out of here before the automatic virus detection program comes online and hunts you down. I'd, uh, head for the mouth if I was you.

Escape from Clank (gameplay)
(Upon finding the Mega-Bomb Body Armor.) On-screen: You have found the Mega-Bomb Body Armor!

Clank Restored
Clank: What happened?

Ratchet: You got short circuited when you interfaced with Luna.

Clank: Hmm. She must have had a level nine access protocol installed which activates retroactively when I-..

Ratchet: Oh, of course she did. Right before you conked out you said you found the clone factory coordinates.

Clank: Accessing. Yes, I do have them. I cannot believe I was stupid enough to make such a simple mistake.

Ratchet: It happens to the best of us, pal. The important thing is you got the coordinates.

Clank: I suppose you are right. We should get going.

Clank challenges (gameplay)
(Upon winning any Clank challenge.) On-screen: You won!

(Upon losing any Clank challenge.) On-screen: You lose.

(Upon completing The Ultimate Showdown Clank challenge.) On-screen: You won! You have earned the Mega-Bomb Gloves.

(Upon completing the Infinite Improbability Clank challenge.) On-screen: You won! You have earned the Mega-Bomb Boots.

Find Otto
Ratchet: Ugh! I don't believe it, another dead end! You lose a contact or something?

Clank: Just as I suspected.

Ratchet: Of course! The factory is shrunk. Well, let's stomp around until we squish it, huh? (grunts)

Clank: I do not think it will be that easy to find.

Ratchet: Fine. This little Emperor Otto should be a piece of cake anyway. Let's get shrinking.

Monologueing
Otto Destruct: Ratchet, how very nice to see you. Although I'm sure you seen enough of yourself already. (laughs)

Clank: Otto, I am sorry that no one gives you credit for your work, but there are other ways to earn respect.

Otto Destruct: (laughs) You actually bought that cheesy story? This isn't about credit for our work or respect or whatever nonsense you have come to believe. This is about power. And what is more powerful than intelligence?

Ratchet: The RYNO?

Otto Destruct: Nothing is stronger than the power of the mind. Do you see this area behind me? That is what this has all been leading up to. I have developed the technology to transfer the intelligence from the being in one chamber to the being in the other.

Clank: What?!

Otto Destruct: After I have grown these clones to full size, I am going to use my Ratchet army to gather every intelligent being in the solar system. Then I will transfer all of their brain power to me to become the most intelligent entity the universe has ever known!

Clank: That is pure evil!

Otto Destruct: (laughs)

Ratchet: Yeah, well none of this will happen until you get by us!

Otto Destruct: Easier done than said.

Not Half As Good
Ratchet: Looks like Otto overlooked one thing. I'm not half as good without you.

Clank: True.

Qwark: Papa? Is that you?

Otto Destruct: Yes it's me you idiot. I mean son. Now be a good boy and get those two out of here.

Qwark: Papa, why did you make Qwark so tiny?

Otto Destruct: I've got a job to do, son and it's time I take care of your little playmates!

Growing Up
Otto Destruct: Ooh, nice shooting. Very clever, too. (laughs) Now, where were we?

Otto Destruct: This is getting better all the time!

Defeat Otto Destruct (gameplay)
(Upon picking up rockets while playing as Giant Clank, where the X represents the amount of rockets received.) On-screen: XX Rockets

Shrink Back
Qwark: Papa, can I have a piggy back ride?

Qwark: You should be more careful! You almost hit me with that!

Make the Switch
Skrunch: (monkey noises)

Ratchet: What is it, pal?

Skrunch: (monkey noises)

Clank: These are Qwark's real parents. Skrunch says they were killed by defective equipment created by the Technomites.

Ratchet: Oh that really bites. Should we tell Qwark?

Clank: I think he already knows.

Qwark: So now because of him I'll never know my real parents.

Clank: I recognize your parents from the photo. They were great superheroes in their day. You should be very proud.

Ratchet: Somehow I don't think pride is what he's after.

Qwark: How could you do something so evil? You knew the truth and you used it against me to get what you wanted! Now I'm going to get what I want.

Otto Destruct: (coughs) What are you doing? You don't know how it works!

Qwark: You think I'm an idiot, do you? Well, how about having this brain instead of yours? You want intelligence? You're about to get, uh, the opposite of that.

Ratchet: I don't think that's such a good idea, Qwark. Why don't you climb out of there and let's see if we can calm you down a bit, hm?

