User:Thatawesomecat/My Sandbox2

R&C1 script work page. Thatawesomecat - Yesterday at 9:16 AM my vague plan is >get the cutscene names, fix formatting >watch a longplay for the helpdesk lines >organize my files >play through the game for the qwark boss fight lines, Nebula G34, and the helpdesk lines that i didnt catch the first time around

Ratchet works on his ship
On-screen: Kyzil Plateau, Planet Veldin (11:13am local time)

Helpdesk girl: Final step: Attach Robotic Ignition System. Thank you for using HelpDesk technology.

Clank escapes from his ship
On-screen: Meanwhile, in a factory on a nearby planet...

On-screen: Approaching Planet Veldin (11:47am local time)

Investigate crash site (gameplay)
(Upon taking control of Ratchet) HelpDesk (on-screen): Welcome to the Gadgetron HelpDesk! We're here to offer you advice during your interplanetary travels. The HelpDesk is a free service provided by Gadgetron Corporation.

(Upon crossing the bridge)

HelpDesk (on-screen): You can interrupt HelpDesk messages by pressing. To disable HelpDesk messages, please select Options from your pause menu.

(After jumping onto some platforms)

HelpDesk (on-screen): Gadgetron's OmniWrench 8000 includes a new Comet-Strike feature! To activate it, use to crouch and then press.

(Upon breaking a Nanotech crate)

HelpDesk (on-screen): You just picked up Nanotech! Whenever you sustain injury, let Gadgetron's patented Nanotech system rebuild your body from the inside out!

(Upon being approached by three Electroids)

HelpDesk (on-screen): To use your Bomb Glove, press to equip it and  again to fire it. You can also use it in first-person by holding down.

You're quite handy with your wrench...
Clank: Interesting.

Ratchet: (screams)

Clank: You're quite handy with your wrench.

Ratchet: You bet! I built that ship with it.

Clank: Hmmm... currently I am in search of someone who could be of assistance in saving the solar system. Do you know where I might find that fellow?

Ratchet: Well, he's on the radio every week. Other than that, no. Hey, what's with all this save the solar system stuff anyway?

Infobot - Drek's plan
Drek: Hello, citizens of-

Drek: My race, the blarg, have a small problem. Our planet has become so polluted, overpopulated and poisonous that we are no longer able to dwell here. But I, Chairman Drek, have a solution. We are constructing a pristine new world using the choices of planetary components available. So, what does this mean to you, you might ask? Using highly sophisticated technology, which you couldn't possibly understand, we will be extracting a large portion of your planet and adding it to our new one. Unfortunately, this change in mass will cause your planet to spin out of control and drift into the sun where it will explode into a flaming ball of gas, but, of course, sacrifices must be made. Thank you for your cooperation.

Director: Cut!

Drek: And if you don't like it, you can take your whiny, sniveling, snot nosed populations, form a line behind me and kiss my- We're still on? Well turn it off, you idiot!

The people on those planets are hosed!
Ratchet: The people on those planets are hosed! Well, good luck getting Captain Qwark to help you.

Clank: Actually, you could help me. If you could use your ship to take me to the coordinates contained in this infobot, I might be able to gather further information there.

Ratchet: Even if I wanted to, I can't. I'm missing a crucial component of the ship.

Clank: The Robotic Ignition System!

Ratchet: How did you know that?

Clank: I sir happen to be equipped with the latest in Robotic Ignition Systems. My programming allows me to start any ship I choose.

Ratchet: So I agree to take you to this... wherever it is... and you get my ship started for me?

Clank: That is what I'm proposing.

Ratchet: Deal!

"This could be a problem"
On-screen: Chairman Drek's flagship. Veldin Orbit.

Drek: This could be a problem. Take care of it.

"Whoa! This is great!"
Ratchet: Whoa, this is great!

Ratchet: So that's where I've been stuck this whole time!

Clank: Please return your appendages to the steering mechanism, sir.

Ratchet: Huh? Oh right, heh. sorry. Oh, and by the way, you can stop calling me sir. The name's Ratchet.

Clank: Pleased to make your acquaintance, sir.

Ratchet: You got a name?

Clank: My serial number is B54296-

Ratchet: Oops! I'll just call you Clank for short. Hang on!

"I will not stand for this!"
On-screen: Back on Chairman Drek's flagship.

Drek: So you see, it would be most beneficial if your citizens were not in the city when my workers begin removing it.

Mayor: Preposterous! I will not stand for this!

Drek: Unfortunately, you have no choice in the matter.

Mayor: Let's just see what Captain Qwark has to say about that, my good man!

Drek: (laughs)

Mayor: I don't see what's so funny, Captain Qwark could dispatch you without even breaking a sweat! You, you puny...

Drek: You have now officially worn out your welcome, and my patience!

Mayor This is your last chance! Stop this madness now!

Drek: Okay, wait... you're right, I will withdraw my troops!

Mayor: Really?

Drek: No! He's all yours gentlemen! Try not to leave any marks!

Sorry about that.
Ratchet: Oooomph!

Ratchet: Uhm... Clank... where are you?

Clank: I'm right here.

Ratchet: Oh, sorry about that.

Ratchet: Well, we're not leaving the way we came in.

Clank: Perhaps we could procure a ship from one of the inhabitants.

Ratchet: If there are any left.

Find a new ship (gameplay)
HelpDesk (on-screen): When the game shows "Saving" in the bottom-right corner of the screen, your progress is being saved. While this text is on the screen, do not turn off the power

(After the following cutscene plays)

HelpDesk: Gadgetron infobots give you coordinates for new planets. You should press the SELECT button to bring up the map and go to your ship. It's marked with a star.

HelpDesk (on-scren): Gadgetron infobots give you coordinates for new planets. You should press the select button to bring up the map and go to your ship. It's marked with a star.

(After the following cutscene plays if Ratchet has already visited the Plumber) HelpDesk: Now that you have coordinates to two new planets, you can use your ship. Press the SELECT button to bring up the map - your ship is marked with a star.

HelpDesk (on-screen): Now that you have coordinates to two new planets, you can use your ship. Press the select button to bring up the map - your ship is marked with a star.

What are you? Mercenaries? Torturers?
Mayor: Don't hurt me! Don't hurt me! What are you? Mercenaries? Torturers? Assassins? I'll tell you anything! Here, take my infobot, it's all I got left.

Clank: Sir, we're not assass-

Ratchet: Hold on, let's see what he's got.

Infobot - Ad for Al's Roboshack
Qwark: Has this ever happened to you?

Qwark: Hi, I'm Captain Qwark, and believe me, there's nothing worse than staring down a Blargian snagglebeast from the inside and knowing your equipment isn't functioning properly! That's why I come to Al's Robo Shack for all my electronic needs. Al has been the exclusive repair shop for my super electro gadgets since I was knee high to a sand mouse! If Al can't fix it, it's not broke, right Al?

Al: Er...

