Abercrombie Fizzwidget

"Imbecilic to the very last."

- Abercrombie Fizzwidget on Captain Qwark. Abercrombie Fizzwidget was the Chief Executive Officer and founder of Megacorp, as massive corperation that dominated most of the Bogon Galaxy.

Founding Megacorp
"Welcome!"

- Abercrombie Fizzwidget

"What the?!?"

- Ratchet

"I'm Abercrombie Fizzwidget, founder of the Megacorp corporation in the Bogon Galaxy!"

- Abercrombie Fizzwidget

Long ago, Abercrombie Fizzwidget founded Megacorp in the Bogon Galaxy. This company would later decimate competition such as Gadgetron, which like many other competitors was out competed by Megacorp, thanks in part because of the Triple-B. With no real competitors, Megacorp became the Bogon Galaxy's one and only choice for products.

He was close friends of Angela Cross, a Lombax that worked in the Genetics Division of Megacorp.

Trapped in a Supply Closet
"Ahh!"

- Ratchet

"Its okay, this is the real Mr. Fizzwidgit. Qwark had him tied up in a Supply Closet all this time."

- Angela Cross

Unfortunately for Fizzwidiget, this were about to go bad for him, as a galaxy threatening plot was occuring in the distant Solana Galaxy, involving the ashamed super hero Captain Qwark. After Qwark had escaped from prison, he continued to sell Personal Hygenators under the name of Steve McQwark. Once he had sold enough, Qwark planned to fund his comeback as a superhero. However Qwark would need a new galaxy, with a new fan base, so he could save them from a new disaster. The disaster was a blue, furry creature, a creature that would later become the Protopet.

Qwark later chose to become the "hero" of the Bogon Galaxy, and captured Mr. Fizzwidget, tying him up in a Supply Closet at Megacorp HQ. Qwark later doned a costume that resembled Fizzwidget, and literally no one but the Female Infobot knew the fate of the real Fizzwidget. While Abercrombie was trapped, Qwark, under the disguise of Mr, Fizzwidget, pushed Megacorp to create the ultimate pet, a pet he would make sure never passed safety testing.

Free At Last
"Gentleman, you have my most profound gratitude!"

- Abercrombie Fizzwidgit

Following the defeat of the Mutant Protopet, Angela Cross had located the real Fizzwidgit and untied him.

When Angela Cross first introduced him to Ratchet, Ratchet mistook him for Captain Qwark in disguise, but Angela Cross assured Ratchet that this was the real Fizzwidgit and that he had been locked up all this time. Fizzwidgit was very greatful for Ratchet and Clanks service in freeing him and defeating the Mutant Protopet. Ratchet was grateful for Fizzwidgits gratitude, but Ratchet felt sorry they had lost the Helix-O-Morph. At around this time, the Mutant Protopet spat out Qwark, who spat out the Helix-O-Morph. They soon learned the Helix-O-Morph wasn't broken as first though, Qwark had merely put the batteries in backwards. Fizzwidgit noted Qwark was an imbecile to the very last, not noticing the Mutant Protopet was getting up. Fizzwidgit was nearly devoured by the Mutant Protopet, but Angela had fixed the Helix-O-Morph just in time to transform the raging monster into a small harmless non-aggressive Protopet. The Protopet fell into Fizzwidgits hands, where it promptly rubbed his neck in a playful manner, causing Fizzwidgit to make a jolly chuckle as he told the Protopet to calm down. With this, he left to resume his role as CEO for Megacorp.

Later Events
"Mr. Fizzwidget sends his regards."

- Slim Cognito

Later on, Ratchet and Clank would meet the black market dealer Slim Cognito on Aquatos, who had fled the Bogon Galaxy after he had accidently sold a Suck Cannon upgrade to a minor (He claimed he looked 18). Because Ratchet and Clank served Megacorp in the past, Abercrombie Fizzwidget gave several Megacorp weapons to Slim Cognito, who gave them to Ratchet and Clank for free (assuming the player had a saved file of Going Commando).

Abecrombie Fizzwidiget later attended the movie premiere of the Secret Agent Clank film.

Behind the scenes
His name is a parody of Abercrombie and Fitch, a popular clothes line.

Trivia

 * He had a secretary called Miss Noodlebottom.
 * Mr. Fizzwidget was shown to be an intellectual person, having a habit of using longer words when talking. Captain Qwark, when posing as him, tried to copy this trait, but constantly ended up saying the wrong words (some of which were even completely made up). This is shown in the final scene when the original uses the right words.
 * Stuart Zurgo citied Abercrombie Fizzwidget's kidnapping as yet another low point in Captain Qwark's career as "superhero," which slowly led Zurgo to despise Qwark rather then idolize him.

Appearances

 * Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando
 * Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal
 * Ratchet & Clank: Full Frontal Assault

Non-canon

 * Ratchet & Clank Manga: Volume 1