Clank: Yes, Qwark. You should consider what you are about to do. Otto is right, you do not know that effect of this machine.

Qwark: At this point, I don't care!

Otto Destruct: (monkey noises)

Ratchet: Oh, no. Now what are we going to do with him?

Clank: It appears that Skrunch just added another family member.

Ratchet: Great! Can we get out of here, now? I've got another massage scheduled on Pokitaru in an hour.

Clank: You got it!

Ending
Announcer: So get your Battle Ratchet today! It's the most realistic fighting toy ever created. Warning: Battle Ratchet is a living creature that may behave unpredictably. Do not keep Battle Ratchet in original package unless sufficient air holes are provided.

Ratchet: Well, I'm glad they found a use for those things.

Clank: Yes and they seem to do a good job of keeping Qwark company. (chuckles)

Qwark: So, there I was, face to tentacle with the Squid Beast of Oceania 8. I pulled out my trusty electro gun, but the salt water had shorted it out. Hey, I was just getting to the good part!

Ratchet: He may be small but his ego's still big, huh? (laughs)

(After the cutscene plays.) On-screen: Congratulations! You have won the game! Do you wish to replay the game in Challenge Mode (with all your weapons, armor, bolts, and skill points) or time warp back to before you confronted Otto Destruct?

Treehouse
(Upon reading the info message near the Ratchet statue.) On-screen: The birdadactyl was one of the early moving "objects" in the game (called mobys by us), also made for the first playable. Since he (she?) was a prototype, he's pretty expensive to process. If we put him in the regular levels of the game the framerate would drop. Poor buddy is a bit overweight!

(Upon reading the info message near the Dreamtime concept art.) On-screen: Although designers make the layout of levels, the look and colors of the levels are decided by art. Concept art plays a huge role in helping visualize these decisions.

(Upon reading the info message near the large bulldozer.) On-screen: This is a giant bulldozer that was generated for our first-playable (a demo level that proves the game engine and idea work). He chased you down a city street and smashed through buildings as he went along.

(Upon reading the info message near the computer on the second floor.) On-screen: There are a lot of R&C fans in Japan, and a major comic (Korokoro comic) held a fan art contest for Ratchet skins. Here are some of the top entries. All the drawings are from younger, pre-teen contestants.

(Upon reading the info message near the CUT.) On-screen: The miniturret was coded in basic form and working in the game, but ultimately we realized it would be very similar to the Bee Mine Glove. Although we all wanted to include the venerable MiniTurret, the Bee Mine was already created and working well, so the MiniTurret got de-prioritized.

(Upon reading the info message near the outside computer.) On-screen: We had a ton of ideas for multiplayer skins, but only so many can be displayed in the game at once, so we had to pick and choose carefully. Here, you can see a lot of ideas for skins that didn't make the cut, as well as sketches for the ones already in the game.

(Upon reading the info message near the Pokitaru concept art.) On-screen: Initially several versions of a new enemy are drawn, and art and design work together selecting traits they like from each drawing. Eventually a final concept sketch is refined from all the previous suggestions, and then sent to an artist to be modeled.

(Upon reading the info message near the large Ratchet clone.) On-screen: Originally, there were to be 3 new "elite" clones in the arena before Otto chases you. As it turned out, though, all three types had rather short range weapons. So instead we included the Lacerator clone as the third variety - he was satisfyingly challenging, so this giant hand clone never got past the art stage.

(Upon reading the info message near the computer on the third floor.) On-screen: The design of the Technomite race had a lot of different inputs before the current ones you see in-game were chosen. These sketches directly affected how Otto would end up looking.

(Upon reading the info message near the computer Clank vehicle concept art.) On-screen: Concept sketches of some vehicles, not all of which were ultimately made.

Vehicles
(Upon approaching your ship.) On-screen: Enter ship

(Upon approaching a BotFlinger.) On-screen: Press to enter the BotFlinger.

(Upon approaching a turret in Medical Outpost Omega.) On-screen: Press to have Clank enter turret

(Upon approaching the hovercar on Challax.) On-screen: Press to go to the Technomite city.

(Upon approaching the hovercar within the Technomite City on Challax.) On-screen: Press to return to your ship.

(Upon approaching the hovercar on Quodrona.) On-screen: Press to return to your ship.

Gadgets and Armor
(Upon approaching a grind lock.) On-screen: Press to enter the Grind Lock

(Upon purchasing the Box-Breaker.) HelpDesk (on-screen): To use the Box-Breaker, perform a hyper strike by jumping and pressing.