Qwark: You said it pal! So if you're fighting crime, or just fighting grime.. (chuckles) Come to Al's Robo Shack in Metropolis for all your robotic repairs. Al's Robo Shack, it's Qwarktastic!

Captain Qwark has really sold out.
Clank: Do you know what this means?

Ratchet: Yeah, Captain Qwark has really sold out.

Clank: No, it means Captain Qwark is on Metropolis! We could tell him about this invasion.

Ratchet: If we had a ship.

Mayor: Huh? Uh,a ship? You mean you're not gonna torture me? Well, as planetary chairman I could arrange for you to borrow our courier ship!

Ratchet: Cool!

Clank: You can count on us, sir.

Ratchet: Right, thank you, your chairman shippliness.

Explore the waterworks (gameplay)
(Upon approaching the window near the Plumber) HelpDesk: To enter look-around mode, press and hold.

HelpDesk (on-screen): To enter look-around mode, press and hold the button.

Look - plumber's crack!
Plumber: Dadblast-it!

Ratchet: (chuckles) Look, Plumber's Crack!

Plumber: What did you just say?

Ratchet: I said "Look, the plumber's back."

Plumber: Alright wise guy, shouldn't you be on one of them escape transports?

Ratchet: Escape transports?

Plumber: Newsflash, giant robots attacking! The escape transports have taken all the rich fokes off this goddarn planet!

Ratchet: So why aren't you on one?

Plumber: Socialeconomic disperity.

Ratchet: What?

Clank: He hasn't got enough bolts.

Plumber: Working people have to wait for Captain Qwark to save us!

Ratchet: Well, got anything worth a lot of bolts?

Plumber: I got this thing - shows two weirdos ditching their ship. It's got coordinates to a desert planet too.

Clank: An infobot! Ratchet, we could use that.

Geronimo!
Plumber: Geronimo!

Ratchet: Did he just slide down a sewer pipe?

Infobot - Distress call from Skid
Skid: Mayday, mayday! This is the solarship Radical. We seem to be under attack from the planet's surface!

Agent: Relax Skid, it looks like some sort of fireworks display. Probably in your honor.

Skid: Whoa, that was close...

Skid: (yells)

Agent: Pipe down, I can't concentrate!

Skid: Ooh, we've been hit!

Agent: Er... an unexpected detour. When we land I'll see if I can scare up an exhibition for you.

Skid: But I'm not gonna live that long!

Agent: Kid, let's amscray!

Skid: Eject! Eject!

Did you see that guy on the left?
Ratchet: Did you see that guy on the left? That was Skid McMarx.

Clank: Does he know about Captain Qwark?

Ratchet: I doubt it. He's a Pro Hoverboarder, always going off about how cool he is.

Clank: Looks like he's in trouble.

Ratchet: I'll say! I never saw him look so freaked out.

After Did you see that guy on the left?
(If Ratchet has not obtained a ship yet) HelpDesk (on-screen): Gadgetron infobots give you coordinates for new planets. Now that you have the infobot for Planet Aridia you'll need to find a ship to get there.

Welcome!
Robo Qwark: Welcome to the Captain Qwark fitness course! If you're strong enough, fast enough and clever enough to beat my fitness challenge, you will receive a reward from my head trainer! Simply make your way to the third island to complete the course. Good luck! (starts speaking fast) Qwark enterprises is not responsible for sprains, broken bones, snapped tendons, bruised egos or accidental death incurred while taking the challenge.

Excuse me Captain...
Clank: Excuse me captain, but we have more pressing issues. We urgently need your assistance.

Ratchet: Clank?

Clank: Yes?

Ratchet: Do you notice anything unusual about Captain Qwark?

Clank: Well I find the fact that he has a spring where his legs should be to be quite puzzling.

Ratchet: And why do you think that is?

Clank: Possibly an injury occurred while battling evil?

Ratchet: This is't the real Captain Qwark, you numskull! It's a robot!

Clank: Oh.

Listen up you lardballs!
Helga: Listen up, you lardballs! That was the most pathetic display I have ever seen on that obstacle course!

Ratchet: Whadaya mean?

Clank: We finished the circuit, ma'am.

Helga: Ya, but it was veak, veak, VEAK! Vhen I was competing I would devour courses like that for breakfast!

Ratchet: Bet that's not all.

Helga: If it were up to me, you would drill, drill, drill for the rest of the day! But somehow you managed to impress that fool Captain Qwark!

Clank: Captain Qwark knows about us?

Helga: He certainly does. And vorst of all, he wants me to give you a prize for that ridiculous performance!

Ratchet: Cool, what is it?

Helga: I'm supposed to give you a Svingshot, so you can svay to and fro like little insects!

Ratchet: Alright, let's see it.

Helga: Not so fast! Today the two of you disgraced my obstacle course, so I am going to make you pay!

Clank: But that prize is ours from the captain. That's not fair. Woman: Too bad, life's not fair.

The two of you make me sick.
Ratchet: Sweet! I bet Captain Qwark uses stuff like this all the time.

Helga: Ha! Real men can sving without silly toys like that!

Helga: The two of you make me sick!

Hey, you're that robot guy, right?
Clank: Ratchet, that's the man we saw on the infobot. Remember? He knows Captain Qwark!

Ratchet: Hey, you're that robot guy, right?

Al: No, actually I build robots. I myself am not a robot guy per se, heheheheh...

Ratchet: Nerd.

Clank: I like him.

Al: So, now that we've clared that up, what can I do for you?

Clank: Well, we saw your infobot announcement. You were with Captain Qwark. We're trying to find Captain Qwark. We thought you could help us.

Al: Your logic is commendable, however I haven't seen Captain Qwark since we shot that commercial. Say, do you run on standard XP-18 sisterboards?

Clank: Version 7.66.

Al: Back at ya! I may be able to help you out after all. How does a helipack upgrade sound?

Ratchet: Upgrade?

Al: Natch. Since he's a seven-six-six, I could have the little guy up and flying in no time! Of course, I'll just need my fee for service.

Okay, this won't hurt a bit.
Al: Okay, this won't hurt a bit.

Clank: Hey wait!

Clank: Ratchet, am I cool now?

Ratchet: Hey, you're da man, Clank!

Al: You're welcome!

Infobot - Drek orders deforestation
Lieutenant: Greetings, Executive Chairman Drek!

Drek: Dispense with the pleasantaries, lieutenant. My sources tell me you're behind schedule. You must prepare this planet to be harvested for our new world!

Lieutenant: Yes sir. As you can see, everything is moving along, as planned.

Drek: I'm counting on you, lieutenant. And as your former commander can tell you, I don't take disappointment well.

Lieutenant: Yes sir! I won't fail!

That lieutenant doesn't seem so tough.
Clank: Drek is destroying yet another planet!

Ratchet: Yeah, but if that's the kind of help he's getting, I don't think we have anything to worry about.

Clank: You should not underestimate Chairman Drek. He is quite dangerous. We must find Captain Qwark!

