User:Thatawesomecat/My Sandbox5

Sandbox for the Starship Phoenix misc dialogue.


 * First visit Two rangers on the left, two rangers on the right, Sasha at the front and center. Nobody in the big seat
 * Second visit upon doing the first Qwark vid comic is the same until after you finish. Sasha leaves her seat and goes into Ratchet's quarters.
 * Third visit Skidd and a ranger on the left (Skidd closest to Sasha), Al and Helga on the right (Helga closest to Sahsa), Sasha at the front and center. Qwark in the big seat

First visit
(Third visit, bridge room) Sasha: Science officer

Al: Al's Roboshack, if I can't fix it- it ain't broke!

S: Meteor shower inbound, redirect power to four deflector screens.

Al: I must object in the strongest possible terms!

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Qwark: Officer Skidd.

Skidd: What's going on?!

Qwark: Chinese fire drill! Let's go, chop chop!

Skidd: Not gonna happen, dude.

Helga: Scrap heap!

Ranger: Aye, sir.

H: Are you ready to try my new fitness course?!

R: Yes, sir!

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Al: Excuse me, Captain Qwark!

Qwark: Shoot!

Al: Are we there yet?!

Qwark: No, no, no! How many times do I need to tell you?!

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R: Al!

Al: Al here!

R: Can you get me Agent Clank's autograph?!

Al: I believe the answer is yes.

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Sasha: (insa?) McMarxx!

Skidd: Sorry, I'm busy!

Sasha: I want that report on my desk by 0-800.

Skidd: Bogus!

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Helga: Scrap heap!

Ranger: Aye sir

Helga: Are there no plus-size somethingsomething too small for my fabulous fingers!

Ranger: Yes, sir.

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Qwark: Tech guy!

Al: Al's roboshack! If i can't fix it, it ain't broke!

Q: Get the positronic matrix system up and running!

A: No problem!

Sasha: Helga!

Helga: I'm working, what is it?!

Sasha: You're on second watch tonight.

H: Nien! (???)

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Al: Captain Sasha!

Sasha: Speak freely.

A: You seen that monkey around here? He took off with my goggles!

S: Of course.

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Qwark: Mr. Robot dude!

Ranger: Aye, sir.

Q: Get me a crayon, it's time to play connect-the-dots!

R: Negative.

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Sasha: Heads up, Al.

Al: Make it quick, I'm busy!

S: Plot a course for sector alpha-five!

A: Yeah, when I get a minute.

- Skidd: Helga!!

Helga: Sprechen?

S: ...check out my skydiving video? It's pretty sweet!

Helga: What are you talking about?!

Qwark: Mr. Robot dude!

Ranger: Aye, sir.

Q: Have a fruit basket somethingsomething moon lane on Marcadia sign the card Porky Qwarky

R: Aye-aye, sir. `

Helga: McMarxx!

Skidd: You talkin' to me?!

H: Are you ready to try my new fitness course?

S: Dude, what have you been smokin'?

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Al: Captain Sasha

Sasha: Yes?

Al: Are we there yet?!

Sasha: Negative.

Skidd: Yo, Al!

Al: Al here.

Skidd: Dude, do you know what's going on with all these blinking lights?

Al: Ask me again later!

Post game
(Post game)

Helga: Miss Sasha!

Sasha: Yes?

Are you ready to try my new fitness course?

Negative.

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Helga: Scrap heap!

Ranger: Aye, sir.

Helga: somethingosomething side keyboards? These buttons are too small for my fabulous fingers!

Yes, sir.

- Sasha: Trooper!

R: Yes, sir.

Call up the archives on Dr. Nefarious. I want to know who we're up against.

Negative.

Helga: Miss Sasha!

Sasha: Yes?

Are you ready to try my new fitness course?

Let me get back to you on that.

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Ranger: Officer helga

Helga: Spraken

Ranger: Can I watch Annihilation Nation on this thing?

H: What are you talking about?! -

Ranger: Captain!

Sasha: Speak freely

Can I go to the bathroom?

Of course.

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Helga: Miss Sasha!

Sasha: Yes?

Are you ready to try my new fitness course?

Affirmative.

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Sasha: Trooper!

Ranger: Aye, sir.

Get me a sensor readup on that UFO.

Roger.

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Sasha: Trooper!

Ranger: Aye, sir.

Meteor shower inbound. Redirect power to four deflector screens.

Aye-aye, sir.

- Ranger: Captain!

Sasha: Speak freely

Do you have any idea what I'm supposed to be doing?!

Negative

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Ranger: Officer Helga!

Helga: Sprakken?

Can I go to the bathroom?

What are you talking about?!

Sasha: Trooper

Ranger: Aye sir

Initiate plan nine.

Negative.

-

Ranger: Captain!

Sasha: Sasha here.

Do you think I look like H-26?

Negative.

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Sasha: Trooper!

Ranger: Aye, sir.

I want that report on my desk by 0-800.

Negative.

Ranger: Officer Helga!

Helga: Ya?

Ranger: Can you get me Agent Clank's autograph?

What are you talking about?!

Helga: Scap heap!

Ranger: Aye, sir.

fabulous fingers small buttons

Yes, sir.

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Miss Sasha!

Yes?

Are there no plus sized keyboards? Puny fabulous fingers

Negative.