(Upon purchasing the Sniper Mine.) HelpDesk (on-screen): To use the Sniper Mine's scope, press the SELECT button when you have the weapon equipped.

(Upon equipping the Sniper Mine for the first time.) (PSP) HelpDesk (on-screen): Press the R button and the L button to zoom in and out. Zoom in for maximum damage!

(PS2) HelpDesk (on-screen): Press the R1 button and the R2 button to zoom in and out. Zoom in for maximum damage!

(Upon collecting a full set of armor.) HelpDesk (on-screen): You have collected a full set of armor! Go to the Armor Menu and equip your set to unlock special abilities.

(Upon equipping the Wildfire armor for the first time.) HelpDesk (on-screen): You have collected a full set of Wildfire Armor! Hit enemies with your wrench to set them on fire.

(Upon equipping the Sludge Mk. 9 armor for the first time.) HelpDesk (on-screen): You have collected a full set of Sludge Mk. 9 Armor! Crouch and throw your wrench to create an acidic trail that hurts enemies who cross it.

(Upon equipping the Crystallix armor for the first time.) HelpDesk (on-screen): You have collected a full set of Crystallix Armor! Jump and slam your wrench to grow deadly crystals from the ground.

(Upon equipping the Electroshock armor for the first time.) HelpDesk (on-screen): You have collected a full set of Electroshock Armor! Jump and slam your wrench to create a devastating electrical shockwave.

(Upon equipping the Mega-Bomb armor for the first time.) HelpDesk (on-screen): You have collected a full set of Mega-Bomb Armor! As you take damage, your armor builds up an explosive charge. When your armor flashes red, hit enemies

(Upon equipping the Hyperborean armor for the first time.) HelpDesk (on-screen): You have collected a full set of Hyperborean Armor! Hit enemies with your wrench to freeze them in blocks of ice.

(Upon equipping the Chameleon armor for the first time.) HelpDesk (on-screen): You have collected a full set of Chameleon Armor! As you move, enemies target you less effectively.

(Upon discovering any armor set, this line is appended at the end of the first armor set found.) HelpDesk (on-screen): You can view info about your unlocked sets in the "Armor Sets" menu under "Special".

(Upon discovering the Fire-Bomb armor set.) HelpDesk (on-screen): You have discovered the Fire-Bomb armor set!

(Upon discovering the Shock Crystal armor set.) HelpDesk (on-screen): You have discovered the Shock Crystal armor set!

(Upon discovering the Wildburst armor set.) HelpDesk (on-screen): You have discovered the Wildburst armor set!

(Upon discovering the Triple Wave armor set.) HelpDesk (on-screen): You have discovered the Triple Wave armor set!

(Upon discovering the Ice II armor set.) HelpDesk (on-screen): You have discovered the Ice II armor set!

(Upon discovering the Stalker armor set.) HelpDesk (on-screen): You have discovered the Stalker armor set!

On-screen
(Upon reaching a continue point.) On-screen: CONTINUE POINT

(Upon approaching a Gadgetron vendor or weapon mod vendor.) On-screen: Press to activate vendor

(Upon attempting to buy something from the vendor, where X is the object in question.) On-screen: Are you sure you want to buy the X?

(Upon approaching the small console on Metalis, Dayni Moon or the treehouse.) On-screen: Press to play a Clank Challenge

(Upon standing on the Giant Clank launch pad on Metalis.) On-screen: Transform into Giant Clank

(Upon standing on the Giant Clank launch pad on Challax.) On-screen: Smash the Technomite Orbital Facilities

(Upon approaching the skyboarder.) On-screen: Press to start the race.

(Upon approaching the hospital bed at the Medical Outpost Omega ruins.) On-screen: Press to re-enter Dreamtime.

(Upon approaching Luna after completing inside Clank.) On-screen: Press to re-enter Clank.

(Upon earning a skill point.) On-screen: You got a skill point!

(Upon acquiring a titanium bolt.) On-screen: You have found a Titanium Bolt!

Teleporters
(Upon standing on the teleporter near the ship landing pad on Pokitaru.) On-screen: Press to teleport back to the beach.

(Upon standing on the teleporter on the beach on Pokitaru.) On-screen: Press to teleport back to your ship.

(Upon standing on the teleporter at the temple on Ryllus.) On-screen: Press to teleport back to your ship.

(Upon standing on the teleporter near ship landing pad on Ryllus.) On-screen: Press to teleport back to the temple.