Ratchet: Look, that lieutenant doesn't seem so tough. Let's take him out ourselves!

Clank: Perhaps we can persuade the lieutenant to tell us where Drek is!

Ratchet: Haha... now you're talking!

It's him! Skid McMarx!
Ratchet: It's him! Skid McMarx!

Clank: That man from the infobot.

Skid McMarx: In the flesh, little dude! You guys get a load of that epic space battle I was in?

Ratchet: We saw you screaming for help.

Skid McMarx: Uh, that was like a war cry. My agent and I got ambushed on the way to hoverboard practice.

Clank: Did he survive the crash, sir?

Skid McMarx: Aah, he's okay. But I've had a little trouble getting back to my ship due to my sprained ankle.

Ratchet: Oh come on!

Skid McMarx: If you can take out all the sandsharks, I just might have a spare hoverboard for you!

Clank: We'd love to help you Mr McMarx, but Ratchet and I need to find Captain-

Ratchet: Shhh! One of your boards? Hmmm... I've always wanted a decent hoverboard... alright, you just keep that foot elevated.

Here, catch!
Skid McMarx: Here man, catch.

Ratchet: A brand new Z-3000! You can't even buy these!

Skid McMarx: Well, I gotta bail. Catch you dudes in the hoverboard races.

Use your swingshot (gameplay)
(After obtaining the Trespasser)

Ratchet: Yes!

No signal whatsoever!
Agent: Aargh, no signal whatsoever! This down time is killing me!

Clank: Do you need medical attention, sir?

Agent: Don't be so literal, son! The problem is I'm stranded on this backwater planet and my star client is nowhere to be found!

Ratchet: Hey, we saw you on that infobot! You're Skid's agent!

Agent: WAS Skid's agent. Haven't seen him since our ship crashed, and an agent without a client is like a flea without a dog! Say, you look like an athletic kid. If you can bring back the championship prize from the hoverboard races in Blackwater City, I'll make you my next star!

Clank: We have no time for trivial matters, sir.

Ratchet: Hmmm... I could be the next Skid McMarx!

Great work kid!
(When Ratchet brings the Agent the Zoomerator)

Agent: Fantastic! You got it! Great work kid!

Ratchet: So, are you gonna represent me?

Agent: You bet kid! And as a signing bonus, I got... this!

Ratchet: Cool helmet!

Clank: That is a Sonic Summoner. It is used to attract sand mice.

Agent: Right, and it's all yours! Well, I'm off to finalize the paperwork! I'll have my people call your people!

Clank: Do you have people?

"Yes, quite lovely."
Drek: Yes, quite lovely. That should just about do it.

Drek: Commander, we are finished with this world. Commence towing our planet to its next destination.

Drek: Lieutenant!

Lieutenant: Yes sir!

Drek: You have fulfiled your tree quota. Barely.

Lieutenant: We are ready to return to base!

Drek: Not so fast, lieutenant! Just because we don't need any more trees doesn't mean THEY should have them! Destroy everything! (chuckles)

Explore the mills (gameplay)
(After obtaining the Suck Cannon)

Ratchet: Sweet!

You sure showed him.
Ratchet: You sure showed him!

Clank: I suppose I did.

Infobot - Recruiting advertisement
Drek: Is your current occupation leaving a rotten taste in your mouth?

Drek: Then you need to know about BTS - blarg Tactical Research Station. Hi, I'm Surpreme Executive Chairman Drek, and we here at BTS are seeking motivated individuals to fill positions in these exciting careers.

Drek: Grindboot tester, warhead assembly technician...

Drek:...mutant animal husbandry, robot repairman...

Drek: ...Suck Cannon test dummy, administrative assistant...

Drek: So call BTS! Build our weapons while you build your future!

Scientist: I'm calling BTS today!

Now we're talkin'!
Ratchet: Now we're talkin'! Did you see all the cool gadgets they were making? Let's go get some!

Clank: No, we must continue our search for Captain Qwark.

Ratchet: You're absolutely right.

Clank: I am?

Ratchet: Sure, we need to find Qwark. Although when we find him, wouldn't it be nice to tell him where Drek is?

Clank: I suppose.

Ratchet: Well, we go to the space station and talk to the scientists. They work for Drek, so they're bound to know where he is.

Clank: I am unsure about your logic.

Ratchet: Aah, you think too much! Come on, let's go!

Whew, I thought I was a goner...
Inventor: Whew, I thought I was a goner this time. Some nano-wit in genetics must have left the cages open again.

Ratchet: You can come down now.

Inventor: Honestly, a Gadget Engineer deserves a bit more respect if you ask me!

Clank: So, you are an inventor?

Inventor: Gadget Engineer, I create revolutionary devices for Surpreme Executive Chairman Drek. For instance.. viola! My soon to be patented grindboots.

Inventor: Look, I need to get out of here so I can find a new job. How about I sell you these, at cost?

Ratchet: Sell? After we just saved your scrawny butt?

Inventor: Alright, I'll give you the employee discount too.

Well, thanks!
Inventor: Well, thanks. I'm gonna get outta here while I still can.

Clank: I'm back.

Ratchet: So you are.

Clank: And, I found this.

Journey outside the airlock (gameplay)
Ratchet: Hey, cool! It's a... a... what is it?

Clank: A hydrodisplacer.

Ratchet: Great, I always wanted one of those... I guess...

Infobox - Newscast from Rilgar
Darla Gratch: This is Darla Gratch reporting live from Blackwater City. We've just learnt that Captain Qwark will be presenting the grand prize at the Intergalactic Hoverboard Championship, which will be held here over the next few days.

Darla Gratch: In related news, this planet has recently been suffering from an infestation of strange amoeboid creatures. The city's administration has assured this reporter that every step has been taken to eradicate these nuisances. Darla Gratch, Channel 2 news.

[NOTE: This next part can not be viewed if you haven't seen Skid or his agent back at Aridia.] (?)

Destroy the warship (gameplay)
Ratchet: Did you see that?

Clank: Yes. I hope the poor woman is alright.

Ratchet: Aah, she's fine... I think. I was talking about the hoverboard races.

(?)
(Find out what this mission is called when you first visit the planet)

Salesman: RYNO for your robot - trade ya.

Ratchet: Well... okay!

Clank: Ratchet!

Ratchet: I'm kidding! Sorry, he's not for sale. And what's a RYNO anyway?

Salesman: Rip Ya a New One.

Ratchet: What did you just say to me?

Salesman: R-Y-N-O - Rip Ya a New One.

Clank: Why, that's the most powerful missile launcher in the galaxy! I know it's worth a lot of bolts! He must have stolen it from the blarg!

Salesman: Stolen? Look Trash Can, did I says anything about it being hot? You'd better watch your mouth or I'll-

Ratchet: Wait, don't tell me - Rip Ya a New One.

(AFter purchasing the RYNO) Ratchet: Urgh, this thing is heavy!

Salesman: Yeah, try carrying it around in yer trench coat for 2 months.

Clank: Thank you, sir. We'll be sure to tell everyone about your services.

Salesman: Listen, little twerp! If you tell anyone what you saw or what we's talked about--

Ratchet: Do I even have to say it?

Salesman: Yous two have a nice day!

Welcome!
Hoverboard girl: Welcome to the Hovercon Intergalactic Hoverboarding Competition! Captain Qwark's giving away a brand new Platinum Zoomerator to the winner of this competition!

[NOTE: If you haven't seen Skid's agent, then you won't get this next part of the dialogue.] (?)

Clank: A Platinum Zoomerator! Perhaps that will be proof of your accomplishment that Skid's agent requires.

Hoverboard girl: Wait, do you guys mean Skid McMarx?

Ratchet: Yeah, Skid couldn't make it, so we're here to, you know, fill in for him.

Hoverboard girl: Guess we'll see about that.

Hi folks, Captain Qwark here.
Qwark: Hi folks, Captain Qwark here. It is my distinct pleasure to introduce this year's Hovercon Intergalactic Champions! Let's give it up for newcomers-

Robot voice: Ratchet and Clank!

Ratchet: Hey look, that's us!

Qwark: Today's winners will take home a brand new Professional Grade Model T-15 Platinum Zoomerator! Manufactured by Gadgetron, this hoverboard drive delivers more lift, speed and manoeuverability than any other anti-grav device on the market!

Qwark: Well folks, that's all the time we have. Tonight, remember to set your infobots to the Qwark Classic Channel for tonight's episode of "Dogfight Over Death Canyon", starring yours truly. Thank you and have a Qwarktastic day!

Hey, hey, hey! Press conference is over!
Bouncer: Hey hey hey! Press conference is over! Captain Qwark don't want no more reporters bugging him in his trailer!

Ratchet: Oh... you see, my friend and I need to speak to the Captain about a matter of galactic security.

Bouncer: You mean you and your walking camera? You paparazzi make me sick! Now beat it!

Clank: But sir, I'm sure that Captain Qwark will understand once we-

Bouncer: No, no, save it. I know how it works. You convince me to let you in. You snap a picture of the captain in his underpants.

Ratchet: ...underpants?

Bouncer: Then, you sell the picture to the Info-Tabloids for a million bolts!

Ratchet: You got it all wrong!

Bouncer: Meanwhile, I'm stuck here making six bolts an hour and I have to listen to a lecture from that cheapskate Qwark! So you don't get in unless I get a kickback, in advance!

(?)
(Find out what this mission is called when you first visit the planet)

Bouncer: You see how it works - you grease the hinges, the door opens.

Captain... Qwark?
Clank: Captain... Qwark?

Qwark: Whazzat?

Ratchet: It's Ratchet and Clank, Captain! You know, from the-

Qwark: Oh yes, yes, I know who you are.

Ratchet: You do?

Qwark: Yes, and thank the Galaxy you found me.

Ratchet: Huh?

Qwark: There's an awful plot being hatched to destroy our planets!

Clank: Ratchet, he knows!

Ratchet: Great. Does that mean we can go hoverboarding now?

Qwark: My friends, we're all in grave danger, and together we can put a stop to this madness.

Ratchet: Together? You mean, you want OUR help?

Qwark: Look Ratchet, I've been keeping an eye on you, and I've never seen anyone with such raw talent. You are a true hero in the making.

Ratchet: Really? You mean, I could be famous?

Qwark: Oh, absolutely. Oh, here, take this.

Infobot - Infomercial for Qwark's HQ
Qwark: (narrating) What makes one man toil in obscurity while another becomes a hero? Is it strength, compassion, determination, or just pure blind luck? Wise men through the ages have struggled with that very question, but Captain Qwark knows the secret! That's why he's been able to defeat more desparates, rescue more damsels in distress and save more civilisations than any other hero in the Galaxy! Now is your opportunity to see if you got the stuff heroes are made of! This infobot contains coordinates to Qwark's secret base. Can you quickly conquer Qwark's killer candidate of qwonfounded complextions? Can you quickly qwon - can, can you Qwarkly quick - eurgh! Just make your way through the defenses to the center of the base! Prove yourself, learn the secret, and earn your place in Galactic History! Consult your doctor before attempting any straineous exercise. Not responsible for death or dismemberment. Your results may vary.

Meet me at.. uh...
Qwark: Meet me at... uh... (puts the microphone away) Meet me at my headquarters.

Ratchet: Hey, "Captain Ratchet" - what do you think?

Clank: We won't fail you sir, we promise!

Welcome to my challenge course.
Qwark: Welcome to my challenge course. Now is your chance to prove yourself strong and brave! Like me, heheh. Conquer it and you'll join in my fight against evil!

Ratchet: HAVEN'T WE DONE ENOUGH ALREADY?

Qwark: What? I can't hear you!

Ratchet: I SAID - HAVEN'T - WE - DONE-

Qwark: Sorry, still having trouble! Tell me later!

Ratchet: LATER?! WE MIGHT BE DEAD BY THEN!

Qwark: What?

Ratchet: Alright Clank, let's get going.

Step into the Ring of Heroes...
Qwark: Well, well. You two continue to surprise me.

Qwark: Step into the Ring of Heroes and I will truly give what you deserve.

Clank: Ratchet, this is no time for you to become cautious! We have reached our goal!

Ratchet: I don't know. There's something fishy going on around here.

Qwark: Listen to your little metal friend, Ratchet. Your destiny is just mere steps away.

Ratchet: It's just something doesn't seem right.

Clank: This is it! Qwark is going to help us stop Chairman Drek!

Qwark: Why thank you Clank. You have been... most helpful.

Get offa me you idiot!
Ratchet: Oof!

Ratchet: Get offa me, you idiot!

Qwark: I love it when a plan comes together!

Clank: What do you mean?

Ratchet: What do you think he means, genius? He's not gonna help us, he's gonna kill us!

Qwark: You catch on quick. Although there is one problem with your hypothesis- I'm not going to kill you.

Ratchet: You're not?

Qwark: No. He is!

Clank: But... why?

Qwark: But why? It's really not that difficult to decipher! I'm the official spokesman for Drek's new planet. I don't want you two getting in the way of my comeback!

Ratchet: This isn't over, Qwark!

Qwark: No... but it will be soon.

Find a new ship (gameplay)
Clank: I wonder what that infobot is for?

Ratchet: Maybe it could replace you.

Infobot - SOS from Batalia
Commando: We're pinned down! We're pinned down! The ships are hammering our position from the aisle!

Commando: That was a little TOO close! We need support, NOW!

Commando: Actually, I need support. My entire battalion went AWOL and required me to fight this war on my own! If the enemy doesn't kill those guys, I will! I'm not gonna last much longer! Requesting immediate assistance! Over and out!