(Upon standing on the teleporter near the ship landing pad on Kalidon.) On-screen: Return to Mungo.

(Upon standing on the teleporter in the Mungo arena on Kalidon.) On-screen: Press to teleport back to your ship.

(Upon standing on the teleporter at the arena with the titanium bolt on Metalis.) On-screen: Press to teleport back to your ship.

(Upon standing on the teleporter near ship landing pad on Metalis.) On-screen: Press to teleport back to the arena.

(Upon standing on the second teleporter at the arena on Metalis.) On-screen: Press to teleport back to the secret area.

(Upon standing on the teleporter inside Clank.) On-screen: Exit Clank.

(Upon standing on the teleporter near the ship landing pad on Challax.) On-screen: Return to hangar exterior.

(Upon standing on the teleporter near the hovercar within the Technomite City on Challax.) On-screen: Return to smokestacks.

(Upon standing on the teleporter on the smokestacks, before the hangar exterior, or at the hangar exterior on Challax.) On-screen: Press to teleport back to your ship.

(Upon standing on the teleporter near the ship landing pad on Dayni Moon.) On-screen: Press to teleport back to Luna Battleground

(Upon standing on the teleporter just before the Luna chase and after defeating Luna on Dayni Moon.) On-screen: Press to teleport back to your ship.

(Upon standing on the teleporter near the ship landing pad on an extended platform on Dayni Moon.) On-screen: Press to teleport to Clank Arena

(Upon standing on the teleporter near the Clank arena area on Dayni Moon.) On-screen: Press to teleport back to your ship.

(Upon standing on the teleporter near the hovercar within the clone factory on Quodrona.) On-screen: Press to challenge Otto.

(Upon standing on the teleporter near the door to enter Otto's arena on Quodrona.) On-screen: Press to teleport back to your ship.

Weapon on-screen text
(On pick-up of ammunition, where the X represents the count, and [weapon] the weapon you picked up ammo for) On-screen: X [weapon] ammo

(On upgrading a weapon, where the X represents the version number, and [weapon] the weapon you have upgraded) On-screen: You now have the [weapon] V.[2—4]

(On upgrading a titan weapon, where the X represents the version number, and [weapon] the weapon you have upgraded) On-screen: You now have the Titan [weapon] V.[2—4]

(Upon upgrading the Lacerator to its maximum level.) On-screen: You now have the Dual Lacerators.

(Upon upgrading the Acid Bomb Glove to its maximum level.) On-screen: You now have the Acid Detonator!

(Upon upgrading the Concussion Gun to its maximum level.) On-screen: You now have the Concussion Cannon!

(Upon upgrading the Agents of Doom to its maximum level.) On-screen: You now have the Agents of Dread!

(Upon upgrading the Scorcher to its maximum level.) On-screen: You now have the Incinerator!

(Upon upgrading the Bee Mine Glove to its maximum level.) On-screen: You now have the Killer Bee mine!

(Upon upgrading the Suck Cannon to its maximum level.) On-screen: You now have the Vortex Cannon!

(Upon upgrading the Sniper Mine to its maximum level.) On-screen: You now have the Deadeye Mine!

(Upon upgrading the Mootator to its maximum level.) On-screen: You now have the Armoogeddon!

(Upon upgrading the Shock Rocket to its maximum level.) On-screen: You now have the Electro Rocket!

(Upon upgrading the Static Barrier to its maximum level.) On-screen: You now have the Repulser Field!

(Upon upgrading the Laser Tracer to its maximum level.) On-screen: You now have the Optical Maser Array!

(Upon upgrading the RYNO to its maximum level.) On-screen: You now have the RYNOCERATOR!

Treehouse on-screen text
(Upon approaching a sign.) On-screen: Info

(Upon approaching certain computers.) On-screen: View Cinematic

(Upon approaching the large bulldozer.) On-screen: Next animation.

(Upon approaching and obtaining the CUT.) On-screen: You now have the CUT!

Other
(Upon completing a lap in a skyboard race, where the first X is the amount of laps raced and the second being the amount of laps total.) On-screen: You have completed lap X / X

(Upon winning a skyboard race.) On-screen: You have won the race!

(Upon winning every Clank challenge on Dayni Moon.) On-screen: Congratulations, you have won every Clank Challenge on this level! You have earned the Mootator!

(Upon collecting all titanium bolts.) On-screen: Through your heroic actions, you have earned the right to play as Dan in multiplayer!