That's it! I'm outta here!
Clank: Those are Drek's ships destroying that planet! We must help that commando!

Ratchet: Are you serious? That's it! I am outta here! Captain Qwark is gonna be sorry he messed with me!

Clank: This is not about Captain Qwark any more. There are innocent lives being lost.

Ratchet: Yeah, well I'm done with this stupid hero stuff! I got my own agenda now!

Clank: Ratchet, this is not like you.

Ratchet: What do you know about me? You spent this whole time looking for Qwark. You don't know anything about me!

Clank: I know that you will do the right thing.

Ratchet: Well right now the only thing I wanna do is find Qwark!

Ratchet: How do you start this stupid thing?

Clank: Have you forgotten? You need a Robotic Ignition System.

Clank: I will start the ship as long as you help that commando.

Ratchet: So... blackmail, is it? Fine. Just shut up and start the ship.

"Back so soon?"
Drek: Back so soon?

Qwark: (after a couple of seconds) Oh... you're talking to me...

Drek: I'm not on the habit of talking to myself, you buffoon. Did you get rid of them?

Qwark: Yes! ...no... well I... I had this plan and I thought-

Drek: You thought! You thought! I do the thinking around here, you slug brained idiot! I simply needed you to eliminate those two nuisances before they can cause any real trouble!

Qwark: But I wanted to-

Drek: Do you still want to be the highly paid spokesman for my planet?

Qwark: Yeah...

Drek: Then the next time I send you to do a job, I want RESULTS!!! Now get out of my sight!

At attention you deserting maggots!
Commando: At attention, you deserting maggots!

Commando: The next time you soldiers try to go AWOL I'll shoot you myself!

Ratchet: Look, I just wanna-

Commando: Zip it worm! You see those bombers? If you don't get to the turrets and knock those ships out of the sky, this whole town's gonna be rubble! Meet me at the city entrance!

Clank: He needs our help!

Ratchet: Yeah, well why don't you go on and help him... into another trap. Well, go on, go fight some evil.

Clank: At least I'm not a coward!

Ratchet: Whatever. As soon as I find Qwark I'm selling you for scrap.

Blasted thing. It won't budge!
Commando: Blasted thing, it won't budge! I've tried everything I know short of nuclear weaponry... hmmm... no, never mind.

Ratchet: Well, you tried. See ya.

Commando: Not so fast soldier! You're going into that compound even if I have to throw you!

Commando: Aha! That ventilation shaft leads to the turret platform! Soldier, find a way to use that shaft to infiltrate the compound undetected!

Clank: Hmmm...

Commando: You've shown bravery by making it this far, and for that, I reward you.

Commando: I intercepted this communique that you might find useful. Take it. I'm off to find my battalion. Good luck.

Infobot - Orxon history
Drek: Hello once again fellow blarg, I hope this message finds you well! As many of you know, our home planet is no longer habitable. We've abandoned our factories, our laboratories and our happy lives because of the encroaching pollution, leaving much behind. Fortunately, the nearby planets will supply us with all we need to create our new home, which is nearing completion! Once our scientists locate the ideal orbit, our new world will be perfect! So reserve your space now, prime locations are filling up fast. Good day!

I got bigger fish to fry
Clank: Now do you understand why we must stop him? He won't rest until he's destroyed every planet in the galaxy!

Ratchet: Yeah, well I got bigger fish to fry.

Clank: Bigger than the galaxy?

Ratchet: Well, different fish anyway. Look, didn't that commando guy said we can get into that compound?

Clank: Yes. By using the ventilation shaft. But we need something special to walk on that.

Ratchet: Fine, let's get going then. We'll come back later.

Halt! Who are you?
Deserter: Halt! Who are you? What are you doing?

Clank: We are on a mission to save the galaxy!

Ratchet: Speak for yourself, and put your hands down, you look ridiculous.

Deserter: Actually, I don't care who you are. I've gotta get the heck outta here. I joined the army to get money to go to college. I never knew I'd end up in a war! Go figure.

Clank: This is a noble cause, sir.

Deserter: Noble my hiney. I just want to get home to my family.

Deserter: Here, I pulled this off a busted robot. Give me some bolts for bus fare and it's yours.

Buy Deserter's Infobot (gameplay)
Deserter: Thanks a bunch. Good luck saving the galaxy or whatever.

Infobot - Pilot's Helmet demo
Blarg scientist: Greetings, Surpreme Executive Chairman Drek. As you can see we're about to test our newest automated Pilot's Helmet. This helmet allows pilots to control our latest hi-tech fighters using only their thoughts. Please enjoy the demostration.

Blarg scientist: Ooh, we still have a... a few minor adjustments to make...

I have GOT to get me one!
Ratchet: Whoa! If they ever get the kinks worked out of that thing, I have GOT to get me one of those!

Clank: If they are working for Chairman Drek, they may know where he is.

Ratchet: Is that all you can think about, Drek this and Drek that? I got my own problems!

Clank: If you cannot see the importance of this situation, you do have problems.

Ratchet: Yeah, well if you're so smart, how come you fell for Qwark's stupid trick?

Ratchet: Ah, forget it. We both need to get to this planet and that's all that matters.

Hey, I know you two
(After returning to Batalia with the magneboots)

Plumber: Hey, I know you two.

Ratchet: Look, the plumber's back!

Plumber: Very funny.

Clank: What are you doing here, sir?

Plumber: Maintenance, what else? I help fix this planet's useless air defenses.

Ratchet: Well you'd better hurry up.

Plumber: The turret works fine, you little yahoo! It's the locals. They haven't got the skilled manpower to use it!

Ratchet: I'm a pretty good shot!

Plumber: You? No, I'm gonna lose my job...

Ratchet: Oh c'mon! What's the sense of keeping up a turret if no one's gonna use it? Besides, the blarg chased you off the last planet. Why don't we pay 'em back?

Plumber: Well, alright, go on if you want. Just don't break anything.

Well, well, well.
Plumber: Well, well, well. Looks like he's good for something after all. Here, take this.

Ratchet: What is it?

Plumber: It detects underground bolts. My grandfather designed it to suck up loose change on any planet in the galaxy. What a cheap old man he was... Well, see ya around sometime.

Search the laboratories (gameplay)
(After obtaining the magneboots) Clank: Oomph!

Traverse the wilderness (gameplay)
Clank: Hmmm... better not let Ratchet see this one.

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(Find out what this mission is called)

Ratchet: Hey, are you giving me these or not?

Clank: They are magnetic. I appear to be stuck to them.

Ratchet: Oh.

?
Ratchet: What do you have in there?

Clank: Gears. Metal filings. Dust.

Ratchet: You know what I mean. What is it?

Clank: I will show you this but you must promise to stay focused on our mission.

Ratchet: Is it something about Qwark?

Infobot - Jowai Resort ad
Resort owner: Cities are full of smog, swamps are full of muck and dark pits are full of dark, but here at Jowai Resort the sun shines twenty-four hours a day! Visitors get a free O2 mask to explore our warm waters! The benign marine life will welcome you to the big blue world under the sea! You can also use our complimentary flippers to partake in speed swimming! So come to Jowai Resort, and leave your world and your troubles behind!

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Ratchet: Jowai Resort, Pokitaru!

Clank: I knew it.

Ratchet: Oh come on! Switch off your nerd circuits and have some fun! Look, we'll go just long enough to pick up the O2 mask.

Clank: Perhaps the extra oxygen will help your brain to function properly!

Ratchet: Yeah, and maybe the salt water will rust your mouth shut!

Clank: Hmph!

Find the pilot's helmet (gameplay)
Ratchet: Now THIS is cool!

You ARE friendly, aren't you?
Resort owner: Hey, you two are the first friendly faces I've seen in weeks! ...you ARE friendly, aren't you?

Ratchet: To you, yes. To him, no.

Resort owner: Well friend, have I got a deal for you. Since the blarg began dumping their toxic sludge into our ocean, the wildlife has-

Clank: Become ravenous mutants?

Resort owner: Yeah, you could say that. All my customers either left or became lunch, so I'm closing the place down. However, I just so happen to have one -count 'em one - O2 mask left.

Ratchet: How much?

Resort owner: It's not for sale.

Clank: But you said-

Resort owner: I said I had a deal! And indeed I do. You boys get rid of those blarg ships and it's yours. Just escort me to the other end of the island and you can use our jet fighter.

Ratchet: Jet fighter eh? Alright, but you better not try to stiff us!

...where's that fighter?
Ratchet: We're here, now where's that fighter?

Resort owner: Right there in that locked garage. One tourist crashes a jet and wham! Hehe... lawsuit!

Clank: That lock is unlike any I have seen!

Resort owner: Very astute observation, Mr. Shiny. I can't open it either. I don't trust the tourists, and the board of directors don't trust me. So we have a little problem.

Ratchet: WE have a little problem? I just want the O2 mask. So if you can't open up the lock, that's YOUR problem! Now cough up the mask!

Resort owner: I can see that you really want to fly our jet, so I'll tell you what. Go talk to Bob in his roboshack. He knows about these locks.

Whadda we got here?
Bob: Well, well... whadda we got here?

Clank: Hey, watch it!

Bob: I recognise that work. You've been to see Al, ain'tcha?

Ratchet: Yeah, he installed the heli-pack.

Bob: I kin see that. I taught that idjit brother of mine everything he knows. Look, if you want some real hardware, I kin fix this lil' feller up with a thruster pack!

Clank: Ooh!

Ratchet: Will that help us get past that weird lock by the fighter garage?

Bob: Ah, you know about those gizmos, huh? That sure as heck will. It's got a real special power slam move built right in!

Ratchet: It's a good thing I need it to get to that jet or you'll be outta luck, pal!

I AM da man!
Clank: I've got it.

Bob: I'll have yeh fixed up faster'n a horny toad a hoppin'!

Bob: There ya are lil' buddy! Better an' new!

Clank: That's right, I am da man!

Ratchet: Yeah... not bad.

Destroy the blarg ships
Resort owner: Well I guess that should do it. Here you go.

Ratchet: It's about time.

Hey, what are you doing here?
Ratchet: Hey, what are you doing here?

Inventor: I'm searching for a very elusive and secret substance.

Clank: Raritanium?

Inventor: Uhhh, maybe?

Clank: The oceans on this planet are said to be an excellent source of that element.

Inventor: Well, not anymore. All that toxic dumping has obscured any trace of it.

Inventor: You will find Raritanium for me!

Ratchet: No I will not!

Inventor: Piece of junk! My latest invention - the Persuader! I intended to use it to control people's minds, but the only thing it's gotten me so far is a discount from Gadgetron vendors.

Ratchet: Hey, I could use that!

Inventor: Well, I'll trade it for some Raritanium!

Clank: I believe that planet Hoven is an excellent source of that element.

This is precisely what I need
Inventor: Perfect! This is precisely what I need! (brings out the Persuader again and speaks in his hypnotist voice) You will bring me more Raritanium!

Ratchet: You CAN'T be serious!

Inventor: Ah well, I tried.

Infobot - Planetbuster plans
Drek: Hello again everyone, Surpreme Executive Chairman Drek here to fill you in on our progress. We have now found the perfect orbit for our planet, one which will allow for the optimum temperature, all year round! However, there is a planet now occupying that orbit, and sadly for its few insignificant inhabitants, it must be destroyed. That's why we've created this - the Planet Buster Maximus, a device capable of blowing an entire planet to sub-atomic particles! We're quite proud of it! Here's how it works. We attach the Planet Buster to this ship, fly it into orbit around the planet, and let it go! Kaboom! Heheh, quite ingenious really. Once our trained professionals put the finishing touches on our new planet, everything will be complete! Thank you! Goodbye!

Catch the infobot (gameplay)
Ratchet: Now this guy's gonna blow up an entire planet? That's just mean!

Clank: That's what I've been telling you.

Ratchet: Look, I'm still gunning for Qwark, but if we end up taking out Drek too, heh, fine!

Ratchet: What?

Clank: You do care.

Ratchet: Don't push it pal.

Destroy the Planetbuster (gameplay)
(Does this have a different name beforehand?)

Clank: That must be the ship that will transport the bomb.

Ratchet: Ya think? Great work detective.

(Upon approaching the Planetbuster) Clank: We are too late! The ship is leaving!

Ratchet: Hang on, there's an unused turret over there! Hey, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Clank: I seriously doubt it.

Infobot - Attack Gorda City
Drek: Men, you are about to embark on a very dangerous mission. We will be launching a heavily armed surprise attack from our new moon base against the completely unarmed planet. Actually, that doesn't sound too dangerous... moves. Steal the power generators from Gorda City. Then, destroy anything, that... doesn't move! Oh, and don't forget - have fun!
 * abrupt cough* Nevertheless... your orders are simple - destroy anything that

Destroy the Planetbuster (gameplay) (continued)
Clank: We must get to the moon base and stop Drek.

Ratchet: No, we have to get to the moon base to find Qwark. If Drek is there, Qwark is probably with him!

Clank: But Drek is going to destroy that city! We must get to the base!

Ratchet: That's what I said!

Clank: No, that is what I said!

Ratchet: Fine!

Clank: Fine!

Ratchet: ...fine!

Aww heck!
Driller: Awww, heck!

Clank: Is there a problem, sir?

Driller: Ya'll wouldn't have any spare parts, would you?

Ratchet: Help yourself.

Driller: These dang rocks keep breaking my drill!

Clank: That rock is Raritanium!

Ratchet: Let me take a look at that drill.

Driller: Well shoot my dog and call me Sally! Thanks partner!

Ratchet: No problem. I suppose I could take that rock off your hands too.

Driller: Heck, here you go!

Hey buddy, what's shakin'?
Ratchet: Hey buddy, what's shakin'?

Edwina: Oh my goodness!

Edwina: Aren't you just a little angel?

Clank: Hehehe... actually, I'm a little robot.

Edwina: Heh heh, you're funny too!

Ratchet: Yeah, well looks aren't everything.

Edwina: You be nice! I think I got something special for you! How would you like a Hydropack upgrade!

Clank: That would be quite helpful for swimming underwater.

Ratchet: Whatever.

There ya go sweetie!
Edwina: There ya go sweetie! You look so handsome!

Clank: Thank you miss. Your craftpersonship is excellent.

Ratchet: If you two are through...

Clank: Jealous?

Edwina: You can come back and see me any old time!

You really are an idiot.
On-screen Surpreme Executive Chairman Drek's flagship - Oltanis Orbit

Drek: It is time to begin your new assignment.

Qwark: Ah, a photo op by your shiny new shuttle! Terrific idea!

Drek: (sighs) You really are an idiot...

Qwark: What?

Drek: YOU are to take that shuttle to the moon base and ambush those two miscreants when they arrive!

Qwark: Oh yes! Heh, er, who are they again?

Drek: (yelling) Those two!

Qwark: Oh, of course! There's just one problem, I'm-

Drek: Too washed up for ground combat? True. That is why I will be loaning you my star fighter! You can still fly, can't you?

Drek: It's settled then. You will acquire the star fighter once you get to the moon. Screw this up and the endorsement deal is off!

Qwark: But that would ruin me! You wouldn't!

Drek: (chuckles) Try me.

I did not see Drek's ship.
Clank: I did not see Drek's ship. We must have missed him.

Ratchet: Aargh! Who knows where Qwark is now? If we're gonna catch those two, we'll need a faster ship!

Clank: Perhaps this space station will supply the ship we need.

Ratchet: Well, we're here. Let's go check it out.

Hello Captain Ratchet!
Qwark: Hello, "Captain Ratchet"!

Ratchet: Aaaargh!

Qwark: Come and get me, hero!

Clank: Perhaps we could obtain a ship in there!

Ratchet: Great idea! Let's go!

Yes! Qwark is history!
Ratchet: Yes! Qwark is history!

Clank: Despite my earlier criticism, I must admit, your piloting skills are improving!

Ratchet: I knew you'd come around!

Clank: But that has not helped us locate Drek!

Ratchet: C'mon Clank, can't you just once relax and enjoy a little... success?

Ratchet: Hey, you wanna catch Drek? Betcha this baby can do it!

Infobot - Newscast from Oltanis
Darla Gratch: This is Darla Gratch reporting live from Gorda City. This once peaceful planet is being torn apart today in an unprovoked attack. It now seems certain that Surpreme Executive Chairman Drek will not be disuaded in his efforts to destroy the galaxy for his own selfish needs. All hope certainly seems lost. Darla Gratch, Channel 2 news.

Look, maybe you were right.
Ratchet: Umm...

Clank: Yes, I know, it is worse than I expected too.

Ratchet: Look, maybe you were right. This is a lot bigger than you or me. I was really selfish focusing on Qwark.

Clank: It is not too late to stop Drek.

Ratchet: Hey, yeah! We got this new ship! Let's go get him!

Clank: Now you are talking!

C'mon! Wake up!
Ratchet: Clank?! Clank! C'mon! Wake up!

Clank: Captain... Qwark?

Ratchet: Ha... no goofball, it's me, Ratchet.

Clank: What... happened?

Ratchet: You got toasted by lightning! This place is having one heck of a storm. You won't be safe up there. I'll be right back.

(?)
(After obtaining the Morph-O-Ray)

Ratchet: Sweet!

Captain Qwark!
Ratchet: Captain Qwark!

Qwark: Where?

Ratchet: Come on Qwark, I know it's you!

Qwark: Uh... the name's Steve. Pleased to meet you.

Ratchet: Look "Steve", I need to know where Drek is before it's too late!

Qwark: Did you say "too late"?

Qwark: Son, it is never too late to acquire the latest in the long line of quality products from Gadgetron. I have for you, today only, the Gadgetron PDA.

Ratchet: Public Display of Affection?

Qwark: No, no, no, Personal Delivery Assistant! This device allows you to purchase ammunition wherever and whenever you want it.

Ratchet: Yeah, how can you tell it works?

Qwark: You can always trust Gadgetron quality or my name's not... uh... Steve.

Thank you!
Qwark: Thank you and have a Qwarktastic day!

Ratchet: What did you say?

Qwark: Nothing.

Hey! Welcome to my shop!
Owner: Hey, hey, welcome to my shop! What can I get you!?

Ratchet: I'm looking for Drek!

Owner: Sure! Yeah, we got lots of stuff on sale! After the bombing, no one's been around to buy anything!

Ratchet: Are you okay?

Owner: Low prices? You bet! I can make you a deal on a busted turborator, a mangled carboniser or... I got this infobot!

Ratchet: Guess that bombing was pretty loud, huh?

Owner: Oh ho! You are one shrewd negotiator! I tell ya what, I can let this infobot go for half price!

That's about it for me.
Owner: Well, that's about it for me!

Ratchet: Thanks!

Owner: Quit your complaining, I gave you a great deal! Sheesh!

Infobot - Commercial for mech-
Announcer: Afraid to go out at night? Afraid to go out during the day? Just plain afraid? Then you'll need THIS - the Ultra-Mech unlimited! This mech is the ultimate in personal defense systems! blarg Industries is now taking preorders! Get yours before it's too late!

Buy Infobot from scrap merchant (gameplay)
Ratchet: Now that's what I call serious fire power! Clank's gonna be jealous if he sees this!

On-screen Ultimate Surpreme Executive Drek's flagship, Oltanis Orbit

"How observant of you."
Blarg scientist: Well I guess Qwark didn't eliminate them.

Drek: How observant of you.

Blarg scientist: Thank you sir.

Drek: Now if you were only so diligent in doing your OWN job!

Blarg scientist: Yes, sir.

Drek: Since our new planet is nearly finished, we need a plan to remove the world that is occupying our selected orbit! This time it must be absolutely foolproof!

Drek: Time is wasting!

Explore the coolant system (gameplay)
(After obtaining the bolt grabber) Ratchet: All right!

Hmm... was it pi over infinity or...?
Scientist: Hmmm... was it Pi over Infinity or...

Ratchet: Hey! You need help fixing that thing?

Scientist: Actually, I'm trying to destroy it.

Clank: Why?

Scientist: I was contracted to re-engineer my enlarging machine to create huge heavily-armed mechs.

Ratchet: So THAT'S where those mechs came from!

Scientist: Precisely! Had I known Drek was behind this I never would have done it.

Clank: Is there anything we can do?

Scientist: Well, if you volunteer to be enlarged, you may be able to stop those mechs long enough for me to sabotage this machine.

Clank: And then you will change me back?

Scientist: Ah, I've never tried that, but in theory, yes.

Well done.
Scientist: Well done. Now just step into the machine and we'll see what happens.

Ratchet: Nice to have you back, I guess.

Scientist: I recalibrated the controls to allow only your specific circuit pattern.

Clank: Aaah, perfect.

Scientist: I don't know how to thank you two. Maybe this will help!

== Announcer: New! New! New! From Gadgetron, the makers of weapons and other fine products comes the Hologuise!

Announcer: With the hologuise, you can fool robots into thinking you're one of them!

Announcer: Match your wits against other robots! Work on robotic assembly lines! Attend robot parties!

Announcer: The Hologuise, available only at Gadgetron Headquarters for a limited time!

Announcer: Not to be used for illegal purposes. Wear only in sanctioned areas. You will not actually become a robot.

Robots are not so easily fooled.
Ratchet: If I can get that thing I'll be able to get past those robot guards!

Clank: Robots are not so easily fooled.

Ratchet: Aaah! What's that?

Clank: Where?

Ratchet: Uh, huh.

This is starting to become annoying.
On-screen Ultimate Surpreme Executive Chairman Drek's flagship - Kalebo III orbit

Drek: This is starting to become annoying.

Drek: I'm not sure why I bother with you incompetent idiots... alright, I'll try this one more time.

Drek: You are my most elite troops. I'm sending you down to the planet's surface to destroy those troublemakers! Now go!

Drek: Oh, and if you have to destroy Gadgetron to get rid of them, so be it!

You ever been on a hoverboard?
Ratchet: Excuse me sir, I was wondering if you were concerned about the... uh... invasion??

Gadgetron CEO: Son, our defences are the best money can buy. Don't give it a second thought! You ever been on a hoverboard?

Ratchet: Yeah, once or twice.

Gadgetron CEO: I am in search of a hip young star to represent my newest line of boards. Someone the kids can look up to.

Ratchet: Then I am your man!

Gadgetron CEO: If you can beat my test bots in a race, the job is yours!

That was terrific!
Gadgetron CEO: That was terrific! Now I just need you to say a few words about our hot new boards!

Ratchet: Huh? Now?

Gadgetron CEO: Of course! Just look into that camera right over there and say what comes naturally. Rolling!

Ratchet: Uh... hi? This is Ratchet for... uh... Gadgetron hoverboards. And if you... um...

Clank: Yo dudes. For the freshest boards in the galaxy, check out the new XZ88, from Gadgetron! It's so hot, it's cool!

Gadgetron CEO: I think I got the wrong guy... that was... um... something...

Ratchet: Hey, I was thinking... do I get a discount on gadgets now?

Gadgetron CEO: Uh... you have to be with the company for two years before the employee discount kicks in. However, I can let you have this.

I hope she's cute.
Ratchet: Hey, we finally get to meet the help desk girl! I hope she's cute.

Clank: What should that matter?

Ratchet: Ohhhh, maaaaaaaan...

Clank: Uh... so, uh, come here often?

Helpdesk girl: Actually, I work here, so I come here all the time.

Clank: Oh yeah, hehe...

Helpdesk girl: I've been following your progress. Here, shhh, take this. It's a map-o-matic. It will be very helpful.

Clank: I'll see you later.

Helpdesk girl: Bye sweetie.

Clank: I think she likes me.

Mom?
Ratchet: That should do it!

Clank's mom: Son_

Clank: Mom?

Ratchet: Oh brother.

Clank's mom: You have done well_

Clank: I tried, mom.

Clank's mom: There is still more to do_

Clank: I know.

Ratchet: Hey look, a sister!

Infobot - Drek announces Deplanetizer
Drek: My fellow blarg, our synthetic world is now fully functional and ready for habitation. However, there is one small obstacle in our way - this pathetic lump of a planet.

Drek: Due to some blunder of fate, it happens to occupy the Galaxy's most perfect orbit. But no more!

Drek: Behold, the Deplanetizer, the most powerful laser ever created! Soon we will move the Deplanetizer into place, just above the planet's surface. I will of course be on hand to press the button that will blow this mudball to smithereens! No one will even miss it! See you then!

Are you... alright?
Clank: Ratchet? Are you... alright?

Ratchet: He... is going... to pay!!!

Clank: Excuse me?

Ratchet: It shouldn't have taken me this long to see it! Drek is going to find out what happens when you mess with my home!

Ratchet: What are you smiling at?

Clank: This is the Ratchet I always knew was there.

Ratchet: Okay, if we're gonna do this, we need to get onto Drek's ship. Then we can find out where he set up that laser!

Clank: I will try to make you proud Mom...

Clank's mom: You already have_

Swim through the water tanker (gameplay)
(After obtaining the Trespasser) Ratchet: All right!

Infobot - Deplanetizer Demonstration
Announcer: Tonight on Blarg TV, the adventure we've all been waiting for - the total annihilation of an entire planet! Witness the power, the destruction and the nothingness that follows! So join Ultimate Surpreme Executive Chairman Drek as he pushes the button that ends one world and begins another! Then, stay tuned for "The Galaxy's Funniest Superhero Bloopers", featuring Captain  Qwark!

Find the coordinates for Drek's laser (gameplay)
Ratchet: Now we know where he is! Let's get him!

Hey, what the...?
Ratchet: Hey, what the?

Drek: Hehehehe, imbeciles! After all the trouble you've gone through you're about to die right where you started! It's... It's so poetic...

Ratchet: This is it Clank! Let's get him!

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Drek: Hmmm... you may have been useful for me after all. Too bad you chose the wrong side!

So it has come to this.
Drek: So, it has come to this. Once I step on this ignition switch a countdown will commence, the end of which signals the destruction of your pitiful world.

Clank: There must be another way to make a home for your people.

Drek: You think that's what this is about? Who do you think polluted our last world? I did. This is about one thing and one thing only - cash, and lots of it! You see, I've been paid for every square inch of my new world. Once the inhabitants move in, I will begin polluting this world as well, then the whole thing starts all over again. Ah, brilliant.

Clank: Why you... you... evil little...

Ratchet: Save it Clank. We have to stop that timer.

I AM thinking what you're thinking!
Drek: (screams)

Clank: Ratchet?

Ratchet: What's up?

Ratchet: You know, this time I AM thinking what you're thinking!

This can't be good
Ratchet: This can't be good.

Ratchet: Whew, that was close!

Ratchet: Uh, Clank... you can... heheh... pull us up now.

Clank: The servos in my arm appear to be... broken.

Ratchet: Broken? As in... fall to our deaths broken?

Clank: Uh... yes.

Finale
Ratchet: (screams)

Ratchet: That was close! Thanks!

Clank: My arm appears to be badly damaged.

Ratchet: Ah, you'll be alright.

Ratchet: Hey, Tin Can!

Ratchet: Where do you think you're going? We... uh... still need to fix that arm.

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